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Furious_Female 05-03-2005 06:38 PM
I was raised Catholic. Enough said.

AaronM 05-03-2005 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by JFPdude
I was told AaronM was my daddy. I found out years later he was only the next in line. :helpme

I would have been first in line but I forgot my wallet and had to go back home to grab some cash.

JFPdude 05-03-2005 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AaronM
I would have been first in line but I forgot my wallet and had to go back home to grab some cash.
You mean all this time it wasn't a lie ? :Oh crap

AaronM 05-03-2005 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JFPdude
You mean all this time it wasn't a lie ? :Oh crap

Correct.

JFPdude 05-03-2005 06:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM
Correct.

Let this be a lesson to all to carry change for the phone. It may come in handy.

Spunky 05-03-2005 06:49 PM
Stop beating off..you'll go blind

JFPdude 05-03-2005 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by spunky
Stop beating off..you'll go blind

Stop beating off you'll grow hair on the palm of your hands.

AaronM 05-03-2005 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spunky
Stop beating off..you'll go blind

I see you didn't stop.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigRod
Masterbating will make you go blind!

reynold 05-03-2005 08:40 PM
If I swallow seeds from fruits, they will grow inside my stomach. :Oh crap

thumbsdepot 05-03-2005 08:49 PM
Back when I was in school the teachers would always scare me by telling me that if I keep misbehaving that they would put it on my permanent record.

JFPdude 05-03-2005 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by thumbsdepot
Back when I was in school the teachers would always scare me by telling me that if I keep misbehaving that they would put it on my permanent record.
They did ... I was just reading it online. You should have listened to them.

JFPdude 05-03-2005 08:52 PM
no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha

Screaming 05-03-2005 08:55 PM
the irony in things parents say

Spunky 05-03-2005 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by JFPdude
no shit I took woj's spot without even trying ... hahahaha
He must have put the bot to sleep

AaronM 05-03-2005 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reynold
If I swallow seeds from fruits, they will grow inside my stomach. :Oh crap

reynold
Location: K-man's cock

Perhaps if you would stop sucking cock, you would not end up with a mouthful of seeds from a fruit.

Napolean 05-03-2005 10:16 PM
"You have to go to church because any day now Jesus is going to split that eastern sky and in the blink of an eye all the christians will be taken to heaven, and YOU arent going to make it because you're a SINNER, and so is your Dad"

:(

SFBU 05-03-2005 10:49 PM
I used to tell my son that if he masturbated, his belly would get large...AaronM, is that what really happened? :1orglaugh

Axzar 05-03-2005 11:12 PM
Don't know if it qualifies as a lie, but my folks wouldn't let me watch Sesame Street because it had a ghetto influence. They didn't want me to idolize the cookie monster and end up living in a garbage can!

smack 05-03-2005 11:13 PM
"We threw your pot out."

Downtime 05-04-2005 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by smack
"We threw your pot out."
lol that's the best one on here

uno 05-04-2005 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Masturbation = Institutionable Madness


j-
I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.

uno 05-04-2005 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by johnnyhey
"you can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it"
If you don't believe this I feel tremendously sorry for you.

goBigtime 05-04-2005 03:17 AM
I can't be president & neither can you.

(Unless of course you went to yale and hung around in crypts)

2HousePlague 05-04-2005 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by uno
I have a book written in by hand of the manager of a mental institution from 1897 that talks about masturbation causing insanity.
LOL. You're from NYC, right -- when my grandma told me I was gonna go "crazy", it meant I was going to Creedmore -- you know Creedmore, right? :Oh crap


j-

Damian_Maxcash 05-04-2005 03:21 AM
"Honest, I wont cum in your mouth......"


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