Boneprone -- Jesus Dialer USA minutes are way down -- this is bad - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 01-13-2002, 12:14 PM

Let me know if your minutes are way down also -- I'm getting worried... I may need to switch back to my old dialer...

Theo · 01-13-2002, 12:21 PM

same here, i'm waiting the XP version of the dialer to recover the loss

01-13-2002, 12:42 PM

The Linux version converts like a dream for me !

Had 434 minutes alone yesterday !

XP · 01-13-2002, 01:05 PM

Jesus dialers USA minutes increased well thisweekend. Hope it continues!

Long Live Jesus Dialer!

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Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:03 PM

tuffruff · 01-13-2002, 02:05 PM

My USA minutes are down as well but my Slavakia minutes are kicking ass!!!!

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Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:06 PM

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:07 PM

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:07 PM

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:08 PM

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:13 PM

I am Spam
Spam I am
That Spam-I-am!
That Spam-I-am!
I do not like that Spam-I-am!
Do you like green eggs and Spam?

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:15 PM

I do not like them, Spam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and spam.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:16 PM

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:17 PM

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

SNOW · 01-13-2002, 02:18 PM

There will be a New Dialer thats gonna kick everyones ass soon.. Stay tuned..

Exxxotica · 01-13-2002, 02:22 PM

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Spam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and spam?

I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and spam!
I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Spam!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.

takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham">

Say!
I like green eggs and spam!
I do! I like them, Spam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

SNOW · 01-13-2002, 02:43 PM

exotica I feel the trauma for you.. WISH you were with us.. You were missed..And redshoe that queer..

titmowse · 01-13-2002, 02:50 PM

I'm pissed as hell! You guys keep promising the Virgin Mary dialer and it's been six months and still no VM! You fucking bunch of monotheistic pigs!

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Rocky · 01-13-2002, 02:57 PM

i'm only go to say this one more time

Judas ran off with the money and the Jesus Dialer has gone bankrupt

don't make me go all biblical on your ass

boneprone · 01-13-2002, 03:15 PM

Jesus Dialer is moving all termination lines to Bethalham.

This may take a few days. Please be patient.

Jizzman · 01-13-2002, 03:37 PM

Last I heard god was dead.

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brocklanders · 01-13-2002, 03:45 PM

I have a new one coming out, it's called TylerDialer. It's a "drop charge" dialer -- when he actually pays you, you can "drop" all the "charges" against him.

[This message has been edited by brocklanders (edited 01-13-2002).]

SNOW · 01-13-2002, 03:51 PM

brock LOLLLLL

good one..

01-13-2002, 02:03 PM	#5
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	SPAM

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01-13-2002, 12:14 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Boneprone -- Jesus Dialer USA minutes are way down -- this is bad Let me know if your minutes are way down also -- I'm getting worried... I may need to switch back to my old dialer...

01-13-2002, 12:21 PM	#2
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	same here, i'm waiting the XP version of the dialer to recover the loss

01-13-2002, 12:42 PM	#3
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	The Linux version converts like a dream for me ! Had 434 minutes alone yesterday !

01-13-2002, 01:05 PM	#4
XP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Thailand Posts: 384	Jesus dialers USA minutes increased well thisweekend. Hope it continues! Long Live Jesus Dialer! ------------------ Professional Perl/PHP Coder. ICQ #171040

01-13-2002, 02:05 PM	#6
tuffruff Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Soldier Field, Chicago Posts: 352	My USA minutes are down as well but my Slavakia minutes are kicking ass!!!! ------------------ Quik Host-Affordable Quality Hosting $.90-$1.20 a gig

01-13-2002, 02:13 PM	#11
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I am Spam Spam I am That Spam-I-am! That Spam-I-am! I do not like that Spam-I-am! Do you like green eggs and Spam?

01-13-2002, 02:15 PM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I do not like them, Spam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and spam. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

01-13-2002, 02:16 PM	#13
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

01-13-2002, 02:17 PM	#14
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Spam-I-am.

01-13-2002, 02:18 PM	#15
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	There will be a New Dialer thats gonna kick everyones ass soon.. Stay tuned..

01-13-2002, 02:22 PM	#16
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car. You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree! I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and spam. I do not like them, Spam-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Spam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Spam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like green eggs and spam? I do not like them, Spam-I-am. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and spam! I do not like them, Spam-I-am. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Spam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham"> Say! I like green eggs and spam! I do! I like them, Spam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and spam! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!

01-13-2002, 02:43 PM	#17
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	exotica I feel the trauma for you.. WISH you were with us.. You were missed..And redshoe that queer..

01-13-2002, 02:50 PM	#18
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	I'm pissed as hell! You guys keep promising the Virgin Mary dialer and it's been six months and still no VM! You fucking bunch of monotheistic pigs! ------------------ love, tit (Stay tuned for a CozyFrog exclusive: BoneProne does Vegas!)

01-13-2002, 02:57 PM	#19
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	i'm only go to say this one more time Judas ran off with the money and the Jesus Dialer has gone bankrupt don't make me go all biblical on your ass

01-13-2002, 03:15 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Jesus Dialer is moving all termination lines to Bethalham. This may take a few days. Please be patient.

01-13-2002, 03:37 PM	#21
Jizzman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 379	Last I heard god was dead. ------------------ << Top Rates, ZERO waiting to get paid.

01-13-2002, 03:45 PM	#22
brocklanders Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 297	I have a new one coming out, it's called TylerDialer. It's a "drop charge" dialer -- when he actually pays you, you can "drop" all the "charges" against him. [This message has been edited by brocklanders (edited 01-13-2002).]

01-13-2002, 03:51 PM	#23
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	brock LOLLLLL good one..