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Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 06:37 PM

Tristan Taormino wrote in the Village Voice about the Adam & Eve Reality show we were on. Best of all, she talked about Tassy and I having sex in a canoe!!

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0...,63612,24.html

who · 05-04-2005, 06:38 PM

Nice

Now prove this canoe event actually took place...

RRRED · 05-04-2005, 06:38 PM

You guys are so damn cute!!

pornguy · 05-04-2005, 06:39 PM

Now that is totally cool.

Spunky · 05-04-2005, 06:41 PM

Does she do the paddling as well?

Vanilla DeVille · 05-04-2005, 06:44 PM

Naughty, naughty!! We will have to sit down and give all the juicy details!!

tony286 · 05-04-2005, 06:45 PM

thats too cool

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 06:45 PM

Was it a leaky canoe?

Tom_PM · 05-04-2005, 06:46 PM

Great write up

RRRED · 05-04-2005, 06:47 PM

"On my day off, one of the producers suggested we go kayaking. I'd never kayaked before, but I thought it would be fun to do something in the water since I'd spent so much of the trip indoors. We signed release forms and headed out. A few minutes later, we spotted the Pinks in a kayak and paddled over to see them. We chatted for a bit, then one of them said, "Wouldn't it be cool to fuck in a kayak?" We all agreed it would. Next thing I know, they're peeling off their bathing suits, moving their oars, and he's between her legs making her moan. Producer and I watched silently from our kayak. She sucked his cock, which was already rock hard, then he laid her on her back and slid inside her. They started rocking, and the kayak swayed, but they didn't seem to care. I thought, "This is one of those scenarios that's fun but you can't actually get any leverage to really fuck the way you want to." Well, I was wrong. No gentle rocking for them?he was thrusting deep into her, and she was loving it. I was inspired to slip my hand down my bikini bottom and jerk off to the sight of them. The more they fucked, the further they moved to one end of the kayak, until it seemed like it would tip over. Suddenly Miss Pink's head was in the water, her bright-fuchsia hair submerged, with her face above the waves. At that moment, with water circling her head, she yelled, thrashed around, and came hard. It was spectacular; it was sexy; it was great live porno."

Hot dayum you two!!! MAN!

RevSand · 05-04-2005, 06:55 PM

Damn... If the show is half as hot as that sounded its gonna be a GREAT show.. Awesome job guys!

datatank · 05-04-2005, 07:00 PM

Can I come over for next slave night?

seeric · 05-04-2005, 07:03 PM

uh oh. take cover. inbound on the video!

VeriSexy · 05-04-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

You guys are so damn cute!!

I agree

booker · 05-04-2005, 07:25 PM

Sounds like american beer... fucking close to water!

Sosa · 05-04-2005, 07:34 PM

happy couple

2HousePlague · 05-04-2005, 07:42 PM

Sounds like good times, as usual bro -- SEETHINGENVY --

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Originally Posted by Taormino

Runaway Bay, Jamaica?In February, I served as a judge at the New York auditions for Reality-X: The Search for Adam & Eve (searchforadamandeve.com), a pay-per-view series documenting the search for the next great porn star couple. After the multi-city tryouts, 16 finalists were chosen. I had a great time assessing contestants' genital capabilities...

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Originally Posted by Tristan Taormino

The real-life couples were ... and the Pinks, a rose-haired duo who document their life together on the website pinkgasm.com.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tristan Taormino

On my day off, one of the producers suggested we go kayaking... A few minutes later, we spotted the Pinks in a kayak and paddled over to see them. We chatted for a bit, then one of them said, "Wouldn't it be cool to fuck in a kayak?" We all agreed it would. Next thing I know, they're peeling off their bathing suits, moving their oars, and he's between her legs making her moan. Producer and I watched silently from our kayak. She sucked his cock, which was already rock hard, then he laid her on her back and slid inside her. They started rocking, and the kayak swayed, but they didn't seem to care. I thought, "This is one of those scenarios that's fun but you can't actually get any leverage to really fuck the way you want to." Well, I was wrong. No gentle rocking for them?he was thrusting deep into her, and she was loving it. I was inspired to slip my hand down my bikini bottom and jerk off to the sight of them. The more they fucked, the further they moved to one end of the kayak, until it seemed like it would tip over. Suddenly Miss Pink's head was in the water, her bright-fuchsia hair submerged, with her face above the waves. At that moment, with water circling her head, she yelled, thrashed around, and came hard. It was spectacular; it was sexy; it was great live porno.

j-

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 07:44 PM

I have to say, we're just getting to see this Tassy girl now, and I'm wondering where she's been hiding all these years?

She is one sexy girl. About as hot as they come. You two seem like a very fun couple to be around, and I'm not just talking about the sex stuff. You guys seem to pull as much fun out of life as you put into it.

pxxx · 05-04-2005, 07:45 PM

They are just too cute, video please!!!

spunkmaster · 05-04-2005, 07:48 PM

Was it a kayak or Canoe ?

Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by spunkmaster

Was it a kayak or Canoe ?

It was a 2 person kayak.

tASSy · 05-04-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I have to say, we're just getting to see this Tassy girl now, and I'm wondering where she's been hiding all these years?

She is one sexy girl. About as hot as they come. You two seem like a very fun couple to be around, and I'm not just talking about the sex stuff. You guys seem to pull as much fun out of life as you put into it.

i've been touring the universe, now i'm stopping here for awhile....

squeezeboobs · 05-04-2005, 08:00 PM

that's hot!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-04-2005, 08:03 PM

Kayaks don't afford much space for doing the nasty. Canoes are much roomier.

Either way, I would like to see the pix and vid.

ADG Webmaster

Kimmykim · 05-04-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Kayaks don't afford much space for doing the nasty. Canoes are much roomier.

Either way, I would like to see the pix and vid.

ADG Webmaster

That's the skirted kind -- the sit on tops are built totally differently.
Something along these lines...

http://www.oceankayak.com/malibutwo.html

datatank · 05-04-2005, 08:15 PM

I still want to go to slave night HOT video

http://pinkgasm.com/preview/video/pi...marchslave.mov

Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

That's the skirted kind -- the sit on tops are built totally differently.
Something along these lines...

http://www.oceankayak.com/malibutwo.html

That's exactly what it was like!!

Unfortunately, no video or pics.

But we did get email from a couple who watched us from the shore and later tracked us down.

Butrflied · 05-04-2005, 08:24 PM

That is seriously hot you guys ..

oh! and I visited p i n k g a s m for the first time .. you guys compliment each other so well, I am in awe of your site .. you two are beautiful together

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-04-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmykim

That's the skirted kind -- the sit on tops are built totally differently.
Something along these lines...

http://www.oceankayak.com/malibutwo.html

Maybe Hal and Tass can get a kayak sponsor gig attesting to it's stability when put to the ultimate test.

"The folks ashore will be gawking when the pink duo get their kayak rocking!!!"

ADG Webmaster

tASSy · 05-04-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Sounds like good times, as usual bro -- SEETHINGENVY --

j-

i see you hit the important parts j...

Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butrflied

That is seriously hot you guys ..

oh! and I visited p i n k g a s m for the first time .. you guys compliment each other so well, I am in awe of your site .. you two are beautiful together

Thank you!!
We've tried to keep the site on the down low. It's very seperate from the rest of the work we do in the adult space.
So thank you for "getting it."

LoriAnderson · 05-04-2005, 08:33 PM

thats cute

Love the picture of you guys..

Chio The Pirate · 05-04-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Tristan Taormino wrote in the Village Voice about the Adam & Eve Reality show we were on. Best of all, she talked about Tassy and I having sex in a canoe!!

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0...,63612,24.html

YARGH! I went to school with a Tristan Taormino on Long Island. That's so funny!

Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 08:55 PM

[QUOTE=datatank]I still want to go to slave night HOT video

Thanks!

Slave night is the best night of the week, by far.

TexasDreams · 05-04-2005, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Tristan Taormino wrote in the Village Voice about the Adam & Eve Reality show we were on. Best of all, she talked about Tassy and I having sex in a canoe!!

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0...,63612,24.html

I Love That Headline....

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Our columnist plays Porno Paula on the XXX version of American Idol

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RyuLion · 05-04-2005, 10:23 PM

Nice! you guys are the life of any party!

RAM · 05-04-2005, 10:25 PM

Love the Pink

Halcyon · 05-04-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I Love That Headline....

Pucker Up
Dirty Bananas
Our columnist plays Porno Paula on the XXX version of American Idol

DANCE DIRTY BANANA'S DANCE!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfect.

Kimmykim · 05-04-2005, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Maybe Hal and Tass can get a kayak sponsor gig attesting to it's stability when put to the ultimate test.

"The folks ashore will be gawking when the pink duo get their kayak rocking!!!"

ADG Webmaster

Haha, that's funny, I know the owners of Wilderness Systems, but I don't think they'd go for it ;)

Easton · 05-04-2005, 11:54 PM

Hal and tASSy are taking over!

AmeliaG · 05-04-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booker

Sounds like american beer... fucking close to water!

See, Halcyon and Tassy, I told you I wasn't the only one who would think of this joke in relation to your debauched fun

tASSy · 05-04-2005, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

Hal and tASSy are taking over!

watch out i'm coming for holly next!

tASSy · 05-04-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

See, Halcyon and Tassy, I told you I wasn't the only one who would think of this joke in relation to your debauched fun

well, at least now i know exactly what kind of character this booker fellow is...haha

AmeliaG · 05-05-2005, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

well, at least now i know exactly what kind of character this booker fellow is...haha

A beverage connoisseur?

CDSmith · 05-05-2005, 12:02 AM

I guess this means Tassy gives good canoe.

I bet I give good canoe. Maybe one day I'll get the chance to prove it. :D

tASSy · 05-05-2005, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

A beverage connoisseur?

if he's drinking american beer i'm just not sure connoiseur is the term i'd use...

King Adam · 05-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

if he's drinking american beer i'm just not sure connoiseur is the term i'd use...

Maybe he's drinking american beer in a canoe. You just never know these days.

AmeliaG · 05-05-2005, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

if he's drinking american beer i'm just not sure connoiseur is the term i'd use...

Point taken

I'm just fixing to go to the post office to mail you back your clothing now.

pradaboy · 05-05-2005, 09:34 AM

this thread is worthless without pics

tASSy · 05-05-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Point taken

I'm just fixing to go to the post office to mail you back your clothing now.

oh sweet! thank you so much, i was afraid i'd lost that hat forever. one of grandpa caleb's neighbors made it.

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