Today, somebody asked me where I work.

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923
    #1

    Today, somebody asked me where I work.

    I told them that I just don't have enough time for a job.

    They seemed a bit confused after that.
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    • AdPatron
      No commissions, no fees.
      • Apr 2003
      • 17706
      #2
      I tell people I don't work at all -lol.

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        • V_RocKs
          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
          • Nov 2003
          • 32449
          #3
          Most people assume I am on disability or something. I rarely shave. When they do ask, I tell them affiliate marketing. People don't like salesmen and that is close enough sounding I guess. They usually leave me alone after that.

          Once in a long while I tell them I sell porn. It is weird because they all of a suddon look like they are standing infront of the President (maybe Bill Clinton or FDR). Wow! Cool! Can you get me a site? No... but I can get you a link to buy it with....

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            • J$tyle$
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2003
              • 11500
              #4
              I heard you were an exotic dancer ... and you did something called the "banana show"?

              true?

              false?

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                • Rui
                  web
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 9533
                  #5
                  Originally posted by J$tyle$
                  I heard you were an exotic dancer ... and you did something called the "banana show"?

                  true?

                  false?

                  Ahh seems the rumors flying around are true afterall...

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                    • Nicky
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 30071
                      #6
                      internet marketing is what I tell em

                      gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                        • Adultnet
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 8713
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Nicky
                          internet marketing is what I tell em
                          well it is close the truth


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                            • Ross
                              Ik ben een aap
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 18874
                              #8
                              When someone asks where I work I think of the worst job I can, and tell them. Sometimes the reaction is funny, other times I'm surpised

                              Last time a chick asked me what I did for a living, I told her I was a Binman. Should have saw her face when she saw my car

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                                • the real magoo
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 1637
                                  #9
                                  I don´t work, I masturbate all day long

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                                    • J$tyle$
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 11500
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by J$tyle$
                                      I heard you were an exotic dancer ... and you did something called the "banana show"?

                                      true?

                                      false?

                                      ????????????????????

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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812
                                          #11
                                          LOL good answer

                                          usually i just respond with: "You ever look at porn on the internet? Well, thanks for your $30."





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                                            • crockett
                                              in a van by the river
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 76818
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Adultnet
                                              well it is close the truth
                                              I just tell them internet traffic management, that or I just tell the truth.
                                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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