Am I the only one who thinks the Burger King commercials are a bit freaky? - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 04-26-2005, 05:02 PM

Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.

wdsguy · 04-26-2005, 05:05 PM

not just u, i would freak if i saw that mofo too in my backyard.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 04-26-2005, 05:06 PM

You mean you wouldn't like waking up with the king? ;)

mardigras · 04-26-2005, 05:08 PM

Eating too much lard laced fast food garbage gives you hallucinations

Chio The Pirate · 04-26-2005, 05:09 PM

YARGH! I'd stab that fruity King with me sword. Damn creepy.

jollyperv · 04-26-2005, 05:09 PM

They are pretty creepy, but they've succeeded in getting attention. I think it's a great ad campaign, a little shock tactic. I remember all those commercials vividly, and hell the other day I went to get one of those big ass breakfast sandwiches. It wasn't good.

WiredGuy · 04-26-2005, 05:09 PM

LOL, that guy freaks me out too.
WG

Downtime · 04-26-2005, 05:11 PM

i think everyone would agree with you on those commercials, they're seriously fucked up. but it's good marketing considering everyone remembers them!

HowlingWulf · 04-26-2005, 05:12 PM

I thought it was definately gay, and by that I mean homosexual. Weird commercials with 'the king'.

Chio The Pirate · 04-26-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

i think everyone would agree with you on those commercials, they're seriously fucked up. but it's good marketing considering everyone remembers them!

YARGH! Findin' a finger in wendy's chili be memorable, but I doubt it be makin' a good campaign.

Furious_Male · 04-26-2005, 05:18 PM

All those commercials are like a bad acid trip.

04-26-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Findin' a finger in wendy's chili be memorable, but I doubt it be makin' a good campaign.

but seriously, look at all you guys talking about it

when was the last time you saw a carls jr. or harveys thread on GFY?

they kicked ass with it

CynthiaB · 04-26-2005, 05:24 PM

Those commercials scare me. They're all freaky weird. If I had to wake up with a Fast Food Icon, I vote for Jack! That Big Head just drives me wild.

Cyn

warlock5 · 04-26-2005, 05:51 PM

Scary indeed, but is a big red white and yellow clown any friendlier?

Thee Johnclave · 04-26-2005, 06:29 PM

Remember the buzz those creepy rodents in the Quizno's commercials got? I'll take the weirdo king over those anyday.

Both creepy, both talked about.

nofx · 04-26-2005, 06:30 PM

i dont watch tv so I wouldnt know

Kirsten · 04-26-2005, 06:32 PM

I hate them

Radical Rick · 04-26-2005, 06:34 PM

usually flip chanels during commercials, but I'll take y'alls word for it.

04-26-2005, 06:34 PM

hahah thats funny..

05-03-2005, 06:02 PM

thier commercials are kinda gay

Easton · 05-03-2005, 06:05 PM

yeah that "king" character gives me the creeps too... and i hate clowns, so it's not good

erehwon · 05-03-2005, 06:29 PM

I'm with you, if I woke up with the King in bed, out would come the Glock 36 and I'd have the King's brains all over my bed...

TheDoc · 05-03-2005, 06:34 PM

BK has a crap marketing department. They have no consistency in branding of the BK name and products. Probably the worst food advertisements for consumers ever put out.

khs · 05-03-2005, 06:46 PM

GirlV · 05-03-2005, 06:50 PM

Yeah that thing is freaky. kinda scary looking actually.

crowkid · 05-03-2005, 06:53 PM

Eros my first words to come out of my mouth after that spooky commercial was "WTF?!?!!?" But then again, if the point of advertising is to make you remember the ad, regardless if you liked/disliked it, Burger King is doing a pretty damn good job

sickkittens · 05-03-2005, 06:56 PM

Yup. Eating animals is pretty freaky to me.

StuBradley · 05-03-2005, 07:02 PM

Remember when Domino's pizza had the Noid (avoid the Noid)? That was the best campaign they ever had going but they dropped it (and the ad company that created him) because they found that the Noid scared small children. This BK dude gives me the fuckin' willies.

wedouglas · 05-03-2005, 07:08 PM

ive heard that from other people as well

Turboface · 05-03-2005, 07:09 PM

cyber_ninja · 05-03-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.

i always crack up when i see those comercials

SykkBoy · 05-03-2005, 07:29 PM

the king creeps me the fuck out.....
but I've always been creeped out by statues, dummies, etc.

reynold · 05-03-2005, 08:32 PM

things happened the way they planned it. I guess, it is working, it only shows that the commercial is disturbing and catches the attention of the viewers...just the way they want it. Nice strategy.

eroswebmaster · 05-04-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

the king creeps me the fuck out.....
but I've always been creeped out by statues, dummies, etc.

I'm getting you a ventriliquist dummy for your birthday

bringer · 05-04-2005, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Turboface

phil hartman reincarnated?

thats what i see everytime those commercials play

Cassie · 05-04-2005, 12:34 PM

there is something very very wrong with that commercial.

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 12:52 PM

Burger King has always had boned up demented commercials. Ever since that one from the 70's where the king was dancing and singing through a park full of children like a pedo I've wondered about their promo department's sanity.

They were trying to compete with Ronald McDonald when they should have gone their own way completely (Like Wendy's did with the Dave Thomas series of ads). BK fell miserably short going up against the likes of McD's "Hamburglar", "Grimmace", and "Mayor McCheese" etc. Hard to compete with that.

smack · 05-04-2005, 12:54 PM

haha, yeah, nothing like a plastic king staring through your window watching you sleep. he would definately catch some slugs.

sickkittens · 05-04-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by khs

Is that Baddog?

CDSmith · 05-04-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Is that Baddog?

*choke* coffeealloverkeyboard *cough*

MrJackMeHoff · 05-04-2005, 01:16 PM

The fact this thread exists proves how good the marketing is..

ry0t · 05-04-2005, 01:19 PM

I just don't like TV all together. Too many commercials and everything is reality now and I try to get entertainment that isn't reality. edit: except sports

Doc911 · 05-04-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.

Sorry I have nothing against gay people. But if that big headed fucker was in the bed wearing tights and those freaked out shoes I would have to pop a cap in his ass unless my wife had a croisantwich in her hand while Vanilla deville was eating her pussy...

what what

squeezeboobs · 05-04-2005, 01:34 PM

A little weird????? Almost creepy. Gets you talkin about burgers though.

Think I'll make myself a tofu-burger now.

fl_prn_str · 05-04-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

You mean you wouldn't like waking up with the king? ;)

Brad Gosse · 05-04-2005, 02:29 PM

This is the guy behind the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial is a genius http://www.davidlachapelle.com/

Those wake up and up late with the king commercials are hillarious.

This is my favorite http://www.rudefuck.com/bk_ads/Late_Shift.mov

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,479	LOL, that guy freaks me out too. WG __________________ I play with Google.

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	not just u, i would freak if i saw that mofo too in my backyard.

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jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	They are pretty creepy, but they've succeeded in getting attention. I think it's a great ad campaign, a little shock tactic. I remember all those commercials vividly, and hell the other day I went to get one of those big ass breakfast sandwiches. It wasn't good.

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CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	Those commercials scare me. They're all freaky weird. If I had to wake up with a Fast Food Icon, I vote for Jack! That Big Head just drives me wild. Cyn

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blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	hahah thats funny..

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blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	thier commercials are kinda gay

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crowkid o.g. spammer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 1,240	Eros my first words to come out of my mouth after that spooky commercial was "WTF?!?!!?" But then again, if the point of advertising is to make you remember the ad, regardless if you liked/disliked it, Burger King is doing a pretty damn good job

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wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	ive heard that from other people as well

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	things happened the way they planned it. I guess, it is working, it only shows that the commercial is disturbing and catches the attention of the viewers...just the way they want it. Nice strategy.

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