GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Attn: All surfers i know you want to make more money! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=461344)

alias 04-29-2005 02:20 AM

yay a crappy flash site that takes 30 seconds to show a picture of your vaporware garbage.. . :321GFY :error

GatorB 04-29-2005 02:25 AM

I think Chaldoray is really


http://www.ripoffreport.com/images/r.../32230-don.jpg

Chaldoray 04-29-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
For fuck's sake, even people in Mary Kay can sum their pitch up in a few words by saying "I sell make up". People in Excel sum it up by saying "I sell long distance services".

If I have to email you so that you can email me back a canned email from the company, then I have to say that you don't know jack shit about it.

So I'll give you one more chance. Fill the blank.

"I am selling __________________"


A question that I'm frequently asked is: What is the product? And so I have listed all of the course material currently included in the Emerald Passport educational package. Please note that Emerald Passport is constantly updating and adding course material and there is NEVER an additional charge to existing members nor has there been an increase in the retail price for new members. Coming Soon: Emerald will soon be adding a complete A-Z real estate training course. I hope this helps you understand what we are marketing and why there is such a demand for this educational package.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha=
Preface:
Self help has never been easier. The Passport to Prosperity is a comprehensive package that is made out of two educational components: Wealth Passport and Self Passport. Combined, these programs are a dynamite prosperity platform that will give you the tools and leverage you need for total success.
The Passport to Prosperity is an Internet based educational program. The information and course materials are presented using text, audio, video, and live interactive sessions with experts.
A complete guide to success. Everything you need to be financially wise, investment savvy, relationship balanced and harmoniously happy, is just around the corner.
The perfect gift to give to everyone you really care about! This program is about creating financial, personal and spiritual balance, and going through life with peace of mind. Enjoy the journey!
US$ 1295
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha=
Volume 1: Wealth Education
Modules 1-9
1. Wealth strategies of the rich
2. Home sweet home
3. Planning for Retirement
4. Women & Money
5. Insurance
6. Investing
7. The Tax Man
8. Savvy Investors
9. Ongoing Financial Education
Volume 2: Wealth Education
Audio Course
Chapters 1-8
1. Getting started in business
2. Corporations
3. Limited Liability companies
4. Planning your estate
5. Capital and credit
6. Reducing your taxes
7. Retirement and Insurance
8. Financial privacy
Volume 3: Wealth Education
Video Course
Chapters 1-8
1. creating a wealth plan
2. Risk, Knowing what you can handle
3. Getting credit, eliminating debt and using credit cards
4. Insurance and you
5. Your kids education and you
6. Starting your own business
7. Going global-International Financial Planning
8. Investing in the stock market
Volume 4: Wealth Education
Emerald Mentor center
Hot financial topics of the day. Group coaching for money management and investing.
Live mentoring sessions with renowned experts in the field of finance.
Stay tuned for the schedule of events.
Self Passport:
It takes more than money to have a rich and successful life. Great relationships, a sense of personal accomplishment, helping others, being a role-model are all important aspects of living a successful and balanced life.
When you consider that success in most areas of human endeavor is based only 10% on technical skills and about 90% on people skills, the advantage of working on a personal development plan is clear. Thankfully, the major life skills we need for a successful and balanced life are easy to learn.
This course will open your creative mind and help you grab hold of the greatness that lies deep inside you. As a result, you will become infinitely more successful than you are today.
Tangible, quantifiable results will be produced in every aspect of your life: personal, business, spiritual, and material. You are a success in progress; allow us to be your guide.
Volume 1: Personal Growth
Fundamental course on success and personal development
E-Learning Course
1) Success Laws
2) Mastering Leadership
3) Attitude and Self-Esteem
4) The Power of Goals
5) Communication Skills
6) Time Management
7) Sales - The No. 1 Business Skill
8) Kids and Personal Development
Volume 2: Personal Growth
Anatomy of Success
Audio Course
1) Know yourself
2) Know your destination
3) Concentration of Purpose
4) Creative imagination
5) Happiness and Peace of Mind
6) Personality as a Success Asset
Volume 3: Becoming a Power Negotiator
Video Course
Negotiation is a life skill. In Becoming a Power Negotiator training series you will learn how to get anything you want out of life, without fear or guilt. Whether you're negotiating a strategic alliance with a potential business partner or discussing the next vacation spot with your spouse. Your negotiation skills will directly influence the outcome.

Starting immediately, this training is going to be the key tool in your everyday interactions and will spell the difference between mediocrity and the ultimate financial and personal success.
Module (s)
1. Preparing to negotiate
2. Getting ready to negotiate
3. 10 Basic Negotiation Strategies
4. 25 Advanced negotiation techniques
5. Conducting Negotiations
6. Importance of communication and body language
7. Master your EVERYDAY negotiations
8. Closing the deal
Volume 4: Personal Growth
Emerald Mentor Center
Group coaching on hot topics of personal development and personal growth. Live mentoring sessions with renowned experts in the field of success coaching.
Stay tuned for the schedule announcements.

Mike Okitch 04-29-2005 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaldoray
A question that I'm frequently asked is: What is the product? And so I have listed all of the course material currently included in the Emerald Passport educational package. Please note that Emerald Passport is constantly updating and adding course material and there is NEVER an additional charge to existing members nor has there been an increase in the retail price for new members. Coming Soon: Emerald will soon be adding a complete A-Z real estate training course. I hope this helps you understand what we are marketing and why there is such a demand for this educational package.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha=
Preface:
Self help has never been easier. The Passport to Prosperity is a comprehensive package that is made out of two educational components: Wealth Passport and Self Passport. Combined, these programs are a dynamite prosperity platform that will give you the tools and leverage you need for total success.
The Passport to Prosperity is an Internet based educational program. The information and course materials are presented using text, audio, video, and live interactive sessions with experts.
A complete guide to success. Everything you need to be financially wise, investment savvy, relationship balanced and harmoniously happy, is just around the corner.
The perfect gift to give to everyone you really care about! This program is about creating financial, personal and spiritual balance, and going through life with peace of mind. Enjoy the journey!
US$ 1295
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha=
Volume 1: Wealth Education
Modules 1-9
1. Wealth strategies of the rich
2. Home sweet home
3. Planning for Retirement
4. Women & Money
5. Insurance
6. Investing
7. The Tax Man
8. Savvy Investors
9. Ongoing Financial Education
Volume 2: Wealth Education
Audio Course
Chapters 1-8
1. Getting started in business
2. Corporations
3. Limited Liability companies
4. Planning your estate
5. Capital and credit
6. Reducing your taxes
7. Retirement and Insurance
8. Financial privacy
Volume 3: Wealth Education
Video Course
Chapters 1-8
1. creating a wealth plan
2. Risk, Knowing what you can handle
3. Getting credit, eliminating debt and using credit cards
4. Insurance and you
5. Your kids education and you
6. Starting your own business
7. Going global-International Financial Planning
8. Investing in the stock market
Volume 4: Wealth Education
Emerald Mentor center
Hot financial topics of the day. Group coaching for money management and investing.
Live mentoring sessions with renowned experts in the field of finance.
Stay tuned for the schedule of events.
Self Passport:
It takes more than money to have a rich and successful life. Great relationships, a sense of personal accomplishment, helping others, being a role-model are all important aspects of living a successful and balanced life.
When you consider that success in most areas of human endeavor is based only 10% on technical skills and about 90% on people skills, the advantage of working on a personal development plan is clear. Thankfully, the major life skills we need for a successful and balanced life are easy to learn.
This course will open your creative mind and help you grab hold of the greatness that lies deep inside you. As a result, you will become infinitely more successful than you are today.
Tangible, quantifiable results will be produced in every aspect of your life: personal, business, spiritual, and material. You are a success in progress; allow us to be your guide.
Volume 1: Personal Growth
Fundamental course on success and personal development
E-Learning Course
1) Success Laws
2) Mastering Leadership
3) Attitude and Self-Esteem
4) The Power of Goals
5) Communication Skills
6) Time Management
7) Sales - The No. 1 Business Skill
8) Kids and Personal Development
Volume 2: Personal Growth
Anatomy of Success
Audio Course
1) Know yourself
2) Know your destination
3) Concentration of Purpose
4) Creative imagination
5) Happiness and Peace of Mind
6) Personality as a Success Asset
Volume 3: Becoming a Power Negotiator
Video Course
Negotiation is a life skill. In Becoming a Power Negotiator training series you will learn how to get anything you want out of life, without fear or guilt. Whether you're negotiating a strategic alliance with a potential business partner or discussing the next vacation spot with your spouse. Your negotiation skills will directly influence the outcome.

Starting immediately, this training is going to be the key tool in your everyday interactions and will spell the difference between mediocrity and the ultimate financial and personal success.
Module (s)
1. Preparing to negotiate
2. Getting ready to negotiate
3. 10 Basic Negotiation Strategies
4. 25 Advanced negotiation techniques
5. Conducting Negotiations
6. Importance of communication and body language
7. Master your EVERYDAY negotiations
8. Closing the deal
Volume 4: Personal Growth
Emerald Mentor Center
Group coaching on hot topics of personal development and personal growth. Live mentoring sessions with renowned experts in the field of success coaching.
Stay tuned for the schedule announcements.


Bump!

Chaldoray, seriously, I mean no offense saying this but this whole spiel here is more boring than an Al Gore speech.

If you can't summarize what your offer is in one, and only one simple sentence, I have to conclude that you either don't know what this product/service is or that you just plainly can't sell it.

Fresh 04-29-2005 06:42 PM

Good Tips!

WiredGuy 04-29-2005 06:48 PM

You're selling a self-help guide for $1295?
WG

SmokeyTheBear 04-29-2005 06:59 PM

ALL SURFERS want to know the real way to make money ??

STOP giving it to retards like this moron..

Ill explain what he is selling very simply

he is selling nothing.. he is selling himself.. once you plunk down the bucks you buy the same thing he has , a website to sell other people on selling other people on selling other people a website..

Its called a pyramid scheme , you dont DO anything , you dont SELL anything , you just convince more suckers to signup and spend money on nothing.

Dont take my word for it , do a google search..

Google search for duplicates of his site

notice something familiar ?? every website is the same as his. The same "profitmasters" pyramid scheme.

Sign up with this guy he is great

http://www.homebusinessite.com/home-...port-scam.html

or just search for "profit masters scam"

or "emerald passport pyramid scheme"

or "emerald passport scam"

Mike Okitch 04-29-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
ALL SURFERS want to know the real way to make money ??

STOP giving it to retards like this moron..

Ill explain what he is selling very simply

he is selling nothing.. he is selling himself.. once you plunk down the bucks you buy the same thing he has , a website to sell other people on selling other people on selling other people a website..

Its called a pyramid scheme , you dont DO anything , you dont SELL anything , you just convince more suckers to signup and spend money on nothing.

Dont take my word for it , do a google search..

Google search for duplicates of his site

notice something familiar ?? every website is the same as his. The same "profitmasters" pyramid scheme.

Sign up with this guy he is great

http://www.homebusinessite.com/home-...port-scam.html

or just search for "profit masters scam"

or "emerald passport pyramid scheme"

or "emerald passport scam"


Smokey, you're entirely correct and I completely agree with you.

I'm just playing with that guy :winkwink:

GatorB 04-29-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
You're selling a self-help guide for $1295?
WG


Yeah espeically when I can most of that info on the net or at the local library for FREE.

69pornlinks 04-29-2005 08:56 PM

Thanks, i just signed up and already made 4G's....to everyone else this really does work :thumbsup

NaughtyRob 04-29-2005 08:59 PM

50 mlms :upsidedow

Rui 04-30-2005 04:43 AM

Poor tard... at least come up with something new to scam people...MLM is so 1996...

TehKinkyHotness 04-30-2005 08:20 AM

is that don lapre talking in the background?


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:50 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123