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practiceTITOISM · 05-09-2005, 11:55 AM

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

Skillz Unlimited · 05-09-2005, 11:58 AM

lmao - nice

Focus Adult Steve · 05-09-2005, 12:20 PM

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CDSmith · 05-09-2005, 12:39 PM

Good one.

I'm making this joke my joke of the day on www.jokesbee.com for tomorrow. (May 10th)

:D

Fresh · 05-09-2005, 12:41 PM

Homer · 05-09-2005, 12:42 PM

whaha

Scott McD · 05-09-2005, 12:44 PM

Mwahahaha !!

practiceTITOISM · 05-09-2005, 12:44 PM

I read that in my javascript class today and I busted out laughing during my teacher's lecture....he got pissed.

woj · 05-09-2005, 01:18 PM

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ArkansasDave · 05-09-2005, 01:20 PM

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Tala · 05-09-2005, 01:22 PM

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Vitasoy · 05-09-2005, 02:03 PM

haha that one is great.

Thomas1007 · 05-09-2005, 02:29 PM

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05-09-2005, 11:55 AM	#1
practiceTITOISM Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 441	Lmfao!!! One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

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