The CASE of the MISSING BRIDE - GoFuckYourself.com

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 06:49 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../missing_bride

DULUTH, Ga. - A 32-year-old bride-to-be vanished just days before her wedding, and more than 100 volunteers joined police Thursday in an all-out search of her wooded suburban neighborhood.

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Authorities said they were considering the case of Jennifer Wilbanks a criminal investigation.

Wilbanks was reported missing by her fiance, John Mason, who said she disappeared Tuesday on her nightly jog in this Atlanta suburb.

Her keys, cash, credit cards and identification also were found in her home. Her fiance said she left with only her radio and the clothes she had on.

About 100 police officers took part in the search and brought out bloodhounds to help. They also searched a river nearby.

Police gave mixed signals about whether they believe Wilbanks, a hospital nurse, may have gotten cold feet four days before her wedding.

Maj. Don Woodruff said authorities did not believe Wilbanks was a runaway bride. But under questioning from reporters, Police Chief Randy Belcher later said: "It's a very real possibility she did get cold feet. I mean, how many husbands have gone out for a pack of cigarettes and not come back?"

Belcher said Mason had told them he would decide Friday whether to take a polygraph test.

Mason and Wilbanks were to be married Saturday in what was expected to be a big bash, with 600 invitations sent out and 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen, said Mason's mother, Vicki.

"She was so in love. The wedding is huge. It's the talk of the town. Everybody knows her and was so excited," said Killie McCauley, who went to high school with Wilbanks and joined the search.

McCauley and other friends and relatives have told police Wilbanks seemed happy and was looking forward to the wedding.

Friends on Thursday gathered at the home Wilbanks shares with her fiance on a tree-lined street close to the town square. They brought food to share and hugged each other as police kept others at a distance.

McCauley described the former high school track runner and cheerleader as an "avid matchmater" who introduced McCauley to her future husband. She said Wilbanks was looking forward to a future that included children.

"She's just such a caring person. Being a mother would be her ultimate," she said.

LoriAnderson · 04-28-2005, 06:55 PM

sounds fishy.... I dont think she had cold feet.....

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 06:57 PM

heh nobody trusts the husband

sounds suspicious that he "might" take the lie detector test , but hasn't decided yet..

TDF · 04-28-2005, 06:58 PM

the butler did it

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

the butler did it

Fuck i forgot that option..

2HousePlague · 04-28-2005, 07:04 PM

RAN AWAY

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

...600 invitations sent out and 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen...

That much expense and planning to reverse helps the argument. But, it's just a hunch.

j-

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

RAN AWAY

That much expense and planning to reverse helps the argument. But, it's just a hunch.

j-

Ill bookmark this thread and bump it when we find out the truth. We will see how many people got it right..

TDF · 04-28-2005, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

Fuck i forgot that option..

its ok smokey,its often overlooked yet always comes back around in the end!

2HousePlague · 04-28-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

its ok smokey,its often overlooked yet always comes back around in the end!

-- very literate (and clever) comment --

j-

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 07:14 PM

bump 4 more votes ....

Furious_Female · 04-28-2005, 07:49 PM

98% of murder victims are killed by people they know. However, if jogging was her nightly ritual, she may have had someone (stalking) her/watching her for a long time. Maybe even someone upset that she's marrying someone else. It could also be the fiancee... anything is possible.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

98% of murder victims are killed by people they know. However, if jogging was her nightly ritual, she may have had someone (stalking) her/watching her for a long time. Maybe even someone upset that she's marrying someone else. It could also be the fiancee... anything is possible.

heh you covered all bases

except wild bees

Kevsh · 04-28-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

98% of murder victims are killed by people they know.

I knew the actual number (%) was very high, but not that high. So I looked around a bit on the 'net and incredibly 98% isn't far off. Of course, the definition of "someone they know" can be quite varied. Still, sad but true.

mindoza · 04-28-2005, 09:14 PM

I answered unknown stranger because I want to beleive it wasnt her almost husband, but I doubt I am right

2HousePlague · 04-28-2005, 09:15 PM

-- do you ALREADY know what happened?

j-

JJ Gold · 04-28-2005, 09:19 PM

32 years old and a new bride. Her hymen was missing first. That might tend to upset a man in Georgia.

Downtime · 04-28-2005, 09:22 PM

bump! want to see everyone else's opinion

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mindoza

I answered unknown stranger because I want to beleive it wasnt her almost husband, but I doubt I am right

but there have been so many lately..

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 10:38 PM

more votes please

Monique Niccole · 04-28-2005, 10:43 PM

If she was a runaway bride, I think she would still take her keys, ID, and credit cards. She'd slip those essentials in her pocket and disappear. Since she left all that, I think definite foul play.

God...forget just going through a rough breakup. Lately they just kill you.

2HousePlague · 04-28-2005, 10:44 PM

statistically significant yet?

j-

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

statistically significant yet?

j-

It keeps jumping between a stranger and her husband.. not too many people seem to be scared of attack dogs or wild bee's

Next time i kill someone i will use wild bee's and nobody will suspect a thing.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 10:54 PM

the husband

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 10:56 PM

wtf this pic seems strange , this is the missing womans father bringing the husband pizza 5 hours after she went missing..

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 10:58 PM

2HousePlague · 04-28-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

It keeps jumping between a stranger and her husband.. not too many people seem to be scared of attack dogs or wild bee's

Next time i kill someone i will use wild bee's and nobody will suspect a thing.

The bees will know --

j-

zzgundamnzz · 04-28-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

wtf this pic seems strange , this is the missing womans father bringing the husband pizza 5 hours after she went missing..

The smile of Collecting Insurance Money?

or

Fake smile to hide his distraught?

or

Smile because he knows that she left and isn't marrying that guy

Theodor S. Geisel · 04-28-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh you covered all bases

except wild bees

Except the satanic cult angle.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Theodor S. Geisel

Except the satanic cult angle.

satanist like blonde hair and blue eyes

SmokeyTheBear · 04-28-2005, 11:13 PM

"Police Chief Randy Belcher later said: "It's a very real possibility she did get cold feet. I mean, how many husbands have gone out for a pack of cigarettes and not come back?""
---------
I think chief wiggums has been watching too much simpsons.

reynold · 04-28-2005, 11:28 PM

I tha pride ran away.

SmokeyTheBear · 04-30-2005, 09:17 AM

and the winners are

2HousePlague,
DonovanPhillips,
Downtime,
PR_Tom,
reynold,
Shooting_Manic,
the Shemp

MandyBlake · 04-30-2005, 09:28 AM

oh man. 600 invites??? and a no show??? whoever is paying for that is going to be pissed.

polish_aristocrat · 04-30-2005, 09:30 AM

you forgot the option "who gives a fuck"

SmokeyTheBear · 04-30-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

you forgot the option "who gives a fuck"

actually it appears you found a way to get around that

SmokeyTheBear · 04-30-2005, 09:33 AM

I forgot to mention that they found the bride alive and well .

2HousePlague · 04-30-2005, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

and the winners are

2HousePlague,
DonovanPhillips,
Downtime,
PR_Tom,
reynold,
Shooting_Manic,
the Shemp

Now they're considering whether to charge her with anything. The local DA is assessing statements made (by telephone) by the missing bride, while on her cold-footed odyssey. He will determine if any false statements were made by her to Georgia law enforcement, and whether those may be prosected in Georgia though she was calling from Albuquerque.

600 guests is too much for anybody to face --

I say give 'er a break.

j-

View Poll Results: What happened to the bride.. ?
Her husband-to-be killed her.	11	29.73%
Some unknown person killed her..	11	29.73%
She got cold feet and ran away.	11	29.73%
She got attacked by wild bees/dogs/crocodiles/aliens.. or fell down a ditch.	4	10.81%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

04-28-2005, 06:49 PM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	The CASE of the MISSING BRIDE http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../missing_bride DULUTH, Ga. - A 32-year-old bride-to-be vanished just days before her wedding, and more than 100 volunteers joined police Thursday in an all-out search of her wooded suburban neighborhood. ADVERTISEMENT Authorities said they were considering the case of Jennifer Wilbanks a criminal investigation. Wilbanks was reported missing by her fiance, John Mason, who said she disappeared Tuesday on her nightly jog in this Atlanta suburb. Her keys, cash, credit cards and identification also were found in her home. Her fiance said she left with only her radio and the clothes she had on. About 100 police officers took part in the search and brought out bloodhounds to help. They also searched a river nearby. Police gave mixed signals about whether they believe Wilbanks, a hospital nurse, may have gotten cold feet four days before her wedding. Maj. Don Woodruff said authorities did not believe Wilbanks was a runaway bride. But under questioning from reporters, Police Chief Randy Belcher later said: "It's a very real possibility she did get cold feet. I mean, how many husbands have gone out for a pack of cigarettes and not come back?" Belcher said Mason had told them he would decide Friday whether to take a polygraph test. Mason and Wilbanks were to be married Saturday in what was expected to be a big bash, with 600 invitations sent out and 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen, said Mason's mother, Vicki. "She was so in love. The wedding is huge. It's the talk of the town. Everybody knows her and was so excited," said Killie McCauley, who went to high school with Wilbanks and joined the search. McCauley and other friends and relatives have told police Wilbanks seemed happy and was looking forward to the wedding. Friends on Thursday gathered at the home Wilbanks shares with her fiance on a tree-lined street close to the town square. They brought food to share and hugged each other as police kept others at a distance. McCauley described the former high school track runner and cheerleader as an "avid matchmater" who introduced McCauley to her future husband. She said Wilbanks was looking forward to a future that included children. "She's just such a caring person. Being a mother would be her ultimate," she said. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 06:55 PM	#2
LoriAnderson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 1,713	sounds fishy.... I dont think she had cold feet..... __________________ Luv Lori xoxo LotzaDollars Dream-Cash Guy-Dollars Skype: Lori-Anderson

04-28-2005, 06:57 PM	#3
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	heh nobody trusts the husband sounds suspicious that he "might" take the lie detector test , but hasn't decided yet.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 06:58 PM	#4
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	the butler did it __________________ Sig heil

04-28-2005, 07:14 PM	#10
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	bump 4 more votes .... __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 07:49 PM	#11
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	98% of murder victims are killed by people they know. However, if jogging was her nightly ritual, she may have had someone (stalking) her/watching her for a long time. Maybe even someone upset that she's marrying someone else. It could also be the fiancee... anything is possible. __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

04-28-2005, 09:14 PM	#14
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04-28-2005, 09:15 PM	#15
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	-- do you ALREADY know what happened? j- __________________ tada!

04-28-2005, 09:19 PM	#16
JJ Gold Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,969	32 years old and a new bride. Her hymen was missing first. That might tend to upset a man in Georgia.

04-28-2005, 09:22 PM	#17
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	bump! want to see everyone else's opinion __________________ #27024067

04-28-2005, 10:38 PM	#19
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	more votes please __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 10:43 PM	#20
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	If she was a runaway bride, I think she would still take her keys, ID, and credit cards. She'd slip those essentials in her pocket and disappear. Since she left all that, I think definite foul play. God...forget just going through a rough breakup. Lately they just kill you.

04-28-2005, 10:44 PM	#21
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	statistically significant yet? j- __________________ tada!

04-28-2005, 10:54 PM	#23
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	the husband __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 10:56 PM	#24
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	wtf this pic seems strange , this is the missing womans father bringing the husband pizza 5 hours after she went missing.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 10:58 PM	#25
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	__________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 11:13 PM	#30
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	"Police Chief Randy Belcher later said: "It's a very real possibility she did get cold feet. I mean, how many husbands have gone out for a pack of cigarettes and not come back?"" --------- I think chief wiggums has been watching too much simpsons. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-28-2005, 11:28 PM	#31
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I tha pride ran away.

04-30-2005, 09:17 AM	#32
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	and the winners are 2HousePlague, DonovanPhillips, Downtime, PR_Tom, reynold, Shooting_Manic, the Shemp __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-30-2005, 09:28 AM	#33
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	oh man. 600 invites??? and a no show??? whoever is paying for that is going to be pissed. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

04-30-2005, 09:30 AM	#34
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	you forgot the option "who gives a fuck" __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

04-30-2005, 09:33 AM	#36
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	I forgot to mention that they found the bride alive and well . __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com