Capitalist Hell or Communist Hell - GoFuckYourself.com

Rose · 01-17-2002, 10:55 AM

A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell.

Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockefeller, looking bored. "What's it like in there?", asked Dave. "Well," he replied, "in Capitalist Hell, they fry you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"That's terrible!!", gasped Dave. "I'm going to check out Communist Hell!" He went over to Communist Hell, where he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circled around the lobby seven times before receding off into the horizon. Dave pushed his way through to the head of the line, where he found Karl Marx busily signing people in. Dave asked Karl what Communist Hell was like.

"In Communist Hell," said Marx impatiently, "they fry you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let vultures tear out your liver, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives."

"But ... but that's the same as Capitalist Hell!", protested Dave.

"True," sighed Marx, "but sometimes we don't have oil, sometimes we don't have knives ... "

Kimmykim · 01-17-2002, 11:23 AM

Hey Rose!!! How were your holidays???

Rose · 01-17-2002, 01:25 PM

Hey Kimmykim.
Santa was great this year...

Kimmykim · 01-17-2002, 02:30 PM

Glad to hear it!

01-17-2002, 10:55 AM	#1
Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ON,Canada Posts: 1,456	Capitalist Hell or Communist Hell A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell and was told he had a choice to make. He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell. Naturally, Dave wanted to compare the two, so he wandered over to Capitalist Hell. There outside the door was Rockefeller, looking bored. "What's it like in there?", asked Dave. "Well," he replied, "in Capitalist Hell, they fry you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let a vulture tear your liver out, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives." "That's terrible!!", gasped Dave. "I'm going to check out Communist Hell!" He went over to Communist Hell, where he discovered a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circled around the lobby seven times before receding off into the horizon. Dave pushed his way through to the head of the line, where he found Karl Marx busily signing people in. Dave asked Karl what Communist Hell was like. "In Communist Hell," said Marx impatiently, "they fry you alive, boil you in oil, chain you to a rock and let vultures tear out your liver, and cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives." "But ... but that's the same as Capitalist Hell!", protested Dave. "True," sighed Marx, "but sometimes we don't have oil, sometimes we don't have knives ... "

01-17-2002, 11:23 AM	#2
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Hey Rose!!! How were your holidays???

01-17-2002, 01:25 PM	#3
Rose Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ON,Canada Posts: 1,456	Hey Kimmykim. Santa was great this year...

01-17-2002, 02:30 PM	#4
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Glad to hear it!