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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: WA
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My daughter just totally scored... I am an idiot
I moved into a new house this week and I had all her clothes in a big garbage bag... and it got mixed in with the load I had to take to the city dump!! I have no choice but to take her shopping and buy her a whole new wardrobe. Why couldn't things like this happen when I was a little kid???
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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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RRRed feel free to buy me something while you're out. I could use some new shades, the sexy kind!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
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Drive to the dump instead, as a joke of course ;)
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#4 |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Florida
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thats funny, I can soo see myself doing something similar
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#6 |
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Damn that sucks, take her to Goodwill and get her some cheap clothes.. lol
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#7 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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drive to McDonalds and have her fill out an application and tell her its a "Want clothes? You gotta buy them. Time for you to learn responsibilty!"
and play it off like you meant to throw her clothes away LOL (unless shes 14 yrs old and younger, than you're fucked :P ) |
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Clueless OleMan
Join Date: Mar 2003
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You'll have a great time. Woman and girls luv to shop! Don't be goin to Walmart now... Was she upset or glad to hear about all the new stuff?
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drive to the dump and tell her to go look for them
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#10 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Arizona
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D'oh, honestly all you can say is "that sucks."
I'm sorry RRRED ... that truly stinks.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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RRRED i just accidently drove my clothes to the dump also
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#12 |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Barcelona, Spain
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Awesome, when I was a kid we took a family trip across the country. My clothes were on the roof in a blue suitcase that got wet, and turned all my clothes blue. I was 12, so I was psyched, because my dad had to take me out for all new clothes on the trip. Not quite a whole wardrobe, but it was still pretty cool
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Kliris
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ca
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Same thing happend to me when i was 10 when we moved except they threw away all my toys. But i didnt get the toys replaced.
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ROFL!!
she did it on purpose.. she threw it in pile but very smart of her.. now betetr if she was yelling out OWNED!! straight to your face ![]() |
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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Shit, I did that last year after Phoenix Forum. Used a trash bag for all my dirty laundry and when I went to wash it noticed it missing from the laundry room. Think I sat the bag near the door which is by the trash can.
Doh! I had just gone shopping before the show too.
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hahaha, she's gonna clean up good now
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I need a beer
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That must have cost a couple k
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ill take her shopping....
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#23 |
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I did that when my family moved when I was 12... Big pain in the ass, first my parents got mad at me for "wasting boxes" when I packed my clothes and sheets etc in them, so I move them to garbage bags and they get tossed.
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#24 |
So Fucking Banned
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D'OH!!!!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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time to make her some clothes out of garbage sacks
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