So we bought a Midget today - GoFuckYourself.com

Downtime · 04-13-2005, 07:16 PM

Yes, we bought a fucking dwarf, for 2 full weeks to walk around his Canadian college's campus with CollegeDowntime.com on his fucking forehead. The dude is 3'7", and he only costs $30 bucks

He says he has an audience of 30,000 people a day that see him, but quite frankly I could care less if just one person saw him for even $100 bucks. It's just too sweet!

Here's a link to our eBay purchase: click here .

Fucksakes · 04-13-2005, 07:17 PM

lol what an idiot.

AdultInsider Cloner · 04-13-2005, 07:20 PM

Hahahahaha Oh god.

Spunky · 04-13-2005, 07:42 PM

Lol..for 33 bucks he's going to walk around with that on his forehead for 2 weeks...bullshit

skillfull · 04-13-2005, 07:43 PM

hahaha cool marketing ;)

mastermikex · 04-13-2005, 07:44 PM

I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass

nofx · 04-13-2005, 07:44 PM

$30 for 2 weeks ?

ugh, he must be retarded

collegedowntimeb · 04-13-2005, 07:46 PM

Even if he dont do it $33 aint a big deal if I was him I would tell us to fuck off haha

Harmon · 04-13-2005, 07:47 PM

You should hire him to hook up with some of his college slut friends and fuck them... for just a couple dollars more

wargames · 04-13-2005, 07:54 PM

What the fuck do you need the dwarf for?

pxxx · 04-13-2005, 07:57 PM

How fun is it to have your own dwarf.

Downtime · 04-13-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames

What the fuck do you need the dwarf for?

Because he's a dwarf.

collegedowntimeb · 04-13-2005, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastermikex

I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass

I saw that one to funny shit

the_wizz · 04-13-2005, 08:40 PM

Nice.... hope you get pics.

nofx · 04-13-2005, 08:41 PM

I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.

Easton · 04-13-2005, 08:43 PM

great deal, i'd have done that for Extreme Holly too!

collegedowntimeb · 04-13-2005, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.

I am sure he wasnt planning on only getting $33 but its his own fault for doing a no reserve auction.

L0rdJuni0r · 04-13-2005, 09:01 PM

parazzi · 04-13-2005, 09:05 PM

that's tooo funny!

Platinumpimp · 04-13-2005, 09:05 PM

You selling laptops too I see

sumphatpimp · 04-13-2005, 09:08 PM

that is a great start but now you need to get others at various schools to do the same. then you will make the cash!

Fake Nick · 04-13-2005, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I will paypal you $50 if you get him to write KILLPOLICE.COM on a white shirt and wear only that shirt it for 2 weeks, seriously.

collegedowntimeb · 04-13-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

You selling laptops too I see

When I get my hands on them.... why you in the market?

LittleMack · 04-13-2005, 10:03 PM

Now that is fucking great....

collegedowntimeb · 04-14-2005, 09:16 PM

This guy better start responding to my emails!

mikeyddddd · 04-14-2005, 11:25 PM

It's a good deal if the little fucker does it - what if he puts CollegeDowntime.com on his forehead and sucks on his chin?

Not that it makes any difference. Pub is pub. Ya got a $33 midget

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-14-2005, 11:43 PM

why didn't u make it $50, im sure that's gonna be of great help to him & obviously a fair deal

foxylady · 04-14-2005, 11:46 PM

he look's he is very nice guy

Downtime · 04-15-2005, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxylady

he look's he is very nice guy

come again?

reynold · 04-15-2005, 01:19 AM

pretty funny dude

JFK · 04-15-2005, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastermikex

I saw on CSI on the episode about the little people, that the ones with regular sized heads are like the GODS of dwarfs...this guy looks like his head is pretty normal, i'm sure he gets all the dwarfette ass

Hey I saw that episode as well, didnt realise they have conventions

That would be an interesting shoot

Iron Mike · 04-15-2005, 04:26 AM

For god's sake dwarf-toosing is banned now...

s9ann0 · 04-15-2005, 04:29 AM

i want one!

DutchTeenCash · 04-15-2005, 04:34 AM

damn I should bid $50

ModelPerfect · 04-15-2005, 04:45 AM

How would you ever prove he actually did it?

sweetcuties · 04-15-2005, 04:51 AM

before i clicked, i though you got the 70's car... that lil roadster. good marketing. about to hit you on icq

gangbangjoe · 04-15-2005, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

You should hire him to hook up with some of his college slut friends and fuck them... for just a couple dollars more

your sig sucks

the midget rules

collegedowntimeb · 04-15-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

why didn't u make it $50, im sure that's gonna be of great help to him & obviously a fair deal

I bid $100 but if you have ever bought anything on ebay you know that it wont go that high unless someone else bids you up!

jimb · 04-15-2005, 11:04 AM

if this guy comes through you def. gotta post pics....

Jim

pornguy · 04-15-2005, 11:06 AM

That is funny, but sad at the same time.

Manowar · 04-15-2005, 11:15 AM

collegedowntimeb · 04-15-2005, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

That is funny, but sad at the same time.

Whats really sad is the amount of tools on ebay trying to sell there foreheads for money..... there is this old nasty lookin chick on there calling her self a hot woman i think she wants like 20 grand for a month of advertising on her forehead and she lives in some po-dunk town in wisconsin

Twe Russ · 04-20-2005, 10:45 AM

Great Buy!

ArkansasDave · 04-20-2005, 10:48 AM

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Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	So we bought a Midget today Yes, we bought a fucking dwarf, for 2 full weeks to walk around his Canadian college's campus with CollegeDowntime.com on his fucking forehead. The dude is 3'7", and he only costs $30 bucks He says he has an audience of 30,000 people a day that see him, but quite frankly I could care less if just one person saw him for even $100 bucks. It's just too sweet! Here's a link to our eBay purchase: click here . __________________ #27024067

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