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Old 04-20-2005, 07:33 PM   #1
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So I wake up this morning......

And there is a crow banging against the living room window. Over and over again.

You think it would hit it once and realize it isn't getting out that way.
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:35 PM   #2
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they have very small brains . . .
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:37 PM   #3
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:37 PM   #4
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crows are the smartest animals in the world
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:37 PM   #5
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here we go again....
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:39 PM   #6
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here we go again....

hey asshole we've had this discussion before
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:40 PM   #7
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5 replies and an argument starts already...
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:41 PM   #9
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BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR ASS
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:43 PM   #12
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Well it was smart enough to get into the house. Just not very bright ramming into the window over and over again.

Good thing I still have plastic on them.....made it just bounce right off. Was interesting to watch while I was making coffee this morning.
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:44 PM   #14
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here we go again....
Sounds like an Abbot and Castello routine!

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Only in indiana goodgirl..
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It scares me that this might be true
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:50 PM   #21
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yeah.. they are the dumbest fucking birds.....
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No kidding. Later on, I'm at the doctors office. My son calls me to let me know he got home and it was stuck in the plastic. (I thought it made it out before I left). He got it out of the plastic, then couldn't get it out the door. So I told him to use a broom to guide it to the door. (hoping I didn't make it home to everything broke in the living room from him swinging a broom around).

He got it out.
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and they look like they are disease infested... ack
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No kidding. Later on, I'm at the doctors office. My son calls me to let me know he got home and it was stuck in the plastic. (I thought it made it out before I left). He got it out of the plastic, then couldn't get it out the door. So I told him to use a broom to guide it to the door. (hoping I didn't make it home to everything broke in the living room from him swinging a broom around).

He got it out.
LOL Next time go out in the corn fields and get some corn and drive it out with corn ;) gotta love good ol' indiana :D
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LOL Next time go out in the corn fields and get some corn and drive it out with corn ;) gotta love good ol' indiana :D
There is no corn out there yet.
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There is no corn out there yet.
Can't you use canned corn?
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How did you know? I was thinking that. Metal pallets do wonders.
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Can't you use canned corn?
Now your assume I would have canned corn. Yuck. Is that even real corn?
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so i don't know about crows, but i know that birds will fly into a window repeatedly because they think there's another bird there (the reflection), especially during mating season.
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Old 04-20-2005, 08:13 PM   #34
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he was willing to beat his head in to get in the house
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uhm I think he was trying to get out of the house. ;)
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so i don't know about crows, but i know that birds will fly into a window repeatedly because they think there's another bird there (the reflection), especially during mating season.
Must of already did that. We found an egg in the kitchen sink tonight. It must of been pretty comfy in the house while I was gone. Between beatting itself up on the window and knocking itself out.
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at work pidgens or however the fuck you spell it smack into our windows all the time, then fall about 30 feet and hit the pavement, last one left a perfect outline of his head on the glass, you could use a pencil and draw the birds head perfectly haha
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Crows kinda scare me. They seem evil. They look like they're always pondering how they can peck your eyes out or attack you somehow.
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All I know is, the next crow that wants to CAW CAW CAW outside my window at 5 am is in for a real surprise.

You want corn? How bout frozen corn buckshot? :D
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