what that fuck is there to do in Texarkana, TX

**SuckOnThis** · 04-23-2005, 08:47 PM

Take 3 valium and try to sleep

**Snake Doctor** · 04-23-2005, 08:52 PM

I have an itchy rash

**GUNNER** · 04-23-2005, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Catalyst

god.. I am stuck in this town.. with no strip clubs.. no real bars.. and nothing but bad country music.. Fuck.. anyone..please help me.. tell me something to do.. my hotel does not even know what a "internet" connection is..

one of the places I went today.. they still do segreation.. fuck.. whites one side of the restaurat.. black on another side..fuck.. please help me.. shoot me.. or something..

i'm sure Scooter has a few cousins you could shack up with

**Marcus Aurelius** · 04-23-2005, 08:57 PM

well..have you ever heard of cow tipping?

**Spider64** · 04-23-2005, 08:57 PM

they put blacks and whites on one side each...what is this place

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 04-23-2005, 08:58 PM

You could cross the highway and go to Texarkana Arkansas lol

That is about it ... Nothing for miles.

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 08:59 PM

not a damn thing dude

**TexasDreams** · 04-23-2005, 09:00 PM

Work on planning your escape!?

**Redrob** · 04-23-2005, 09:01 PM

Get a copy of Hustler, a tube of KY, and retire to the shitter for a good ol' jackoff session. It relieves a lot tension...

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:01 PM

your in East Texas and Arkansas all at the same time, if you had some family there you'd have someone to sleep with/marry. Other than that i think the 3+ hour drive to dallas would be worth it.

<mush mush crunch>

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 04-23-2005, 09:01 PM

You can go to the Diamond mines tomorrow lol

**CDSmith** · 04-23-2005, 09:01 PM

You could sit in their one lone bar and sing the Smokey & the Bandit song....

"East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run."

:D

**Catalyst** · 04-23-2005, 09:03 PM

they don't sell huster here.. No strip clubs, no adult store.... but a mother fucking large wal-mart..

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Catalyst

they don't sell huster here.. No strip clubs, no adult store.... but a mother fucking large wal-mart..

get ir done!

go fuck with the locals, it's easy and fun, best done with a megaphone

**TekayRoyal** · 04-23-2005, 09:04 PM

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

**Rorschach** · 04-23-2005, 09:05 PM

sounds like a good place, good to hear they're keeping the niggers in line

**Snake Doctor** · 04-23-2005, 09:07 PM

Stand in the middle of the wal-mart and scream at the top of your lungs "I hate rednecks, I voted for Nader, Bush is a pussy, and I love having sex with black people"

Then you can find out if those martial arts lessons have been worth the money.

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by TekayRoyal

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

wtf are you babbling about? LOL, you teachin?

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

Stand in the middle of the wal-mart and scream at the top of your lungs "I hate rednecks, I voted for Nader, Bush is a pussy, and I love having sex with black people"

Then you can find out if those martial arts lessons have been worth the money.

ROFL

**SuckOnThis** · 04-23-2005, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by Rorschach

sounds like a good place, good to hear they're keeping the niggers in line

And you're better how?

**TekayRoyal** · 04-23-2005, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by phpslave

wtf are you babbling about? LOL, you teachin?

it wasn't babble........it was proper english thank you

**Rorschach** · 04-23-2005, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by SuckOnThis

And you're better how?

if more americans had solid traditional morals like that then we'd all be better off.

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by TekayRoyal

it wasn't babble........it was proper english thank you

oh your one of them there people, well peace bro, chic whatever get er done anyway, i know you know how w/out complaining about the little things in life like spelling on a message board, lol, and no i'm not in Texas or AR

LOL,

hope you can understand this with the misspellings and grammer, i know it's ruff but we do what we can to get by in the hard life

**Snake Doctor** · 04-23-2005, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by TekayRoyal

maybe your are there for a reason.....because you can't spell!

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Lenny2

LOL

**SuckOnThis** · 04-23-2005, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Rorschach

if more americans had solid traditional morals like that then we'd all be better off.

So traditional morals means keeping blacks 'in line'?

**TekayRoyal** · 04-23-2005, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by phpslave

oh your one of them there people, well peace bro, chic whatever get er done anyway, i know you know how w/out complaining about the little things in life like spelling on a message board, lol, and no i'm not in Texas or AR

LOL,

hope you can understand this with the misspellings and grammer, i know it's ruff but we do what we can to get by in the hard life

**SCOOTER** · 04-23-2005, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by GUNNER

i'm sure Scooter has a few cousins you could shack up with

Sorry ? I was born in California.

Hey Rich ? did you Call Kevin ?

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:42 PM

you on your way to dallas yet? or have you started losing your teeth already and married your cousin in Texarkana?

**phpslave** · 04-23-2005, 09:42 PM

any asian chicks there?

LOL

**Redrob** · 04-23-2005, 09:52 PM

The asian chicks hang out at the VFW with the vets getting drunk and playing dominoes.

**Mr Pheer** · 04-23-2005, 09:55 PM

get in your car and head to Shreveport LA. Shouldnt be but a couple hour drive. They have several casinos there.

**Mr Pheer** · 04-23-2005, 09:55 PM

what in the fuck are you doing in texarkana anyway?

**CDSmith** · 04-23-2005, 09:56 PM

Try this....

Go in the bar and look around for the biggest goombah redneck you can find who is sitting beside his wife (sister or otherwise).
Then.. go right up to him, ogle his wifey up and down and then say to him:

"Heyyy, that thar WIFE o' yorn has her some nice big TITS Bubba. Y'all mind if'n I.... touch em?"

... and see what he does. :D

Hee hee.... I've always wanted to try that in Texarkana.

what that fuck is there to do in Texarkana, TX

what that fuck is there to do in Texarkana, TX

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