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			 Now with more Jayne 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				message to police: try not to shoot anyone on the toilet
			 
			Cop accidentally shoots man while on loo 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	An off-duty policeman's gun went off twice as he pulled down his pants to use the toilet, injuring a man. Officer Craig Clancy was attending a car auction in San Antonio when nature called. As he undid his trousers, the gun fell from its holster. Officer Clancy tried to catch it, but accidentally fired two bullets when his finger grabbed the trigger by mistake. Police spokesman Gabe Trevino told KSAT news: "As Clancy tried to stop the gun from hitting the ground, his finger entered the trigger guard, which cause the weapon to go off twice. "The first bullet went through the wall of the cubicle and through the pants of a man, grazing his leg." The injured man, who was washing his hands at the time, was taken to hospital. The Texan police department for internal affairs is investigating the incident. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1366410.html  | 
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		 I just don't see how that's possible.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Obviously he was just doing that to cover over his toilet noises.  | 
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		 Good thing there wasn't methane in the area. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 damn, twice... smart cop 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Goes to show there is more then one idiot coming from Texas ;) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 they'll let any idiot carry a gun these days 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 jezus I still wonder why some people are allowed to walk with guns 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It looks like someone will have some spending money now. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I dont get how that can happen, Police Officers holsters have a retention system of some sort specifically made to keep the gun from falling out in instances of struggles, foot chases, etc. Straight up carelessness and he is lucky no one was seriously injured. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 I'm sure they DO have some restraint device , but it doesn't work. 
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		 what an idiot. I would own that police department after that. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 No safety? Shouldn't cops have to use safeties? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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