Who wants to marry me? I think i'll put myself on e-bay - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 05-05-2005, 01:04 PM

i'm getting old. i'll be 35 on aug 5th, first day of internext. time to hang it all up. time to get married. who wants me? i think i'm gonna start an ebay auction. i might make like 10 bucks and get a wife. that would be dope.

maybe i'll go pink and just dissappear into happiness for eternity, like these two, happy, eternally young pink people.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 01:05 PM

i think any woman you find is going to have problems with those JAMS

Jace · 05-05-2005, 01:06 PM

seeric · 05-05-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

you got those with the corona bottles on em in size 31/32?
put me down for 3 pairs if so.

Brad Mitchell · 05-05-2005, 01:14 PM

If I win you, will you support me in the style of comfort I'll need?

martyVP · 05-05-2005, 01:29 PM

get back in the garage!!

lol

hydro · 05-05-2005, 01:31 PM

i'd ring it

seeric · 05-05-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by martyVP

get back in the garage!!

lol

hey! have some sympathy for the elderly!

Axzar · 05-05-2005, 01:33 PM

for God sakes, don't do it!

hydro · 05-05-2005, 01:39 PM

bride.ru time?

seeric · 05-05-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro

i'd ring it

i'm thinking latin mail order bride and 5 inch thick prenup is the way to go.

Jace · 05-05-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

you got those with the corona bottles on em in size 31/32?
put me down for 3 pairs if so.

hahahaha...i think i dig some up for ya! LOL

seeric · 05-05-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro

bride.ru time?

this whole thing seems too good to be true. i don;t have time to look at stuff like this today, but aren't you basically just entering into an agreement like business with someone? well, except you get to have sex with them. basically its like acquiring an employee. lol.

Jey p · 05-05-2005, 03:15 PM

naaa..just think about marriage when u r hitting 40-45.... :P

seeric · 05-05-2005, 03:38 PM

lets analyze this.

american woman + marriage to american man = love + lifes little BS = divorce / lawyers, alimony, child support = 1,000,000,000,000.00

bride from third world country + bulletproof prenup eventually = greencard, and if divorce = 0$

seems like a no brainer for someone in my position.

why don't more men do option b?

Shannon G · 05-05-2005, 03:42 PM

I'll bump your auction price for ya

BTW, a neighbor of mine sells Russian brides if you don't mind PAYING out. lol

seeric · 05-05-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shannon G

I'll bump your auction price for ya

BTW, a neighbor of mine sells Russian brides if you don't mind PAYING out. lol

i have to pay them to come to this "great" cough* country? i'm old fashioned. i require a dowry. must be

1) Pharm
2) Livestock
3) cashola (cascading billing in place)

gdog · 05-05-2005, 03:55 PM

See if they will list you if you shave your goatie off

http://www.myforeignbride.com/
or http://www.russianbridesonline.com/ since you speak english that is a plus.

G

sonofsam · 05-05-2005, 03:58 PM

you don't look 35 so be happy, from all the pics i've seen of you i guessed 23-24 tops

seeric · 05-05-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gdog

See if they will list you if you shave your goatie off

http://www.myforeignbride.com/
or http://www.russianbridesonline.com/ since you speak english that is a plus.

G

[sonofsam]

thanks. lots of people say i look younger than 25. maybe i shouldn't stop partying and just keep going the way i am.

hydro · 05-05-2005, 05:57 PM

If you want to settle down then just crank up the dating. Start seeing 5-10 women at once and get to know them. If they aren't what you want replace them with another chick and keep going until you find one that has everything you want then start a long term relationship with her. I know it sounds tiring but dating doesnt mean seeing each other every day and spending 4 hours with her. 1 time a week for about an hour is enough for you to get to know them and replace the ones you don't like. Weekends can be used for collecting phone numbers then weekdays are for small dates

SweetArmo · 05-05-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i'm getting old. i'll be 35 on aug 5th, first day of internext. time to hang it all up. time to get married. who wants me? i think i'm gonna start an ebay auction. i might make like 10 bucks and get a wife. that would be dope.

maybe i'll go pink and just dissappear into happiness for eternity, like these two, happy, eternally young pink people.

OMG!! You are sooo sexy Airek! I'll marry you for sure!

seeric · 05-05-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SweetArmo

OMG!! You are sooo sexy Airek! I'll marry you for sure!

lol. who is this? my spidey sense is tingling.

seeric · 05-05-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro

If you want to settle down then just crank up the dating. Start seeing 5-10 women at once and get to know them. If they aren't what you want replace them with another chick and keep going until you find one that has everything you want then start a long term relationship with her. I know it sounds tiring but dating doesnt mean seeing each other every day and spending 4 hours with her. 1 time a week for about an hour is enough for you to get to know them and replace the ones you don't like. Weekends can be used for collecting phone numbers then weekdays are for small dates

good advice. bad for a really busy dude. maybe i should hire a broker.

hydro · 05-05-2005, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

good advice. bad for a really busy dude. maybe i should hire a broker.

hmm. I think thats what eharmony is

seeric · 05-05-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hydro

hmm. I think thats what eharmony is

online is only good for casual hookup. myspace is the best to meet girls to party with. prob wouldnt want to meet someone online for a perm position.

hydro · 05-05-2005, 06:12 PM

lmao yea its great for sure. I just got back from dinner with a chick off myspace

naitirps · 05-05-2005, 06:22 PM

are you gonna have a buy it now price? lol

Head · 05-05-2005, 06:23 PM

I'll take the one on the left.

seeric · 05-05-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by naitirps

are you gonna have a buy it now price? lol

LOL.

yeah,

3 easy payments of 99.95

and i get rebilled too!

gdog · 05-05-2005, 08:00 PM

Any serious enquiries yet? Otherwise I know some cool chicks at the old age home you might give a try. You can be the male Ana Nicole Smith.

;)

alan-l · 05-05-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i'm getting old. i'll be 35 on aug 5th, first day of internext. time to hang it all up. time to get married. who wants me? i think i'm gonna start an ebay auction. i might make like 10 bucks and get a wife. that would be dope.

maybe i'll go pink and just dissappear into happiness for eternity, like these two, happy, eternally young pink people.

Halcyon and his girl are so hot I'd even hit the taquito boy in the middle

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 05-06-2005, 12:25 AM

i want an underwater wedding....like the one they did in thailand

seeric · 05-06-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by alan-l

Halcyon and his girl are so hot I'd even hit the taquito boy in the middle

con guacamole!!!!!!

LauraLee · 05-06-2005, 09:09 AM

30's the new 20

You have plenty-o-time!

at least thats what i keep telling myself

seeric · 05-07-2005, 06:01 AM

lets fuck.

my 21 yr old girl is m.i.a. 2nite.

Napolean · 05-07-2005, 06:32 AM

I'm already taken... sorry

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Who wants to marry me? I think i'll put myself on e-bay i'm getting old. i'll be 35 on aug 5th, first day of internext. time to hang it all up. time to get married. who wants me? i think i'm gonna start an ebay auction. i might make like 10 bucks and get a wife. that would be dope. maybe i'll go pink and just dissappear into happiness for eternity, like these two, happy, eternally young pink people. Last edited by seeric; 05-05-2005 at 01:05 PM..

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