Would you pay $10,000 to fuck Natalie Portman??? - GoFuckYourself.com

ytcracker · 04-22-2005, 02:32 AM

no 123456778

AaronM · 04-22-2005, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

no 123456778

You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000.

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

no 123456778

you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

AaronM · 04-22-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.

ytcracker · 04-22-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

my friend tyler and i bought a poster of natalie portman and hung it above our turntable setup when we were in high school
we even wrote a song about her

however im married and therefore am unable to pay 10k to fuck natalie portman it would be devastating to my marriage

ytcracker · 04-22-2005, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000.

i just smashed the one key and drug my finger across

obviously my 7 key is malfunctioning

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker

my friend tyler and i bought a poster of natalie portman and hung it above our turntable setup when we were in high school
we even wrote a song about her

however im married and therefore am unable to pay 10k to fuck natalie portman it would be devastating to my marriage

Understandable.

Rui · 04-22-2005, 02:42 AM

No........I pity the fool that even considers it as a option...

Rui · 04-22-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.

Except:

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

You can't even count to 8 correctly, let alone 10,000.

The question is not about paying money for pussy.

The question is about getting Natalie Portman pussy for $10k (under normal circumstances you would't have a chance with her - so it's not about being a playa or having dignity, bla bla)

ytcracker · 04-22-2005, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

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yea my wife is ok with this choice

who do i make the check out to

Trax · 04-22-2005, 02:45 AM

I wasted money on worse shit
why not fuck a celeb and tape that for personal pleasure
sure
why not

you can't take any of your money with you when you die

AaronM · 04-22-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

The question is not about paying money for pussy.

The question is about getting Natalie Portman pussy for $10k (under normal circumstances you would't have a chance with her - so it's not about being a playa or having dignity, bla bla)

For 10K you could fuck damn near any female you wanted. What's the point?

Because she's a celeb? So what?

The last I checked, being a celeb doesn't make you any better in bed than an 18 year old slut right out of Catholic School. And you can bang them for free if you know how to play your cards right.

Jace · 04-22-2005, 02:55 AM

natalie portman is hot as hell, but I would NEVER pay for any sexual satisfaction

04-22-2005, 02:56 AM

she loves me, so I don't have to pay

Jace · 04-22-2005, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

. And you can bang them for free if you know how to play your cards right.

i really, seriously, think most of the guys on gfy have REAL serious trouble getting girls to have sex with them...I get this from all the threads where guys boast about fucking prostitutes

Praguer · 04-22-2005, 02:58 AM

If I had the chance to bring a camera and film the action, YES.

AaronM · 04-22-2005, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

i really, seriously, think most of the guys on gfy have REAL serious trouble getting girls to have sex with them...I get this from all the threads where guys boast about fucking prostitutes

There's no question about that. Most of the GFY poster are either kids or computer geeks.

The kids mostly lie about getting laid and the geeks have the money but not the required social skills.

Jace · 04-22-2005, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

the geeks have the money but not the required social skills.

haha, yeah..money can't buy everything can it?

beemk · 04-22-2005, 03:00 AM

i agree with aaron, no pussy is worth 10k. ive fucked hotter girls... for free.

sonofsam · 04-22-2005, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

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ahhh good man

she is WELL worth 10k or more

beemk · 04-22-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

you are either:

a) gay
b) poor

which one is it ?

ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

What's the point?

Because she's a celeb?

Yes. That was the point.

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said

Are you his fluffer boy ?

Scroll up, tard. He has just answered the question himself, without any help from the brownnosers.

beemk · 04-22-2005, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Are you his fluffer boy ?

Scroll up, tard. He has just answered the question himself, without any help from the brownnosers.

he didnt give you a dose of reality so i figured i would.

VeriSexy · 04-22-2005, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

No pussy is worth 10k no matter how straight or rich you are.

That is cheap, richs Arabs easily pay 100K a night

NoCarrier · 04-22-2005, 03:16 AM

Maybe Nathalie Portman has a smelly tuna pussy no matter how clean it is. So no, I wouldn't risk losing 10k for tuna.

sickbeatz · 04-22-2005, 03:18 AM

I'd pay $10,000 to get her on video with me donkey punching her

DarkJedi · 04-22-2005, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

he didnt give you a dose of reality so i figured i would.

YOU CAN NOT AFFORD, HIPPIE.

OWNED.

2HousePlague · 04-22-2005, 03:23 AM

Fuck "scocial skills" or whether or not you could get that shit for free. The question is, what's it worth to you? And, in Natalie Portman's case, I think I would pay about $2,300, max.

j-

chodadog · 04-22-2005, 03:29 AM

I think Natalie Portman is one of the few celebs who is genuinely beautiful. You see the odd pic of her from the paparazzi all dressed down and homely lookin', and she is still absolutely gorgeous.

adonthenet · 04-22-2005, 03:35 AM

could be.

gangbangjoe · 04-22-2005, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

ytcracker has a hot wife he gets to fuck for free. you are a star wars geek that needs to pay for sex.

nuff said

Shags · 04-22-2005, 03:43 AM

1.000 bucks per second!

AdultMovies.bz · 04-22-2005, 03:57 AM

hm... depends on how far shes prepared to go for the 10k hehe

xiando · 04-22-2005, 04:03 AM

No. It may be my taste, but I would not evern consider i unless she payd me a lot more than $10.000.

Vitasoy · 04-22-2005, 04:17 AM

If I could tape it...

Meta Ridley · 04-22-2005, 05:00 AM

id pay more

Violetta · 04-22-2005, 05:15 AM

If I had that kind of money...

Drake · 04-22-2005, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Fuck "scocial skills" or whether or not you could get that shit for free. The question is, what's it worth to you? And, in Natalie Portman's case, I think I would pay about $2,300, max.

j-

ezrydn · 04-22-2005, 06:03 AM

The absolute ONLY time I've ever PAID for pussy was in Nam, and that was only 150 piasters (About a buck and a half). One time, in Saigon, at the Carravelle Hotel, I ran into a steaming HOT French/Asian gal that I thought I might have to pay a wad for but she had "lost" her room and I invited her to stay in mine. No pay and it was simply fantastic. Even I learned a thing or two that night. Don't ya just love the suspended, spinning wicker chair??? (If you were there, you know of what I speak.)
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MacDaddyPlaya · 04-22-2005, 06:05 AM

No pussy is worth 10k.

nico-t · 04-22-2005, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

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now were talkin!

SGS · 04-22-2005, 06:45 AM

I know someone who paid £10,000 (£ not $) back in the mid 80s to fuck a well known model here in the UK.

DutchTeenCash · 04-22-2005, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SGS

I know someone who paid £10,000 (£ not $) back in the mid 80s to fuck a well known model here in the UK.

Sam Fox ?

Redrob · 04-22-2005, 06:50 AM

Hey man, can you loan me the $10K? I been on the road and I'm a little tapped out...

imafuckingaussie · 04-22-2005, 06:59 AM

Woudnt fuck her if SHE paid me, LOL, I think shes the most overated, average looking bitch on the big screen.

GatorB · 04-22-2005, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

The question is not about paying money for pussy.

The question is about getting Natalie Portman pussy for $10k (under normal circumstances you would't have a chance with her - so it's not about being a playa or having dignity, bla bla)

How do you know that the pussy is even good? I'd love it if you actually paid $10K of some Portman ass then you found out she doesn't give head and sucks in bed. Then you fantasy would be ruined forever. Fact is no celebrity chick is as good in bed as I imagine her to be when I'm jerking off to her. So for me to fuck one in real life would only be a disappointment.

SBJ · 04-22-2005, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Except:

Hell ya!!

I think it's funny that a lot of guys here said they'd never pay for sex.. What do you call dating?

You don't take a hot girl you wanna get in bed to a nice food joint cause you like the food..

I've never paid for a hooker and I doubt I'd pay 10k to fuck Portman (unless like some said if I could record it cause then it would be worth it)

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