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Paul Markham

11-18-2010 04:06 AM

Never had that problem, always been a slim bugger.

CaptainHowdy

11-18-2010 07:38 AM

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=30383...ine=1214332367

ruff	11-18-2010 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream. (Post 7235111)

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

You don't need to see it to spank it.

Brujah

11-18-2010 07:55 AM

Use duct tape.

digitaldivas

11-18-2010 08:04 AM

this thread is gross imho

amateurbfs

11-18-2010 08:25 AM

lean back, you should have plenty of practice doing that while pissing.

TheLegacy

11-18-2010 08:49 AM

.... and that is why God created women Sleazy - so you don't have to worry about such matters

czarina

11-18-2010 08:54 AM

get that little something called lipo

Altwebdesign

11-18-2010 09:14 AM

A weird bump!

Cyandin

11-18-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream. (Post 7235111)

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

Kill yourself?

Amputate Your Head

11-18-2010 09:23 AM

50 fat baters

Tom_PM

11-18-2010 09:24 AM

"What happens when your fat gets in the way of jacking off?"

You lose weight at world record speeds, thats what.

kazbalah

11-18-2010 09:26 AM

Well i have an alternative option no one has mentioned yet.

Why dont you get FATTER - and then fuck your own fat? It will be like having an inbuilt vagina in your stomach fat - just lube that shit up and away you go :)

Problem solved.

Agent 488

11-18-2010 09:28 AM

lay on your stomach and hump your fat until you cum, that's what.

Choker

11-18-2010 10:49 AM

Wow, the good ole days on GFY, so many memories LOL

lazycash

06-08-2012 12:21 AM

Hope you still don't have this problem Sleazy.

seeme

06-08-2012 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream. (Post 7235111)

god this sucks, my fat just keeps getting in the way ANY time I want to jerk off

maybe i need to get up and run a little?

Go to a farm and get milked :1orglaugh

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