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  • E Guru
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    • Jul 2005
    • 658

    #1

    So what do your call yourself?

    When people ask what you do? I still havn't came up with anything good yet. I am trying to find 1-2 words that sum it up instaid of telling people with a whole damn paragraph. I do alot of dif things online btw, not just adult
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  • llporter
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    • Jul 2005
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    #2
    A Student

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      Internet entrepreneur

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      • Furious_Female
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        • Oct 2002
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        #4
        Marketing strategist
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        • Ice
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          • Nov 2002
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          #5
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          • E Guru
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            • Jul 2005
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            #6
            Originally posted by spunky
            Internet entrepreneur
            I tried saying that but people always ask me to describe it. Gets really annoying
            Guru

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            • eamedia
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              • Feb 2005
              • 1456

              #7
              I work at Mcdonalds

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Originally posted by E Guru
                I tried saying that but people always ask me to describe it. Gets really annoying
                I say it's very complicated

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                • Icon
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                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1757

                  #9
                  shark wrestler

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                  • smack
                    Push Porn Like Weight.
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 10652

                    #10
                    "I sell porn, can i have your email?"
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                    • CashLikeWhoa_Mike
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                      • Nov 2004
                      • 1202

                      #11
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                      • phogirl69
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 3330

                        #12
                        I just say student .. People are really internet savy these days and I cannot get away bullshitting saying "internet marketing" or stuff like that. All my family is extremely computer savvy; they are all computer programmers mostly.

                        Even my dad who is 62 yrs old is like "So what commodity do you sell on-line? Do you work for your clients? Do your clients contact you on-line? Do you have a set schedule or do you work whenever you want? Do you get paid commission or salary? Are you selling products directly to your clients or are you a middle-man?
                        Who are your clients?" I think he has the illusion I work for one big company but just work from home or something

                        It's like JESUS CHRIST, give me a break.. lol I can never tell them what I do because my family is asian and asian parents/families are just plain crazy. They basically think you are a failure if you don't have PHD and aren't a doctor or a lawyer or some other shit profession that didn't take at least 7 yrs of schooling

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                        • eroswebmaster
                          March 1st, 2003
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 20295

                          #13
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                          • BiggleJones
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 2276

                            #14
                            Internet Pornographer

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                            • clickhappy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 4027

                              #15
                              Originally posted by E Guru
                              When people ask what you do? I still havn't came up with anything good yet. I am trying to find 1-2 words that sum it up instaid of telling people with a whole damn paragraph. I do alot of dif things online btw, not just adult

                              graphic designer.

                              I used to say web designer but that opened up for a million questions for some reason.
                              When I say graphic designer no one asks follow up questions.

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                              • clickhappy
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 4027

                                #16
                                Originally posted by phogirl69
                                Even my dad who is 62 yrs old is like "So what commodity do you sell on-line? Do you work for your clients? Do your clients contact you on-line? Do you have a set schedule or do you work whenever you want? Do you get paid commission or salary? Are you selling products directly to your clients or are you a middle-man?
                                Who are your clients?" I think he has the illusion I work for one big company but just work from home or something

                                It's like JESUS CHRIST, give me a break.
                                Thats the way it was for me at a recent family reunion. I got totally off guard from their barrage of follow up questions and it showed.

                                Im making some fake sites now selling ring tones and cell phones, just to have an excuse to tell people that I sell shit online.

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                                • buttons
                                  Registered User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 13

                                  #17
                                  I tell most non-family people what I do.

                                  However, pussy that I am I tell my mom that I am a telecommunications marketer. She never really asks much more after that. I think she thinks it has something to do with telemarketing, because once she asked "doesn't it bother you that your job annoys people?'

                                  If she only knew.
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                                  • RedShoe
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 14831

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by phogirl69
                                    I just say student .. People are really internet savy these days and I cannot get away bullshitting saying "internet marketing" or stuff like that. All my family is extremely computer savvy; they are all computer programmers mostly.

                                    Even my dad who is 62 yrs old is like "So what commodity do you sell on-line? Do you work for your clients? Do your clients contact you on-line? Do you have a set schedule or do you work whenever you want? Do you get paid commission or salary? Are you selling products directly to your clients or are you a middle-man?
                                    Who are your clients?" I think he has the illusion I work for one big company but just work from home or something

                                    It's like JESUS CHRIST, give me a break.. lol I can never tell them what I do because my family is asian and asian parents/families are just plain crazy. They basically think you are a failure if you don't have PHD and aren't a doctor or a lawyer or some other shit profession that didn't take at least 7 yrs of schooling

                                    I think that's more than 2 words.

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                                    • sonofsam
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                                      • Dec 2004
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                                      #19
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                                      • munki
                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 13393

                                        #20
                                        Fuck you, pay me.

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                                        • pornguy
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #21
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                                          • Jman
                                            Already an AI veteran
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 22834

                                            #22
                                            As KB would say.

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                                            • toddler
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 1911

                                              #23
                                              fah, try telling someone you're a unix sysadmin. One ex-girlfriends mother asked 'So, you take care of those nice singing men!?"...good times.

                                              Now I just say I work on expensive computers, build web pages, and write music. All 3 pay rather well
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                                              • bdld
                                                $100,000
                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 11452

                                                #24
                                                i'm in marketing.

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                                                • Sosa
                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 40149

                                                  #25
                                                  Internet Marketing

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                                                  • tony299
                                                    lurker
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 57021

                                                    #26
                                                    videographer/video editor

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                                                    • alexg
                                                      IL4L.com
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 11287

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by E Guru
                                                      When people ask what you do? I still havn't came up with anything good yet. I am trying to find 1-2 words that sum it up instaid of telling people with a whole damn paragraph. I do alot of dif things online btw, not just adult
                                                      tell em you're a marketing genius

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                                                      • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                                                        • May 2005
                                                        • 18314

                                                        #28
                                                        YOu could tell them one of three things:

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                                                        • azguy
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                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 5167

                                                          #29
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                                                          • basschick
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                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 2540

                                                            #30
                                                            to strangers at the bank and such, i say i do internet marketing... everyone else i tell i'm a porn webmaster ;)
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