Day in the Life of a Republican - GoFuckYourself.com

Downtime · 04-19-2005, 10:57 PM

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his
morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging
liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first
swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe
to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety
and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid
medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning
breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man
liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents
because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was
putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside
and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some
environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from
polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to
work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees
because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public
transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy
liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's
employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his
employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes
unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some
stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his
temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some
bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some
godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who
ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his
below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe
and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more
money over his lifetime.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his
farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is
among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal
fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the
third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home
Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house
didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose
where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on
Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking,
cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't
have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk
show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought
against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our
lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take
care of themselves, just like I have."

Downtime · 04-19-2005, 10:57 PM

that should keep you all happy!

Rorschach · 04-19-2005, 10:58 PM

shut your mouth you stupid cunt

Babaganoosh · 04-19-2005, 10:58 PM

See sig!

Rorschach · 04-19-2005, 11:00 PM

you'd actually have a cool site if it wasn't for those irritating embedded movies

Downtime · 04-19-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

you'd actually have a cool site if it wasn't for those irritating embedded movies

what makes them irritating?

Rorschach · 04-19-2005, 11:10 PM

can't watch them in OSs other than windows unless you go to the trouble of viewing source, fuck that

Downtime · 04-19-2005, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

can't watch them in OSs other than windows unless you go to the trouble of viewing source, fuck that

oh, i gotcha. just have Download Accelerator open and it will auto-dl them all so you can watch them on your own off your hd.

Rorschach · 04-19-2005, 11:18 PM

actually i just worked out that you kindly left the directory open, cheers

some good vids there

http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/files/

woj · 04-19-2005, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

See sig!

some nice quotes there...

EmporerEJ · 04-20-2005, 07:13 PM

You forgot to point out the Republican DIDN'T ASK FOR nor did they WANT any of that bullshit.

tony286 · 04-20-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

You forgot to point out the Republican DIDN'T ASK FOR nor did they WANT any of that bullshit.

oh fucking stooop

fris · 04-20-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

oh, i gotcha. just have Download Accelerator open and it will auto-dl them all so you can watch them on your own off your hd.

you been getting my msgs on icq?

04-19-2005, 10:57 PM	#1
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	Day in the Life of a Republican Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have." __________________ #27024067

04-19-2005, 10:57 PM	#2
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	that should keep you all happy! __________________ #27024067

04-19-2005, 10:58 PM	#4
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	See sig! __________________ I like pie.

04-19-2005, 11:10 PM	#7
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	can't watch them in OSs other than windows unless you go to the trouble of viewing source, fuck that Last edited by Rorschach; 04-19-2005 at 11:11 PM..

04-20-2005, 07:13 PM	#11
EmporerEJ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Political subdivision United States, Continent North America, Planet Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 282	You forgot to point out the Republican DIDN'T ASK FOR nor did they WANT any of that bullshit. __________________ Eric J. White Earn $$$ with the Virtual Sex Machine Affiliate program!

04-19-2005, 11:00 PM	#5
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	you'd actually have a cool site if it wasn't for those irritating embedded movies

04-19-2005, 11:18 PM	#9
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	actually i just worked out that you kindly left the directory open, cheers some good vids there http://www.collegedowntime.com/media/files/