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AaronM · 04-30-2005, 02:30 AM

These are not the typical traits that women look for in a man.

To top that off, I'm really fucking picky about who I date.

Oh well...Being single gives me more time to meet my personal and professional goals without having to explain my actions to somebody who is dumb enough to date the like of me.

MaDalton · 04-30-2005, 02:35 AM

if you have no gf you want one - if you have a gf you wish to be single. that's the way it is - i don't believe anything else.

AaronM · 04-30-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if you have no gf you want one - if you have a gf you wish to be single. that's the way it is - i don't believe anything else.

I'll take a good friend over a girlfriend any day of the week.

Since 1999 I've only seriously dated 2 girls. The rest are just acquaintances.

SomeCreep · 04-30-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

These are not the typical traits that women look for in a man.

To top that off, I'm really fucking picky about who I date.

Oh well...Being single gives me more time to meet my personal and professional goals without having to explain my actions to somebody who is dumb enough to date the like of me.

None of that matters to a woman if the guy is rich. If you're worth at least 7 figures, women will be with you no matter what you look like, or what traits you have.

gangbangjoe · 04-30-2005, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if you have no gf you want one - if you have a gf you wish to be single. that's the way it is - i don't believe anything else.

amen brother

so ist das leben

AaronM · 04-30-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

None of that matters to a woman if the guy is rich. If you're worth at least 7 figures, women will be with you no matter what you look like, or what traits you have.

Some of it matters depending on the girl involved.

I had that figured out when I was a teen.

This is why I added:

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Originally Posted by AaronM

To top that off, I'm really fucking picky about who I date.

Vlad · 04-30-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'll take a good friend over a girlfriend any day of the week.

Since 1999 I've only seriously dated 2 girls. The rest are just acquaintances.

I feel ya Aaron , that's so true.

BlueWire · 04-30-2005, 02:44 AM

You sound dreamy

AaronM · 04-30-2005, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueWire

You sound dreamy

Did I mention that I am also straight?

This week anyway.

Kard63 · 04-30-2005, 03:58 AM

Ross · 04-30-2005, 05:54 AM

Not to mention you're also smelly!

Pete-KT · 04-30-2005, 05:58 AM

nice post aaron now go find some new models for us

undermyspell · 04-30-2005, 09:03 AM

maybe your BIG guns scare them away Aaron.. just advertise the fact that you network sewing machines for old ladies and that will have them all swooning..

jimmyf · 04-30-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by undermyspell

just advertise the fact that you network sewing machines for old ladies and that will have them all swooning..

good one

Donny · 04-30-2005, 09:21 AM

You should get out of Portland for a few days and come stay at my place.

AaronM · 04-30-2005, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

You should get out of Portland for a few days and come stay at my place.

lol...Syas the guy who offered to "sample" a girl and let me know how she tasted.

Donny · 04-30-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

lol...Syas the guy who offered to "sample" a girl and let me know how she tasted.

I was kiddin' with ya! My attempt at humor. LOL

When you get to this page, click on the "to here" link. Then type in your address. Then follow the directions it gives. Like Motel 6, "we'll leave the light on for ya".

rhon23 · 04-30-2005, 09:32 AM

nice shoes

AaronM · 04-30-2005, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

nice shoes

That's what life is all about, my dear.

Major (Tom) · 04-30-2005, 09:34 AM

im short and fat too

Duke

Donny · 04-30-2005, 09:34 AM

I'm being 100% dead serious, by the way. You're invited to come experience the sights and smells of Chico, California.

webgurl · 04-30-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

im short and fat too

Duke

hahaha

Geeze thats not nice . Too add you are sweet as well

Screaming · 04-30-2005, 11:29 AM

heh well at least you except it

BVF · 04-30-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'm short, fat, & a pornographer.

Join the club...Most of the best pornographers look fat and sleazy. That's the look that you want to strive for.

Sly · 04-30-2005, 11:35 AM

I'm short, not fat though. Maybe I should work on that.

jukeboxfrank · 04-30-2005, 11:40 AM

ya so is 99% of the rest here...

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