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Rochard · 04-22-2005, 12:54 AM

Have you ever been shot?

In the ass?

By a bb gun?

A long time ago at work I was playing around with someone's g/f. The b/f figured it out over a period of time and one night comes to the back door of the place we were working at. He threw a punch at me, and I kicked his ass.

A half hour later he comes back - I kid you not - with a bb gun. To make a long story short, he shot me in the ass. I ended up in the ER getting a bb pellet pulled from my rear; He ended up in jail for assult.

MetaMan · 04-22-2005, 12:56 AM

i been shot nine times my n*gga thats why i walk funny, hit in the jaw once thats why i talk funny!

Love Brokers · 04-22-2005, 12:59 AM

Shot AT..............Didn't fucking like it one bit!

2HousePlague · 04-22-2005, 01:27 AM

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now --

??

j-

wdsguy · 04-22-2005, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now --

??

j-

This made my day

italianstyle · 04-22-2005, 01:47 AM

I ve been shooted on my back, Somalia 92 . Not nice.

Downtime · 04-22-2005, 01:49 AM

i always killed the other guy first before he could get a shot off

Vitasoy · 04-22-2005, 01:53 AM

Not yet.. knock on wood.

AdPatron · 04-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Never been shot at, I have shot at people though. Make sure you lead your rifle if they're moving.

BIGTYMER · 04-22-2005, 01:54 AM

I've been shot at...

AdPatron · 04-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Stand correct, someone did shoot me with a water gun -lol.

eddie-executive · 04-22-2005, 02:46 AM

I got shot

I had a shell hit my jaw and I didn't wait for the dr to get it out,
it hit my wisdom tooth but i just spit it out.

I don't smile alot cause its nothing pretty, I gotta a purple heart from the war and I never left the city.

True story.

DirtyDanza · 04-22-2005, 02:47 AM

I was shot in afganastan ... but fuck it.. got hit in my hand...

beemk · 04-22-2005, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now --

??

j-

why did she shoot you?

who · 04-22-2005, 02:54 AM

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

sonofsam · 04-22-2005, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

JimmiDean · 04-22-2005, 03:26 AM

Hit by a ricochet from a 9mm handgun over the left eye (nice scar) felt like a fucking baseball bat , knocked me on my ass and I was sure I was dead.
Not fun

2HousePlague · 04-22-2005, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk

why did she shoot you?

Musta been that "Who da Man..." look I gave her after we fucked.

j-

Dirty F · 04-22-2005, 03:43 AM

No, i live in a safe country.

Roald · 04-22-2005, 03:48 AM

Yes, by one of these things!

Dirty F · 04-22-2005, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe

Yes, by one of these things!

And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

Roald · 04-22-2005, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

Stop crying you jealous bitch!

brand0n · 04-22-2005, 06:10 AM

yep
9mm in an attempted car jacking
went into my left arm and came out my shoulder almost blowing my head off

ezrydn · 04-22-2005, 06:18 AM

13 months in Vietnam with the 7th Cavalry. What the fuck do you think?

nmcog · 04-22-2005, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.

I had my head blown off by a mortar in 'nam.

Richdude · 04-22-2005, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

And by a cumshot from Andre.
Ewwwww

PenisFace · 04-22-2005, 07:39 AM

I've been sprayed by airsoft guns, which can hurt like a bitch of the bb's hit bare skin. The worst was when I was shot in the head by a paintball that was fired from about 10 feet away. Holy damn that hurt

Sosa · 04-22-2005, 07:41 AM

we would get into bb gun fights in my friends basement all the time. Got shot in the stomach and the back a few times. Good thing that only happened a few times cuz an eye could have came out

MandyBlake · 04-22-2005, 07:55 AM

been shot by a camera and camcorder but never in the butt by a bb gun;.

mindoza · 04-22-2005, 08:09 AM

No but I once had a guy put a gun to my head in the middle of sex. I did not see it coming. I just stood there frozen in fear!! Nothing even came out of my mouth!! I actually think about it quite often, I can visualize it like it happend yesterday!

The freak was super turned on by provoking fear. The think is I knew him quite well he was my doubles partner in raquetball tounraments, but never saw it coming. Those that seem the most well adjusted and normal are the ones you have to look out for!!

mindoza · 04-22-2005, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Everything is relative, right?

So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION.

As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain.

I was a menace...

Great Story!!! Yeah Karma's a BITCH!!!

Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..."

She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that.

You happy now --

??

j-

Great Story!!!! Yeah Karma is a Bitch!!!!

04-22-2005, 12:54 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,595	Have you ever been shot? Have you ever been shot? In the ass? By a bb gun? A long time ago at work I was playing around with someone's g/f. The b/f figured it out over a period of time and one night comes to the back door of the place we were working at. He threw a punch at me, and I kicked his ass. A half hour later he comes back - I kid you not - with a bb gun. To make a long story short, he shot me in the ass. I ended up in the ER getting a bb pellet pulled from my rear; He ended up in jail for assult. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

04-22-2005, 12:59 AM	#3
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04-22-2005, 01:27 AM	#4
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Everything is relative, right? So, when I was kid -- like 12 -- I had a fondness for toys that sent projectiles through the air at high speed. Now, nothing like a BB-Gun, but pretty much everything short of that -- sling-shots, bows and arrows, catapults, a thousand home-made devices made using coat-hangers and rubber bands, and ONE, extremely cool and radical TENSION RIFLE that fired about 16 heavy-gauge lemon-yellow rubber bands REALLY HARD with DEADLY PRECISION. As you can imagine, I had a lot of fun with this toy. I broke a lot of shit, I tortured a stray dog or two, and I even pelted a few unsuspecting derrieres with Yellow Rubber Pain. I was a menace... Until one day, when the first person I ever had sex with (a much older woman) turned that fucking rifle on my naked ass one day after sex -- and she had this look of "You fucking little fuck, who do you think you are..." She nailed me three times on the ass and thigh -- She SHOT Me, Rochard. She shot me good, and I was never the same after that. You happy now -- ?? j- __________________ tada! Last edited by 2HousePlague; 04-22-2005 at 01:28 AM..

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italianstyle Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 540	I ve been shooted on my back, Somalia 92 . Not nice. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	i always killed the other guy first before he could get a shot off __________________ #27024067

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i been shot nine times my n*gga thats why i walk funny, hit in the jaw once thats why i talk funny!

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eddie-executive Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,061	I got shot I had a shell hit my jaw and I didn't wait for the dr to get it out, it hit my wisdom tooth but i just spit it out. I don't smile alot cause its nothing pretty, I gotta a purple heart from the war and I never left the city. True story. __________________ Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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JimmiDean Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Margarittaville Posts: 3,433	Hit by a ricochet from a 9mm handgun over the left eye (nice scar) felt like a fucking baseball bat , knocked me on my ass and I was sure I was dead. Not fun __________________ My God there's Porn on here! Still on the Beach !!!

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04-22-2005, 06:10 AM	#23
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	yep 9mm in an attempted car jacking went into my left arm and came out my shoulder almost blowing my head off

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04-22-2005, 07:39 AM	#27
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04-22-2005, 07:41 AM	#28
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	we would get into bb gun fights in my friends basement all the time. Got shot in the stomach and the back a few times. Good thing that only happened a few times cuz an eye could have came out

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04-22-2005, 08:09 AM	#30
mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	No but I once had a guy put a gun to my head in the middle of sex. I did not see it coming. I just stood there frozen in fear!! Nothing even came out of my mouth!! I actually think about it quite often, I can visualize it like it happend yesterday! The freak was super turned on by provoking fear. The think is I knew him quite well he was my doubles partner in raquetball tounraments, but never saw it coming. Those that seem the most well adjusted and normal are the ones you have to look out for!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.