Do you like it RUFF!?!?

[thefool]

The following article was in today's paper, you can also view it online...
http://www.waynetimes.com/police.html check out the article "AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LOVE" 3rd article down! (There's a photo of the young man on the site.) April 25, 2005 issue.

...And they called it puppy love...

The sex was doggone good... butt a little ?ruff!?

On Monday, at about 4a.m., the Lyons Police received a strange phone call from an upset resident on Maple Street . James R. J. Abbott, age 20, of 34 High Street, Lyons was staying at the residence on a downstairs couch.

The two residents came downstairs and observed the family Rotweiller dog was mounted on top of a bent over Abbott, the pair involved in a sex act (bestiality).

Abbott was charged with Sexual Misconduct, arraigned before Justice Nicholas Forgione and remanded to jail on $1000 cash/$2000 bond. Abbott will return to Lyons Village Court on 4/27.

Abbott confessed to police concerning the act, no ifs, ands, or buts. In a statement to police, he said he wanted to see what it was like to be made love to by a dog.

The couple in the home have two young children, ages 2 and 3 and the parents and officials were concerned whether Abbott had any contact with them.

No word on whether the dog, Keystone, will have to register as a sex offender with the local humane society, but if found guilty, Abbott will have to register as a sex offender, according to Wayne County District Attorney, Rick Healy.

[thefool]

apparently the webmaster at wayne times isnt used to spelling "beastiality" ... I guess the fact that he spelled it incorrectly, speaks volumes for the amount of similar articles being printed locally and I should be relieved... however, my dog is NEVER going outside alone again!

[Fresh]

Lmao