What If A-List Star Became An Escort - GoFuckYourself.com

samsam · 04-23-2005, 11:43 AM

Lets say "Sharon Stone" tommorrow decided that she wanted to become an escort and set up a website at Sharonstone.com saying she was available at say $300/hour for fucking purposes in New York. Remember, because of how many people know who she is and how the news people would automatically tell everyone the website url her site would be MAJOR news.

It'd be bigger news that the Janet Jackson boob.

OK so apart from getting well and trully fucked with hundreds of clients, do you think she'd make more money as an escort than as an actress?

BoyAlley · 04-23-2005, 11:46 AM

Some people have way too much free time on their hands.......

jonpotz · 04-23-2005, 11:52 AM

what if jesus became an escort...

do you think the pope would hire him for a good fucking?

1000/hr.

After Shock Media · 04-23-2005, 11:53 AM

300.00 an hour?

Have you ever seen the prices at high end escort places?

Jakke PNG · 04-23-2005, 11:55 AM

She'd could ask for like $10k/hour and still have enough 'orders' to keep herself busy.. any a-list celeb would.

Raf1 · 04-23-2005, 11:55 AM

damn, I hope you're stoned and didn't think of that while being sober...

smack · 04-23-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jonpotz

what if jesus became an escort...

you would never need to buy wine when you called him.

Jakke PNG · 04-23-2005, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack

you would never need to buy wine when you called him.

Yeah no shit. Fill the tub and dozens of buckets with water, call jesus for $1000 and he'd spend that hour turning water to wine. You could then bottle the shit and sell it for profit (or get fucking wasted).

Rui · 04-23-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah no shit. Fill the tub and dozens of buckets with water, call jesus for $1000 and he'd spend that hour turning water to wine. You could then bottle the shit and sell it for profit (or get fucking wasted).

Brilliant idea, do you have his contact ?

As for the topic, well I think you are under influence of "something" but anyway that $300/hour figure is patethic ;)

Relish XXX · 04-23-2005, 12:48 PM

Jordan aka Katie Price, Elizabeth Hurley, Pamela Anderson, Sophie Anderton and many more were all once escorts.

Peter Romero · 04-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Thank you Vanna... he would like to "Buy a clue"...

Basic_man · 04-23-2005, 12:51 PM

My new goal : I'll become popular, then I'll switch to a Gigolo :P

beemk · 04-23-2005, 12:53 PM

haha a celebrity for $300 an hour, get real.

Rich · 04-23-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

Jordan aka Katie Price, Elizabeth Hurley, Pamela Anderson, Sophie Anderton and many more were all once escorts.

bullspit

BaldBastard · 04-23-2005, 01:10 PM

Celebritys http://www.monalisamodels.com.au/

AUD$ 50,000 4 hrs dinner & date within Sydney (subject to availability)
AUD$ 160,000 overnight appointment (within her current location)
AUD$ 250,000 24 hours appointment subject to availability/ location)
AUD$ 650,000 3 days (flown from her current location to yours)
: airfare & 5 star accommodation additional -

Relish XXX · 04-23-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

bullspit

Sophie Anderton and Jordan have both been named in the papers for doing it and done interviews about it. Pamela Anderson and Elizabeth Hurley did it very early on in their careers.

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