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JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 10:57 PM

I found the way to quit work.

Instead of deleteing all my inbox email I read some of it tonight. Good thing I did too.

1st email I read I was pre-approved for a credit card $100k limit.

2nd email I read some nigerian guy had a death in the family and needs an american help him get some money out of the country. There's only processing fees of like $10k.

So I'm going to take this new credit limit I got with my new pre approved card and take the $10k cash advance and help this poor nigerian fellow out. He promised many riches in exchange for my services.

Wonder how long till my credit card gets here ... I hope nobody else helps this nigerian fellow out in the meantime.

Mike Okitch · 04-20-2005, 11:00 PM

Too late.

Mrs. Abacha is sleeping with me

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:02 PM

But ... But ... he said he still needed my help ...

TDF · 04-20-2005, 11:02 PM

my cut should be here this week

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:03 PM

You knew about this and didn't tell me about it? Wow man I thought we were freinds.

StickyGreen · 04-20-2005, 11:04 PM

you're about to get jacked...

Mike Okitch · 04-20-2005, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

But ... But ... he said he still needed my help ...

That's okay man. I'm not greedy and I'm willing to cut you in.

I'll just need your bank info

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

That's okay man. I'm not greedy and I'm willing to cut you in.

I'll just need your bank info

Pheww good deal I didn't want to miss out ... I'll give it to you in just a second I just need to fill out this important page from ebay and paypal because somehow they lost all my info.

As soon as I'm done filling these 2 pages out I'll forward it to you.

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:12 PM

Good Deal ... Paypal allowed me to move my account to an international account ... I bet I'm the first that signed up with paypal.ru the new international paypal.

Their front page is still under construction but I was sent to one of the back door pages to put all my info in there. :-)

WarChild · 04-20-2005, 11:14 PM

That's not a bad idea. I was thinking of taking my 10 or so a day, pre-approved mortgages and buying some commercial property. I should be able to get a few Million Dollars like that, right?

Dalai lama · 04-20-2005, 11:15 PM

spam = scam

xclusive · 04-20-2005, 11:17 PM

People need to learn how to set thier spam filters

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

That's not a bad idea. I was thinking of taking my 10 or so a day, pre-approved mortgages and buying some commercial property. I should be able to get a few Million Dollars like that, right?

Damnnnn man I didn't think about that. I need to go back through my trash and get all my pre approved mortgages.

Thanks Bro you rock

WarChild · 04-20-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

Damnnnn man I didn't think about that. I need to go back through my trash and get all my pre approved mortgages.

Thanks Bro you rock

Want to pool our resources and build a hotel in Vegas?

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Want to pool our resources and build a hotel in Vegas?

Sure !!!!!

By the looks of things I'm approved for around 3 mill in mortgages and 1/2 mill in credit cards.

What do you have? Do we have enough to contact an investor?

WarChild · 04-20-2005, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

Sure !!!!!

By the looks of things I'm approved for around 3 mill in mortgages and 1/2 mill in credit cards.

What do you have? Do we have enough to contact an investor?

No credit cards, but I probably have up to about $10 Mil in mortgages. We can deffinetly buy some property, and look for investors to build. Maybe Trump will be interested? He'll probably admire our genius.

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

No credit cards, but I probably have up to about $10 Mil in mortgages. We can deffinetly buy some property, and look for investors to build. Maybe Trump will be interested? He'll probably admire our genius.

Don't forget now when I get that nigerian payoff thats anout couple mill there too.

We should have the land 100% paid for. ... We are already ahead

Snake Doctor · 04-20-2005, 11:31 PM

Hey man if you wanna go in half on the 10K for the Nigerian dude let me know. I just got an email telling me I can get a 500K home equity loan for only $600 a month.

Once we have all the nigerian cash we'll get pussy galore, between all the bling plus the 3 inches I'm going to add to my penis.
But that was another email

Snake Doctor · 04-20-2005, 11:33 PM

Damn the people at regents bank must be psychic.

I was thinking of opening an account there this morning, and now they've sent me an email saying they need to verify my info.
This is one advanced marketing strategy they have.

I'll be right back, going to go give them all my credit card numbers now.

WarChild · 04-20-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

Don't forget now when I get that nigerian payoff thats anout couple mill there too.

We should have the land 100% paid for. ... We are already ahead

Alright let's get this rolling.

Can you email your SSN, driver's license number, birthdate and place of birth? Make sure to include a large copy of your signature, I have to know it's you.

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Hey man if you wanna go in half on the 10K for the Nigerian dude let me know. I just got an email telling me I can get a 500K home equity loan for only $600 a month.

Once we have all the nigerian cash we'll get pussy galore, between all the bling plus the 3 inches I'm going to add to my penis.
But that was another email

No problem bro. You want in on this casino/hotel deal in vegas too?

Only 3 inches? you got the wrong email man mine said 6 inches guaranteed. Well 3 inches from the pills and another 3 from the extender. But I can do the math and know thats 6 inches. My wife will be pleased to know I'll have 7 inches by next month :-)

Oh hey I just got my confirmation email from paypal.ru too they want me to open a premier business account they only need my credit card number ... I'll be right back have to fill out this other form for them.

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Alright let's get this rolling.

Can you email your SSN, driver's license number, birthdate and place of birth? Make sure to include a large copy of your signature, I have to know it's you.

Email sent. Do you need my mothers maiden name by any chance?

WarChild · 04-20-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

Email sent. Do you need my mothers maiden name by any chance?

That's cool, you sent enough info to get started.

Does anyone have a good translator? I have a bunch of potential opportunities in my inbox written in languages I can't read.

Wiggles · 04-20-2005, 11:42 PM

I will pay you $1million dollars, but first you must send me 100k

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

I will pay you $1million dollars, but first you must send me 100k

Your prices are way to high man. Thats why people outsource nowadays. This Nigerian dude will give me 2million dollars and it only cost me a 10k processing fee.

Snake Doctor · 04-20-2005, 11:49 PM

I just got back but now paypal needs me to verify my info.

Its a good thing I keep all my card numbers stored here on my computer....makes it alot easier than typing them out everytime, and its secure and everything.

BTW anyone know why coolsearch.com keeps popping up windows on me?

JFPdude · 04-20-2005, 11:54 PM

wow my windows has coolsearch.com installed too. I was told thats an upgrade from google. It searches faster. And I know it's true too because when I do a search with cool search my lights on my router and cable modem start blinking really fast for a few minutes.

baddog · 04-21-2005, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

wow my windows has coolsearch.com installed too. I was told thats an upgrade from google. It searches faster. And I know it's true too because when I do a search with cool search my lights on my router and cable modem start blinking really fast for a few minutes.

okay, that was funny.

JFPdude · 04-21-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

okay, that was funny.

I'm here all week.

Don't forget to tip the bartender on the way out.

AdultMovies.bz · 04-21-2005, 12:22 AM

I've notice a lot of this nigerial bullshit on ebay too, I was advertising one of my old mobile phones and I got like 3 people contacting me saying that they have a g/f in nigeria or something and they can only pay via bidpay or something but I have to post to Nigeria or somethin lol

Entropy · 04-21-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

2nd email I read some nigerian guy had a death in the family and needs an american help him get some money out of the country. There's only processing fees of like $10k.

I hope nobody else helps this nigerian fellow out in the meantime.

You know Joomba too?

04-20-2005, 10:57 PM	#1
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	No More Work for Me I found the way to quit work. Instead of deleteing all my inbox email I read some of it tonight. Good thing I did too. 1st email I read I was pre-approved for a credit card $100k limit. 2nd email I read some nigerian guy had a death in the family and needs an american help him get some money out of the country. There's only processing fees of like $10k. So I'm going to take this new credit limit I got with my new pre approved card and take the $10k cash advance and help this poor nigerian fellow out. He promised many riches in exchange for my services. Wonder how long till my credit card gets here ... I hope nobody else helps this nigerian fellow out in the meantime.

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JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	Good Deal ... Paypal allowed me to move my account to an international account ... I bet I'm the first that signed up with paypal.ru the new international paypal. Their front page is still under construction but I was sent to one of the back door pages to put all my info in there. :-)

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Damn the people at regents bank must be psychic. I was thinking of opening an account there this morning, and now they've sent me an email saying they need to verify my info. This is one advanced marketing strategy they have. I'll be right back, going to go give them all my credit card numbers now. __________________ sig too big

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	I just got back but now paypal needs me to verify my info. Its a good thing I keep all my card numbers stored here on my computer....makes it alot easier than typing them out everytime, and its secure and everything. BTW anyone know why coolsearch.com keeps popping up windows on me? __________________ sig too big

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JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	wow my windows has coolsearch.com installed too. I was told thats an upgrade from google. It searches faster. And I know it's true too because when I do a search with cool search my lights on my router and cable modem start blinking really fast for a few minutes.

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AdultMovies.bz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Your Mum's House Posts: 1,036	I've notice a lot of this nigerial bullshit on ebay too, I was advertising one of my old mobile phones and I got like 3 people contacting me saying that they have a g/f in nigeria or something and they can only pay via bidpay or something but I have to post to Nigeria or somethin lol __________________ $8.35 High-Usage Adult Hosting: 510GB Storage + 5010GB Bandwidth + SQL + SSL + Free Domain With Whois Privacy. Use this Coupon Code for extra 25GB Storage Space when you join: 25freegb