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OCEANS 12: I feel dumber foir trying to like it.

04-26-2005, 06:09 AM

This is one of those terrible movies where you actually have to dumb yourself down to enjoy it. Not my kind of flic.
When you watch an elaborate heist film you expect some kind of intelligence. It seems with this move that they expect some kind of 'lack of intelligence' from the viewer in order for it to be enjoyed.
Im throwing this one is the pile with 'Armageddon'

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04-26-2005, 06:10 AM

I guess I won't be watching this anytime soon.

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04-26-2005, 06:10 AM

I must agree, Ocean 11 was way much more entertaining !

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04-26-2005, 06:12 AM

Hmmm not good. I was looking forward to watch it

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04-26-2005, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by Rockatansky

Hmmm not good. I was looking forward to watch it

If the cast is more important than the plot, or any logic in the plot, you may enjoy it. Otherwise I would pass.

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04-26-2005, 06:15 AM

I loved Oceans 11!!!
I think they all just got full of themselves and decided to phone in their performances on Oceans 12, as did the writers and Soderberg, the director.

that was a waste of $100 million

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04-26-2005, 06:16 AM

It was only good for the eye candy
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04-26-2005, 06:17 AM

i did not see ocean 12 and now i thint i wont either....

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04-26-2005, 06:21 AM

12 Was The Worst Piece Of Shti I Have Had To Watch In A Long Time.

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04-26-2005, 06:37 AM

I really wasnt that impressed with Oceans 11...with that much talent in one movie I expected waaaay more....kinda like Any Given Sunday...

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04-26-2005, 06:43 AM

My fav part of Oceans 12 is the ultra super deluxe special edition DVD.... why you ask? The special features has two options...
1 ) the trailer
2 ) main menu

That's it!! What a friggin waste!! No commentaries, no making of, no deleted scenes... NOTHING

As for the movie, I agree... it was a huge let down. Part 1 was so very well done and a ton of fun to watch. This one was just a let down. It's like they tried to make too many twists, to many turns, to many of this and that and it was all for nothing. It just wasn't very entertaining at all.

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04-26-2005, 06:44 AM

Best bit I liked was the catchy tune when the frenchy was dancing around the lazers

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04-26-2005, 06:46 AM

Only good thing about Oceans 12 was Catherine Zeta-Jones she is HOT.

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04-26-2005, 07:22 AM

i found that the director ruined 12 for me. i didn't think that the plot sucked or the acting was bad, but that director is one no talent ass clown. nothing flowed properly and there were so many lame ass shots.

that scene where 11 of them came out of the jail, and for EACH person the camera would start zoomed out, then zoom in on their face...... 11 fucking time.... in a row... it was 2 minutes of gay ass shaky camera zooming.

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04-26-2005, 07:23 AM

I saw it in theaters when it came out. I wasn't crazy over it.

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04-26-2005, 07:23 AM

its indeed one of the worst flicks i ever saw.
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04-26-2005, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by Matt_WC

12 Was The Worst Piece Of Shti I Have Had To Watch In A Long Time.

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04-26-2005, 07:29 AM

it wasnt bad but it wasnt as good as the first one
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04-26-2005, 07:41 AM

i'd like to see it

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04-26-2005, 07:47 AM

Ocean 11 was AWESOME . They ruined the 12 so badly (especially by adding 2 scenes that should never have been there : When Catherine Zeta Johnes see the egg in the taxi and figure it out, and the last scene when the guy goes through the lasers .

The rest of the movie was pretty good, but nowhere as solid ad 11

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04-26-2005, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

Ocean 11 was AWESOME . They ruined the 12 so badly (especially by adding 2 scenes that should never have been there : When Catherine Zeta Johnes see the egg in the taxi and figure it out, and the last scene when the guy goes through the lasers .

The rest of the movie was pretty good, but nowhere as solid ad 11

shit, i forgot about the lazer scene... while it was certainly gay as hell... the character was supposed to be French... so it seemed almost fitting
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04-26-2005, 09:11 AM

Just fucking brutal. At the end I couldn't believe that was actually the movie.
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04-26-2005, 09:13 AM

Oceans 12 was a piece of shit, another crappy sequal and the Julia Roberts part has to go down as one of THE gayest parts in a movie.

all the heists were stupid and boring, in the end they didnt even make a huge heist just got it off the train, wtf is that?
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04-26-2005, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by fuzebox

Just fucking brutal. At the end I couldn't believe that was actually the movie.

Haha i know.

And those fucking lasers, GIVE me a break. They very way they are described to 'work' in the movie would technically allow you to literally walk rite thru them.
That's if you ignore the fact the motion sensor lasers actually need a reflective target to beam back the laser and that they would NEVER have illumanated lasers to begin with.
But that basically the whole moive, ignore this and ignore that

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04-26-2005, 09:16 AM

i was gonna watch that..

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04-26-2005, 09:17 AM

I thought it was great
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04-26-2005, 09:18 AM

damn man i was really hoping it would be good
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04-26-2005, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Oceans 12 was a piece of shit, another crappy sequal and the Julia Roberts part has to go down as one of THE gayest parts in a movie.

all the heists were stupid and boring, in the end they didnt even make a huge heist just got it off the train, wtf is that?

I agree. At the end I was thinking the same thing about the train.
And please tell me why the fuck an item that valuable would be 'sitting' in it's own seat right there in the aisle.
Christ put it under the seat or something.

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04-26-2005, 09:23 AM

some parts and behaviour of the actors was sooo illogical...and Julia Roberts was looking like a ugly crack whore, they shouldnt do her without tons of make-up
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04-26-2005, 09:24 AM

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04-26-2005, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Meta Ridley

I agree. At the end I was thinking the same thing about the train.
And please tell me why the fuck an item that valuable would be 'sitting' in it's own seat right there in the aisle.
Christ put it under the seat or something.

i was lost by a mile, and then if they already had it why the hell did they go and do a heist to steal nothing when they could be arrested.

some people were like "to trick the other robber" but he did it in the early morning, was dumb.
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04-26-2005, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i was lost by a mile, and then if they already had it why the hell did they go and do a heist to steal nothing when they could be arrested.

some people were like "to trick the other robber" but he did it in the early morning, was dumb.

yeah, thats one of the illogical things...
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04-26-2005, 09:33 AM

it wasn't as good as 11 for sure, but it wasn't THAT terrible... I've seen worse movies lately...

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04-26-2005, 09:47 AM

This movie was plain dumb...

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