Tip of the Day , Wash your hands before you Masturbate....

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Tip of the Day , Wash your hands before you Masturbate....

    Last thing you want is germs getting on you cum slinger
  • Love Brokers
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1699

    #2
    I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.
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    • sickkittens
      I am a meat popsicle.
      • Jul 2002
      • 25100

      #3
      I don't why people don't wash their hands before they pee either.

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      • sixxxthsense
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 2421

        #4
        whats wrong with STICKY HANDS???? or fryed chicken grease on your hands?

        extra pleasure....

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by Love Brokers
          I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.

          True true

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          • AdultLocals_Max
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 214

            #6
            shit you should've had this tip yesterday, I jerked it after having a burrito and a jalapeno!
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133987

              #7
              I bet you don't shake other peoples hands either

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              • Snake Doctor
                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                • Mar 2001
                • 13449

                #8
                I wear a condom when I masturbate.

                I don't know where I've been
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                • BT
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 6481

                  #9
                  I heard germs can jump 6 feet from where you piss so watch out who is pissing next to you

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                  • Babagirls
                    Text Writer
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 18812

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lenny2
                    I wear a condom when I masturbate.

                    I don't know where I've been




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                    • Paraskass
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 5829

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Lenny2
                      I wear a condom when I masturbate.

                      I don't know where I've been

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                      • tony299
                        lurker
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 57021

                        #12
                        socks filled with lotion work well lol

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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149

                          #13
                          lol just use soap for lubrication

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                          • reynold
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 51271

                            #14
                            uh, your thread just came in late.

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                            • JJ Gold
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1969

                              #15


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                              • Downtime
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 7320

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                                I heard germs can jump 6 feet from where you piss so watch out who is pissing next to you
                                germs can fuckin jump now? damn, evolution is catchin up to us
                                #27024067

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                                • GatorB
                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 18208

                                  #17
                                  I usually try washing my hands AFTER, I prefer not to eat with cummy hands.

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                                  • imafuckingaussie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 1497

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold
                                    I heard germs can jump 6 feet from where you piss so watch out who is pissing next to you

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                                    • MetaMan
                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 28682

                                      #19
                                      i just spray my balls with RAID it creates a protective magnetic shield, like a bug zapper in your backyard!

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                                      • kmanrox
                                        aka K-Man
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 29295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Love Brokers
                                        I wash my hands before I take a piss. Shaking hands between people for a greeting is a horibel tradition. The asians have it right. Bow to one another! Probably be a lot less fucking illness in this country.

                                        Asia isn't a country.

                                        And have you ever heard of SARS?

                                        Please think before you post, I know it's a novel concept here.
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                                        • Malicious Biz
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 4575

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                          Last thing you want is germs getting on you cum slinger
                                          Thanks for the advice!
                                          I'm all washed up and ready to go... BRB in about 5 minutes

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                                          • Vitasoy
                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 58202

                                            #22
                                            I do it before and aftrer man... :D


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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              well, there's always a next time!

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                                              • Radical Rick
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 449

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AdultLocals_Max
                                                shit you should've had this tip yesterday, I jerked it after having a burrito and a jalapeno!
                                                LOL that had to have burned
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                                                • Rorschach
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 5579

                                                  #25
                                                  i like ta get dirty

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