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JFPdude · 05-01-2005, 01:48 PM

kids one by one today: dad what are we getting mommy for mothers day next sunday?

wife: I think we should take my mother out for mothers day next week.

Mother In Law: So did you order Patty anything for mothers day?

Father In Law: Next week is mothers day maybe we should take off fishing from thursday to sunday :-)

OK Ok Ok I get the fucking point next week is mothers day the next person that tells me this gets a slap mmmmkay?

Entropy · 05-01-2005, 01:53 PM

I swear if I hadn't seen this post, I'd be disowned by my mother in a week.

DateDoc · 05-01-2005, 01:55 PM

I always remember Mother's Day because my birthday is always within a few days of it. Father's Day I have to look up.

JFPdude · 05-01-2005, 02:02 PM

Answers:

Yes kids I know it's mothers day next week this week I'm going to find her an abusive boyfreind that drinks so you can all go live with him next week ok? hows that sound?

Yes I agree we should take her out ... and leave her out while we're at it.

Yes mom I ordered her a 18 inch glass dildo. Do you need to test it for her before I give it to her?

Pops ... sounds like a friggen plan lets go.

BlingDaddy · 05-01-2005, 03:47 PM

How many god damned holidays do we fucking need? It seem like I'm perpetually celebrating something. Isn't New Years enough?

05-01-2005, 01:48 PM	#1
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	jesus mother of joseph next week is mothers day kids one by one today: dad what are we getting mommy for mothers day next sunday? wife: I think we should take my mother out for mothers day next week. Mother In Law: So did you order Patty anything for mothers day? Father In Law: Next week is mothers day maybe we should take off fishing from thursday to sunday :-) OK Ok Ok I get the fucking point next week is mothers day the next person that tells me this gets a slap mmmmkay?

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05-01-2005, 02:02 PM	#4
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	Answers: Yes kids I know it's mothers day next week this week I'm going to find her an abusive boyfreind that drinks so you can all go live with him next week ok? hows that sound? Yes I agree we should take her out ... and leave her out while we're at it. Yes mom I ordered her a 18 inch glass dildo. Do you need to test it for her before I give it to her? Pops ... sounds like a friggen plan lets go.