and for guys... how many have pissed in a sink before?
Every Canadian guy who's ever been to a social has pissed in a sink at one time or another. When you gotta go, you gotta go. After 15 beers the piss won't wait for the line to move.
No I have never done that, I have been know to got outside before. On time we wen't out for my B-Day and I was going next to my car and a cop pulled up right in front of me (boy those headlight's were bright).
He then asked me what I was doing and I said "I'm peeing what does it look like?"( as I was in the spot light, you know those nice flash light's they have)He then asked why I didn't go in the bar and I said "If you wen't in there he would know"
My friends thought I was going to jail, he must have not do anything cuz it was my B-Day but I bet they watched my car to see if I drove, good thing I didn't. My Mom had to come get me.
I've used the stall in the men's room but never the urinal (or sink). Hell, I can't even pee outside. I'm such a prude
Ditto!!! I have pee stage fright!!! but when you have to go bad and girls room is crowded Ill use a stall.
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When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.
Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.
When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.
Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.
Every Canadian guy who's ever been to a social has pissed in a sink at one time or another. When you gotta go, you gotta go. After 15 beers the piss won't wait for the line to move.
When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.
Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.
Mormons don't drink, smoke or piss in the sinks.
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Their Arenas must barely survive with all the Mormons. You are right, they don't drink, smoke and they claim they don't even watch porn. We all know that's BS.
Every Canadian guy who's ever been to a social has pissed in a sink at one time or another. When you gotta go, you gotta go. After 15 beers the piss won't wait for the line to move.
I'm canadian and I've never pissed in a sink... and I've never referred to any event as a "social".
Their Arenas must barely survive with all the Mormons. You are right, they don't drink, smoke and they claim they don't even watch porn. We all know that's BS.
Great story.
Thanks, the arena was packed even though the Jazz were playing the Nets. A well dressed 50'ish woman showed us to our seats. She also brought a half-time stats page to us.
As far as surviving without liquor sales it was strange being in nice restaurants where liquor was available but no one was drinking.
Every Canadian guy who's ever been to a social has pissed in a sink at one time or another. When you gotta go, you gotta go. After 15 beers the piss won't wait for the line to move.
Social? Holy fuck, you ARE from Manitoba. Break out the banjo...
When I lived in DC and watched the Bullets play in the Capital Center the wait for a urinal were so big everyone would automatically piss in a sink if one was open.
Twenty years later going thru Salt Lake I wanted to see Carl Malone play live so I went to their arena. Because hardly anyone drinks there's no lines at the concession stands. At the half-time buzzer I had to piss like a race horse. Walking quickly into the restroom I see a sink right by the door that's open ...... After about 5 seconds of pissing and sighing I notice how quiet it is and look up to see horror and disgust on everyones faces.
Mormons don't drink, smoke or piss in the sinks.
.
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I'm canadian and I've never pissed in a sink... and I've never referred to any event as a "social".
Social is a Manitoba thing mostly. It's caught on some in NW Ontario and parts of Saskabush but that's about it.
Nothing like a good social I tell you.
Getting married? Go get a liquor license and throw a social. Sell enough tickets and booze and you'll wind up with 4-6 grand or more to put towards your wedding, honeymoon, down payment on a house, whatever. :D
Socials can be held for just about anything though -- sports teams, sporting events, fundraising, clubs, etc. You just rent any decent sized hall, hire a bartender and a music guy, sell tickets, buy the max allowable amount of booze, and let the party begin.
Then the pissing starts. Sometimes the lineup for one bathroom is so long that you'll see either guys running into the ladies can to pee in the sinks, or girls will run into the guys can and, well... check the pic in my first post.
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