Am I the only one who thinks the Burger King commercials are a bit freaky?

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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    Am I the only one who thinks the Burger King commercials are a bit freaky?

    Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
    And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.
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  • wdsguy
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    • Dec 2002
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    #2
    not just u, i would freak if i saw that mofo too in my backyard.

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    • PurrrsianPussyKat
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      • Jan 2004
      • 2088

      #3
      You mean you wouldn't like waking up with the king? ;)
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      • mardigras
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        • Feb 2003
        • 14194

        #4
        Eating too much lard laced fast food garbage gives you hallucinations
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        • Chio The Pirate
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          • Oct 2002
          • 946

          #5
          YARGH! I'd stab that fruity King with me sword. Damn creepy.

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          • jollyperv
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            • Nov 2001
            • 3927

            #6
            They are pretty creepy, but they've succeeded in getting attention. I think it's a great ad campaign, a little shock tactic. I remember all those commercials vividly, and hell the other day I went to get one of those big ass breakfast sandwiches. It wasn't good.

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            • WiredGuy
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              • Aug 2002
              • 34512

              #7
              LOL, that guy freaks me out too.
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              • Downtime
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                • May 2004
                • 7320

                #8
                i think everyone would agree with you on those commercials, they're seriously fucked up. but it's good marketing considering everyone remembers them!
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                • HowlingWulf
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                  • Nov 2001
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                  #9
                  I thought it was definately gay, and by that I mean homosexual. Weird commercials with 'the king'.
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                  • Chio The Pirate
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                    • Oct 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Downtime
                    i think everyone would agree with you on those commercials, they're seriously fucked up. but it's good marketing considering everyone remembers them!

                    YARGH! Findin' a finger in wendy's chili be memorable, but I doubt it be makin' a good campaign.

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                    • Furious_Male
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                      • Oct 2003
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                      #11
                      All those commercials are like a bad acid trip.
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                      • buddyjuf

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                        YARGH! Findin' a finger in wendy's chili be memorable, but I doubt it be makin' a good campaign.





                        but seriously, look at all you guys talking about it

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                        • CynthiaB
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                          • Mar 2005
                          • 1274

                          #13
                          Those commercials scare me. They're all freaky weird. If I had to wake up with a Fast Food Icon, I vote for Jack! That Big Head just drives me wild.

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                          • warlock5
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                            • Jan 2004
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                            #14
                            Scary indeed, but is a big red white and yellow clown any friendlier?

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                            • Thee Johnclave
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 632

                              #15
                              Remember the buzz those creepy rodents in the Quizno's commercials got? I'll take the weirdo king over those anyday.

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                              • nofx
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16
                                i dont watch tv so I wouldnt know

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                                • Kirsten
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                                  • Jan 2004
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                                  #17
                                  I hate them
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                                  • Radical Rick
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                                    • Mar 2005
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                                    #18
                                    usually flip chanels during commercials, but I'll take y'alls word for it.
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                                    • blueb8llz

                                      #19
                                      hahah thats funny..

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                                      • blueb8llz

                                        #20
                                        thier commercials are kinda gay

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                                        • Easton
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                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 9825

                                          #21
                                          yeah that "king" character gives me the creeps too... and i hate clowns, so it's not good
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                                          • erehwon
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                                            • Nov 2003
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                                            #22
                                            I'm with you, if I woke up with the King in bed, out would come the Glock 36 and I'd have the King's brains all over my bed...
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                                            • TheDoc
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                                              • Jul 2001
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                                              #23
                                              BK has a crap marketing department. They have no consistency in branding of the BK name and products. Probably the worst food advertisements for consumers ever put out.
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                                              • khs
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                                                #24
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                                                • GirlV
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                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Yeah that thing is freaky. kinda scary looking actually.

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                                                  • crowkid
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                                                    • Jan 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Eros my first words to come out of my mouth after that spooky commercial was "WTF?!?!!?" But then again, if the point of advertising is to make you remember the ad, regardless if you liked/disliked it, Burger King is doing a pretty damn good job

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                                                    • sickkittens
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 25100

                                                      #27
                                                      Yup. Eating animals is pretty freaky to me.

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                                                      • StuBradley
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                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Remember when Domino's pizza had the Noid (avoid the Noid)? That was the best campaign they ever had going but they dropped it (and the ad company that created him) because they found that the Noid scared small children. This BK dude gives me the fuckin' willies.

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                                                        • wedouglas
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                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                          #29
                                                          ive heard that from other people as well

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                                                          • Turboface
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                                                            • Mar 2002
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                                                            #30


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                                                            • cyber_ninja
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                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                              Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
                                                              And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.
                                                              i always crack up when i see those comercials

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                                                              • SykkBoy2
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                                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                                #32
                                                                the king creeps me the fuck out.....
                                                                but I've always been creeped out by statues, dummies, etc.
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                                                                • reynold
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  things happened the way they planned it. I guess, it is working, it only shows that the commercial is disturbing and catches the attention of the viewers...just the way they want it. Nice strategy.

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                                                                  • eroswebmaster
                                                                    March 1st, 2003
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 20295

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                    the king creeps me the fuck out.....
                                                                    but I've always been creeped out by statues, dummies, etc.
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                                                                    • bringer
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Turboface


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                                                                      thats what i see everytime those commercials play
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                                                                      • Cassie
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                                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        there is something very very wrong with that commercial.
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                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                          • May 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Burger King has always had boned up demented commercials. Ever since that one from the 70's where the king was dancing and singing through a park full of children like a pedo I've wondered about their promo department's sanity.

                                                                          They were trying to compete with Ronald McDonald when they should have gone their own way completely (Like Wendy's did with the Dave Thomas series of ads). BK fell miserably short going up against the likes of McD's "Hamburglar", "Grimmace", and "Mayor McCheese" etc. Hard to compete with that.
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                                                                          • smack
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            haha, yeah, nothing like a plastic king staring through your window watching you sleep. he would definately catch some slugs.
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                                                                            • sickkittens
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by khs
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                                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sickkittens
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                                                                                • MrJackMeHoff
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The fact this thread exists proves how good the marketing is..

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                                                                                  • ry0t
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                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 4160

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I just don't like TV all together. Too many commercials and everything is reality now and I try to get entertainment that isn't reality. edit: except sports

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                                                                                    • Doc911
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                      Shit if I woke up and some big ass headed king dude was sitting in my bed with breakfast the shotty would have to come out.
                                                                                      And then when the guy opens his blinds and he's just standing there at the window..fuck man..time for a restraining order.
                                                                                      Sorry I have nothing against gay people. But if that big headed fucker was in the bed wearing tights and those freaked out shoes I would have to pop a cap in his ass unless my wife had a croisantwich in her hand while Vanilla deville was eating her pussy...

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                                                                                      • squeezeboobs
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        A little weird????? Almost creepy. Gets you talkin about burgers though.

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                                                                                        • fl_prn_str
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
                                                                                          You mean you wouldn't like waking up with the king? ;)

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                                                                                          • Brad Gosse
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                                                                                            #46
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