FACT: If you die, and no one finds you, your pet cat will eat you

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    FACT: If you die, and no one finds you, your pet cat will eat you

    http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article183931.ece

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    • polish_aristocrat
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      • Jul 2002
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      #2
      I am glad there are no pics
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        • StuartD
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          • Jul 2002
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          #3
          I'm alright with that... I hope my pet survives long enough to be found and taken in and cared for.
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            • pornguy
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              #4
              Just remember to keep water down for him. That way after he eats he will have water.
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                • Fake Nick
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                  • Jul 2004
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                  #5
                  I hope they kill that cat and serve it for dinner

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                    • Manowar
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                      • Dec 2003
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                      #6

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                        • Thurbs
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                          • Sep 2004
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                          #7
                          that's why I like dogs.

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                            • GatorB
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                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208
                              #8
                              This thread is useless without pics.

                              Also, to the dog lover. Your dog would eat you too.

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                                • ModelPerfect
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                                  • Nov 2003
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                                  #9
                                  I heard this a long time ago...supposedly, they'd start with your face (softest tissue).
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                                    • GatorB
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                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 18208
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by ModelPerfect
                                      I heard this a long time ago...supposedly, they'd start with your face (softest tissue).
                                      I guess that means my penis would be last.

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                                        • SomeCreep
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #11
                                          That is so gross. If I was one of those cops who found her, I would have vomited all over her cats.

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                                            • GatorB
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 18208
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                              That is so gross. If I was one of those cops who found her, I would have vomited all over her cats.

                                              What would you do when the cats started to eat your vomit?

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                                                • Rich
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                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 11486
                                                  #13
                                                  Cats are hardcore, when they're not babied by their owners they're real scavengers. Down at my wife's parents' farm, the barn cats eat dead baby cows and shit. It's gross, I've puked more than once down there.

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                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 26118
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by GatorB
                                                      What would you do when the cats started to eat your vomit?
                                                      I would wait until they finished eating it, and then eat them.

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                                                        • cambaby
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Manowar
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                                                            • BuggyG
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 4179
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                              Just remember to keep water down for him. That way after he eats he will have water.
                                                              that's why ya always leave bathroom door oopen and lid of toilet

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                                                                • GatorB
                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 18208
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Just remember a housecat is just a smaller version of this

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                                                                    • Nicky
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Im fine with that....

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                                                                        • uno
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                          Just remember a housecat is just a smaller version of this

                                                                          They should start making mini tigers.
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                                                                            • LoriAnderson
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              yuk yuk yuk.
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                                                                                • bringer
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  its weird how people make threads like this with weird random shit i learned watching csi
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      shit, that's sick...
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                                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          My cat tries to act scary. Can't pull it off though...



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                                                                                            • Dirty Dane
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Thats old news - Lets say 50 million year old ?

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                                                                                                • Dalai lama
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  that's pretty cool isnt it.

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                                                                                                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      They should start making mini tigers.

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                                                                                                        • jollyperv
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Man that's some morbid shit

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                                                                                                            • karlm
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Least they diddnt start eating each other :D
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                                                                                                                • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by thurbs
                                                                                                                  that's why I like dogs.
                                                                                                                  dog will eat you too.

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                                                                                                                    • alexg
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      glad I don't have any pets

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                                                                                                                        • Basic_man
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                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          She had 32 cats !!! She's a freak and deserve to be eat !
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                                                                                                                            • swedguy
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              That's why I like cats. They're survivors

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                                                                                                                                • Malicious Biz
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 4575
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                                                                  http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article183931.ece

                                                                                                                                  Now I know why my cat stares at me while licking her lips... She's waiting for me too die...

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                                                                                                                                    • JerseyPuma
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Nicky
                                                                                                                                      Im fine with that....
                                                                                                                                      I agree. Youre fucking dead, its not going to bother you. David Cross has a funny bit about that on one of his comedy albums. Basically saying theres nothing wrong with necrophilia, and when he dies he doesnt mind if the embalmer fucks him in his eyehole if he so pleases.
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                                                                                                                                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JerseyPuma
                                                                                                                                          I agree. Youre fucking dead, its not going to bother you. David Cross has a funny bit about that on one of his comedy albums. Basically saying theres nothing wrong with necrophilia, and when he dies he doesnt mind if the embalmer fucks him in his eyehole if he so pleases.

                                                                                                                                          David Cross is fucking hilarious. I know which show your talking about, I think its the same one he talks about the giant pink elephant vagina so pink and wet it looks like its floating in mid air. That motherfucker is crazy as hell.

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                                                                                                                                            • MickeyG
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I know someone who killed themselves, then her two pitbulls had her for dinner. I think it was like 5 days before someone found her and when they did most of her face was missing.

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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                                                                                  This thread is useless without pics.

                                                                                                                                                  Also, to the dog lover. Your dog would eat you too.
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                                                                                                                                                    • evanmorgan
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Fake Nick
                                                                                                                                                      I hope they kill that cat and serve it for dinner
                                                                                                                                                      you are wierd
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                                                                                                                                                        • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          why not

                                                                                                                                                          should it starve ?

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                                                                                                                                                            • dirtydesignz
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                                                                                                                                              I'm alright with that... I hope my pet survives long enough to be found and taken in and cared for.
                                                                                                                                                              I was thinking the same thing
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  There's tons of organisms that would eat you when you die. It's not just cats or dogs. Even the 'harmless' microbes in your gut will start eating you from the inside out when your death triggers a destablization of your stomach enzymes, etc.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Fake Nick
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by evanmorgan
                                                                                                                                                                          you are wierd

                                                                                                                                                                          you never served a cat for dinner ?

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                                                                                                                                                                            • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                                                                                                                                              Now I know why my cat stares at me while licking her lips... She's waiting for me too die...

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                                                                                                                                                                                • cykoe6
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                                                                                                                                                                                  I would be happy that my little princess had something to eat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I would let both of my cats eat me. Just because I went and did something stupid like DIE I wouldn't want the same for my kitties. Feast cats, feast!! (Aww so cute! a-boojee boojee boojee...) I just hope they bury me with their poop.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          when you gotta eat, you gotta eat
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