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**Shoehorn!** · 07-07-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

For Zsa Zsa. In all the confusion today it was forgotten.

On a side note, the cult membership is moving along nicely. If you haven't yet enrolled please let me know. There's a written exam. If you pass, I'll give you a cool nick name like Brother Love Goat, and you're in.

We meet mostly on weekends for checkers. We also get together for our monthly "Two for Jewsday" on the third friday of each month.

Will this affect the price of cotton candy futures?

**Deej** · 07-07-2005, 10:21 PM

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-07-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

Will this affect the price of cotton candy futures?

Traders tell me there's nothing to worry about in the cotton candy market, but pork bellies should trend lower once the full impact of this news is realized.

On a side note DO NOT eat chili from Chili's. You'd think it'd be good, but it isn't.

**newbreed** · 07-07-2005, 10:24 PM

There it is folks, Gza Gza

**Shoehorn!** · 07-07-2005, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

Traders tell me there's nothing to worry about in the cotton candy market, but pork bellies should trend lower once the full impact of this news is realized.

On a side note DO NOT eat chili from Chili's. You'd think it'd be good, but it isn't.

I heard that if you take your shoes off fast enough that sometimes your socks come right off with them. I can think of at least two situations where that would be useful.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 07-07-2005, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

For Zsa Zsa. In all the confusion today it was forgotten.

On a side note, the cult membership is moving along nicely. If you haven't yet enrolled please let me know. There's a written exam. If you pass, I'll give you a cool nick name like Brother Love Goat, and you're in.

We meet mostly on weekends for checkers. We also get together for our monthly "Two for Jewsday" on the third friday of each month.

It was just a stroke. Zsa Zsa will be back up and slapping cops before you can name all of her former husbands.

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**newbreed** · 07-07-2005, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

It was just a stroke. Zsa Zsa will be back up and slapping cops before you can name all of her former husbands.

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**Theo The Theologian** · 07-07-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

I heard that if you take your shoes off fast enough that sometimes your socks come right off with them. I can think of at least two situations where that would be useful.

You truly are a gifted man Brother Shoehorn.

**Shoehorn!** · 07-07-2005, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

You truly are a gifted man Brother Shoehorn.

I ate peanut butter on waffles for breakfast today. It was delicious, although I can't take credit for coming up with the idea. I do suggest you give it a try at your next meal of breakfast food.

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-07-2005, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn

I ate peanut butter on waffles for breakfast today. It was delicious, although I can't take credit for coming up with the idea. I do suggest you give it a try at your next meal of breakfast food.

I will certainly consider it, and please when sitting down to your next meal please consider that with each bite, somewhere in the World someone's pet is lost.

**Malicious Biz** · 07-07-2005, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

I'll give you a cool nick name like Brother Love Goat, and you're in.

That was hilarious.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 07-07-2005, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

I will certainly consider it, and please when sitting down to your next meal please consider that with each bite, somewhere in the World someone's pet is lost.

So, if you swallow without chewing does that mean a pet is found, or do you just have to wait 15 minutes longer before going back into the water?

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**Theo The Theologian** · 07-07-2005, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So, if you swallow without chewing does that mean a pet is found, or do you just have to wait 15 minutes longer before going back into the water?

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I'm sorry. Lost as in dead. I was being sensitive to those that might read this thread that have *lost* a pet.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 07-07-2005, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

I'm sorry. Lost as in dead. I was being sensitive to those that might read this thread that have *lost* a pet.

What are you saying?!?

That my goldfish isn't actually swimming in the pipes, and my pet hamster that quit running on the wheel when I was a kid wasn't just resting and didn't really go to work for NASA?

This metaphysical stuff is heavy.

Time for another Zsa Zsa moment while I try to sort this out...

I may need some waffles with peanut butter before this is over (although now I'm afraid to chew, knowing that innocent pets are being "lost").

I blame this all on the Gabor Sisters!!!

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