Dog disguise business blowin' up, i've got another business venture..

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  • assmunk
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 1101

    #1

    Dog disguise business blowin' up, i've got another business venture..

    Since 'there is no money in porn'...I've just started a new business. I've got "great" Lookalikes who are willing to perform in different settings...For example

    Throw a party and invite MY Albie Einstein lookalike to celebrate your kid's outstanding math grades. He 'sells like mad' so be prepared and BOOK AHEAD



    or, if you feel like a real virtual pimp...Throw a SWINGIN'-SHAGGIN' party in your yard and invite the guy that put the 'ooth' in SMOOTH...AUSTIN POWERS!!!!!!



    OR

    Care to surprise your better half with the night of her life? Set the mood and invite....



    PLUS




    THAT'S RIGHT....Barbra Streisand *AND* Tom Selleck(All proceeds from their bookings will go the 'PLASTIC-SURGERY-FOR-BARBRA-TO-BETTER-THE-PLANET fund!)

    Feel free to visit my site for MORE SUPERSTARS like the ones listed above....

    LIMITED TIME OFFER:
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    All GFY users will get 30% off on ALL bookings and on *ANY* of the DOG DISGUISE kits in July!!!!!!!!!!!
    ACT NOW!
    Visit my sites for more:

    SUPERSTARS IN YOUR BACKYARD FOR CHEAP:
    http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...ikes/index.htm

    DOG DISGUISE KITS:
    http://www.attackchi.org.au/kits.htm

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    Kay


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    The above post is for entertainment purposes ONLY! (READ: I don't own ANY of those fucking whacked out sites, kids...)
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  • assmunk
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 1101

    #2
    ps. you are NOT allowed to post images from my celebrity lookalikes web site in this thread!!!!



    ok...i changed my mind, you are...
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    • brand0n
      been very busy
      • Nov 2002
      • 26983

      #3
      you have 2 much free time
      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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      • assmunk
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2005
        • 1101

        #4
        youre right, i do...and im gonna enjoy every minute of it until i do...
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