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quiet · 01-18-2002, 02:57 AM

nuttier than a fucking fruitcake:

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Dear xxxxxx.com....

I have been a member of your service for a little over a year now, and have downloaded over 20 CD ROMs of material. Your
videos are of high quality...blah, blah

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There is one thing I do not appreciate however, and I feel you should know about it since it seriously detracts from the quality of
your otherwise top-notch adult video service. I find it to be a serious turn-off when I go to download a series of clips and see the webmaster refer to the girl in the film as a "horny slut," or "trailer trash," or blah, blah... I love and appreciate women, and these people are going to be scared out of their wits when they see what our trouble with Osama bin Laden and the conflict in the Middle East is leading up to. Everybody who has ever been in porn will be terrified because of the persecution they have always received from the Church. The guys who have filmed them and exploited them for money, will not help them at all in the times to come.

Call them "angels," or "babes," or "goddesses," and make positive remarks about their personalities as much as about their bodies. If you ever believed in what you're doing, then don't betray those who believed in it with you. People are beautiful, especially when physically appreciating each other, and these names you call them will make them more scared and confused than they're already going to be.

Sincerely,

Charlie xxxxx

PS-- If you have xxxxx's email address, please forward this message to her for me. The whole world will know my name soon, and I
would appreciate it if she could be made aware of me ahead of time. She is one beauty who has captured my heart, not by what she
looks like, but by her obviously honest belief in what she has done. It would sadden me for her to become scared when the hypocrites
come out in force soon.

this line especially freaked me out:

The whole world will know my name soon, and I would appreciate it if she could be made aware of me ahead of time.

i almost feel like i should forward to the fbi or something. but he has been a member for over a year

Amputate Your Head · 01-18-2002, 02:59 AM

Ok... THAT d00d is whacked.

AaronM · 01-18-2002, 03:01 AM

Damn it Boneprone... I told you not to send that email. Now they are gonna turn you into the FBI and the feds are gonna try to take my computer because I knew about it. FUCKER!

Theo · 01-18-2002, 03:56 AM

it needs abilities to discover personalities in porn movies.

Amputate Your Head · 01-18-2002, 03:57 AM

It puts the lotion on the skin!

quiet · 01-18-2002, 05:11 AM

crazy people like porn too...

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Chris R · 01-18-2002, 05:22 AM

You know - he really was making sense - all the way up to:

"and these people are going to be scared out of their wits when they see what our trouble with Osama bin Laden and the conflict in the Middle East is leading up to."

That is a little scary - make sure you keep updating the content!

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quiet · 01-18-2002, 05:33 AM

hey, the girl he's referrring to, we met in a mall, hence 'mall rat'. i won't lie to my members. well, maybe now i will.

E-van · 01-18-2002, 09:17 AM

Maybe it's worth it to send to the FBI, I once met a subject who said those words to me and a few of my friends in the street,(it's a long story that I tell my pals sometimes)

15 days later, he went to the house of the richest guy in town and kidnapped his wife, one of his older kids (which is my friend, but wasn't with us the night we met this character) and the maid.

He took them as hostages for a day and the situation grew really tense, until he was detained by a holdup team that had to break in, as it happens, he had only a toy gun and a couple of fake bombs, that's how crazy he was...

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drumsicle · 01-18-2002, 09:25 AM

LMAO!

Slippery When Drunk · 01-18-2002, 09:28 AM

the letter sounds kinda like George Dubya.

Rip · 01-18-2002, 09:32 AM

I agree, the "crazier", the better

just pay your darn credit card bills, crazy members... that's all I ask!

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01-18-2002, 02:59 AM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Ok... THAT d00d is whacked.

01-18-2002, 03:01 AM	#3
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,911	Damn it Boneprone... I told you not to send that email. Now they are gonna turn you into the FBI and the feds are gonna try to take my computer because I knew about it. FUCKER!

01-18-2002, 03:56 AM	#4
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	it needs abilities to discover personalities in porn movies.

01-18-2002, 03:57 AM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	It puts the lotion on the skin!

01-18-2002, 05:11 AM	#6
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	crazy people like porn too... [This message has been edited by quiet (edited 01-18-2002).]

01-18-2002, 05:22 AM	#7
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	You know - he really was making sense - all the way up to: "and these people are going to be scared out of their wits when they see what our trouble with Osama bin Laden and the conflict in the Middle East is leading up to." That is a little scary - make sure you keep updating the content! ------------------ TopBucks.com - Converting at better than 1:130 David Lace Content - Highest Quality Teen Content ConversionCash.com - Make Money off your WebTV Traffic

01-18-2002, 05:33 AM	#8
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	hey, the girl he's referrring to, we met in a *mall*, hence 'mall rat'. i won't lie to my members. well, maybe now i will.

01-18-2002, 09:17 AM	#9
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	Maybe it's worth it to send to the FBI, I once met a subject who said those words to me and a few of my friends in the street,(it's a long story that I tell my pals sometimes) 15 days later, he went to the house of the richest guy in town and kidnapped his wife, one of his older kids (which is my friend, but wasn't with us the night we met this character) and the maid. He took them as hostages for a day and the situation grew really tense, until he was detained by a holdup team that had to break in, as it happens, he had only a toy gun and a couple of fake bombs, that's how crazy he was... [Edited for spelling and punctuation] ------------------ Phat Sites Need Phat Hosting Get PHAT And Now You can Get even Phatter! TGP Hosting Special! Sign Up Now and get 15 gigs FREE in any plan (includes TGP deal) [This message has been edited by E-van (edited 01-18-2002).]

01-18-2002, 09:25 AM	#10
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	LMAO!

01-18-2002, 09:28 AM	#11
Slippery When Drunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Where the old people can't vote Posts: 168	the letter sounds kinda like George Dubya.

01-18-2002, 09:32 AM	#12
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I agree, the "crazier", the better just pay your darn credit card bills, crazy members... that's all I ask! ------------------ $$ You sell FREE MEMBERSHIPS $$ You Make Up To $19.47 or MORE! $$ JackThumbsTGP - - - VideoKAT-ViDeOpOsT - Post Gallieries - - - - - - - Trade Traffic -