what that fuck is there to do in Texarkana, TX - GoFuckYourself.com

Catalyst · 04-23-2005, 09:44 PM

god.. I am stuck in this town.. with no strip clubs.. no real bars.. and nothing but bad country music.. Fuck.. anyone..please help me.. tell me something to do.. my hotel does not even know what a "internet" connection is..

one of the places I went today.. they still do segreation.. fuck.. whites one side of the restaurat.. black on another side..fuck.. please help me.. shoot me.. or something..

SuckOnThis · 04-23-2005, 09:47 PM

Take 3 valium and try to sleep

Snake Doctor · 04-23-2005, 09:52 PM

I have an itchy rash

GUNNER · 04-23-2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Catalyst

god.. I am stuck in this town.. with no strip clubs.. no real bars.. and nothing but bad country music.. Fuck.. anyone..please help me.. tell me something to do.. my hotel does not even know what a "internet" connection is..

one of the places I went today.. they still do segreation.. fuck.. whites one side of the restaurat.. black on another side..fuck.. please help me.. shoot me.. or something..

i'm sure Scooter has a few cousins you could shack up with

Marcus Aurelius · 04-23-2005, 09:57 PM

well..have you ever heard of cow tipping?

Spider64 · 04-23-2005, 09:57 PM

they put blacks and whites on one side each...what is this place

HAPPYPEEKERS · 04-23-2005, 09:58 PM

You could cross the highway and go to Texarkana Arkansas lol

That is about it ... Nothing for miles.

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 09:59 PM

not a damn thing dude

TexasDreams · 04-23-2005, 10:00 PM

Work on planning your escape!?

Redrob · 04-23-2005, 10:01 PM

Get a copy of Hustler, a tube of KY, and retire to the shitter for a good ol' jackoff session. It relieves a lot tension...

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:01 PM

your in East Texas and Arkansas all at the same time, if you had some family there you'd have someone to sleep with/marry. Other than that i think the 3+ hour drive to dallas would be worth it.

<mush mush crunch>

HAPPYPEEKERS · 04-23-2005, 10:01 PM

You can go to the Diamond mines tomorrow lol

CDSmith · 04-23-2005, 10:01 PM

You could sit in their one lone bar and sing the Smokey & the Bandit song....

"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run."

:D

Catalyst · 04-23-2005, 10:03 PM

they don't sell huster here.. No strip clubs, no adult store.... but a mother fucking large wal-mart..

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Catalyst

they don't sell huster here.. No strip clubs, no adult store.... but a mother fucking large wal-mart..

get ir done!

go fuck with the locals, it's easy and fun, best done with a megaphone

TekayRoyal · 04-23-2005, 10:04 PM

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

Rorschach · 04-23-2005, 10:05 PM

sounds like a good place, good to hear they're keeping the niggers in line

Snake Doctor · 04-23-2005, 10:07 PM

Stand in the middle of the wal-mart and scream at the top of your lungs "I hate rednecks, I voted for Nader, Bush is a pussy, and I love having sex with black people"

Then you can find out if those martial arts lessons have been worth the money.

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TekayRoyal

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

wtf are you babbling about? LOL, you teachin?

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Stand in the middle of the wal-mart and scream at the top of your lungs "I hate rednecks, I voted for Nader, Bush is a pussy, and I love having sex with black people"

Then you can find out if those martial arts lessons have been worth the money.

ROFL

SuckOnThis · 04-23-2005, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

sounds like a good place, good to hear they're keeping the niggers in line

And you're better how?

TekayRoyal · 04-23-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by phpslave

wtf are you babbling about? LOL, you teachin?

it wasn't babble........it was proper english thank you

Rorschach · 04-23-2005, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

And you're better how?

if more americans had solid traditional morals like that then we'd all be better off.

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TekayRoyal

it wasn't babble........it was proper english thank you

oh your one of them there people, well peace bro, chic whatever get er done anyway, i know you know how w/out complaining about the little things in life like spelling on a message board, lol, and no i'm not in Texas or AR

LOL,

hope you can understand this with the misspellings and grammer, i know it's ruff but we do what we can to get by in the hard life

Snake Doctor · 04-23-2005, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TekayRoyal

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

LOL

SuckOnThis · 04-23-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

if more americans had solid traditional morals like that then we'd all be better off.

So traditional morals means keeping blacks 'in line'?

TekayRoyal · 04-23-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by phpslave

oh your one of them there people, well peace bro, chic whatever get er done anyway, i know you know how w/out complaining about the little things in life like spelling on a message board, lol, and no i'm not in Texas or AR

LOL,

hope you can understand this with the misspellings and grammer, i know it's ruff but we do what we can to get by in the hard life

SCOOTER · 04-23-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GUNNER

i'm sure Scooter has a few cousins you could shack up with

Sorry ? I was born in California.

Hey Rich ? did you Call Kevin ?

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:42 PM

you on your way to dallas yet? or have you started losing your teeth already and married your cousin in Texarkana?

phpslave · 04-23-2005, 10:42 PM

any asian chicks there?

LOL

Redrob · 04-23-2005, 10:52 PM

The asian chicks hang out at the VFW with the vets getting drunk and playing dominoes.

Mr Pheer · 04-23-2005, 10:55 PM

get in your car and head to Shreveport LA. Shouldnt be but a couple hour drive. They have several casinos there.

Mr Pheer · 04-23-2005, 10:55 PM

what in the fuck are you doing in texarkana anyway?

CDSmith · 04-23-2005, 10:56 PM

Try this....

Go in the bar and look around for the biggest goombah redneck you can find who is sitting beside his wife (sister or otherwise).
Then.. go right up to him, ogle his wifey up and down and then say to him:

"Heyyy, that thar WIFE o' yorn has her some nice big TITS Bubba. Y'all mind if'n I.... touch em?"

... and see what he does. :D

Hee hee.... I've always wanted to try that in Texarkana.

04-23-2005, 09:44 PM	#1
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	what that fuck is there to do in Texarkana, TX god.. I am stuck in this town.. with no strip clubs.. no real bars.. and nothing but bad country music.. Fuck.. anyone..please help me.. tell me something to do.. my hotel does not even know what a "internet" connection is.. one of the places I went today.. they still do segreation.. fuck.. whites one side of the restaurat.. black on another side..fuck.. please help me.. shoot me.. or something..

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HAPPYPEEKERS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 7,562	You could cross the highway and go to Texarkana Arkansas lol That is about it ... Nothing for miles. __________________ Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!! HappyPeekers - April

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phpslave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Posts: 548	not a damn thing dude __________________

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Take 3 valium and try to sleep

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Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	well..have you ever heard of cow tipping?

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Spider64 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 173	they put blacks and whites on one side each...what is this place

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Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	Get a copy of Hustler, a tube of KY, and retire to the shitter for a good ol' jackoff session. It relieves a lot tension...

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	You could sit in their one lone bar and sing the Smokey & the Bandit song.... "East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run." :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

04-23-2005, 10:03 PM	#14
Catalyst Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 3,243	they don't sell huster here.. No strip clubs, no adult store.... but a mother fucking large wal-mart..

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TekayRoyal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Nebrasarkantucky Posts: 930	maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

04-23-2005, 10:05 PM	#17
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	sounds like a good place, good to hear they're keeping the niggers in line

04-23-2005, 10:07 PM	#18
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Stand in the middle of the wal-mart and scream at the top of your lungs "I hate rednecks, I voted for Nader, Bush is a pussy, and I love having sex with black people" Then you can find out if those martial arts lessons have been worth the money. __________________ sig too big

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phpslave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Posts: 548	you on your way to dallas yet? or have you started losing your teeth already and married your cousin in Texarkana? __________________

04-23-2005, 10:42 PM	#31
phpslave Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: San Jose Posts: 548	any asian chicks there? LOL __________________

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Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	The asian chicks hang out at the VFW with the vets getting drunk and playing dominoes.

04-23-2005, 10:55 PM	#33
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,246	get in your car and head to Shreveport LA. Shouldnt be but a couple hour drive. They have several casinos there.

04-23-2005, 10:56 PM	#35
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Try this.... Go in the bar and look around for the biggest goombah redneck you can find who is sitting beside his wife (sister or otherwise). Then.. go right up to him, ogle his wifey up and down and then say to him: "Heyyy, that thar WIFE o' yorn has her some nice big TITS Bubba. Y'all mind if'n I.... touch em?" ... and see what he does. :D Hee hee.... I've always wanted to try that in Texarkana. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634