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dunefield · 05-03-2005, 04:32 PM

Found it on some racist site someone posted on here... But i find it funny...

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?"

Harmon · 05-03-2005, 04:33 PM

Heard it before, and very true

TheLegacy · 05-03-2005, 04:37 PM

that explains a Laite

woj · 05-03-2005, 04:45 PM

heh heh

Downtime · 05-03-2005, 04:52 PM

lol that is pretty good

nofx · 05-03-2005, 04:55 PM

hahahahahah

Nicky · 05-03-2005, 04:55 PM

abit funny

sonofsam · 05-03-2005, 04:58 PM

hahaha thats pretty good

Illicit · 05-03-2005, 04:59 PM

hahahah nice one... damn sperm filled ass boys

Platinumpimp · 05-03-2005, 05:00 PM

What do 3 fags on a tandem have to celebrate?

The birthday of the middle one !

mardigras · 05-03-2005, 05:01 PM

I can't believe you guys have never heard that before.
I heard it back in HS over 25 years ago

Rilose · 05-03-2005, 05:09 PM

This ones better but just as stupid....

"How does a gay man take off his condom?"...
He farts.....

Antonio · 05-03-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

I can't believe you guys have never heard that before.
I heard it back in HS over 25 years ago

same here, lot's of kids on this board I guess ;)

dunefield · 05-03-2005, 05:22 PM

i am a kid... i'm 24

Spunky · 05-03-2005, 07:21 PM

Old but still funny

sickkittens · 05-03-2005, 08:49 PM

Old, stupid, but pretty funny.

CDSmith · 05-03-2005, 09:17 PM

Next time you're in a crowded bar, turn to the guy next to you, take a big sniff of air and then say "I smell sperm, did you burp?"

and see what he says.

Satisfaction · 05-03-2005, 09:18 PM

lol thats pretty good..

nico-t · 05-04-2005, 06:52 AM

haha......

MacDaddyPlaya · 05-04-2005, 07:03 AM

Same premise with more of a story to it...

Two gay guys are going at it hard. The guy on the bottom is loving it and begs the guy on top of him not to cum yet. The guy on top says he is ready to explode, he can't hold it. The guy on the bottom tells him to hold out, he better not cum. Just then the phone rings, the guy on the bottom gets up to go answer the phone and before leaving the room tells the top he better not cum. When the bottom comes back into the room, there is cum everywhere, dripping from the walls. He gets pissed and yells at the top, "I told you not to cum!" The bottom explains, "I didn't cum, I farted"

Ogix · 05-04-2005, 07:09 AM

this joke is very insullting for faggots...but sorry i'm not

pxxx · 05-04-2005, 07:10 AM

LOL, that was kind of funny.

Damian_Maxcash · 05-04-2005, 07:10 AM

Its not offensive, but....

How do you know you have been burgled by gays

The furniture has been rearranged and theres quiche in the oven

camouflaged123 · 05-04-2005, 07:13 AM

lol...they were funny:D

Metalsound · 05-04-2005, 08:42 AM

Nice jokes!!

05-03-2005, 04:32 PM	#1
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05-03-2005, 04:33 PM	#2
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05-04-2005, 07:03 AM	#20
MacDaddyPlaya Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Just north of Cuba Posts: 1,785	Same premise with more of a story to it... Two gay guys are going at it hard. The guy on the bottom is loving it and begs the guy on top of him not to cum yet. The guy on top says he is ready to explode, he can't hold it. The guy on the bottom tells him to hold out, he better not cum. Just then the phone rings, the guy on the bottom gets up to go answer the phone and before leaving the room tells the top he better not cum. When the bottom comes back into the room, there is cum everywhere, dripping from the walls. He gets pissed and yells at the top, "I told you not to cum!" The bottom explains, "I didn't cum, I farted" __________________ Sigless

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Ogix Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Banned Posts: 1,025	this joke is very insullting for faggots...but sorry i'm not

05-04-2005, 07:10 AM	#22
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	LOL, that was kind of funny.

05-04-2005, 07:10 AM	#23
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