Rules I want for the fight - GoFuckYourself.com

DirtyDanza · 04-18-2005, 05:28 PM

Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match

any bets made on either fighter the fighter gets 10% of

we both use 4oz gloves

neutral ref who has ref'd at least 20 MMA matches will ref the match

fight will stop due to cuts if ringside doctor says so

both parties will garn a mouth piece

ref can stop the fight at any time

no one from any side can enter the ring / mat / cage/ fighting arena where fighters are fighting..

either side can and will throw in the towel if they think it's called for..

we do 1 10 count or a tapout ends the fight..

we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

I don't think I am being un fair asking for these rules.... they can rebuttle with what they want as well....

FabianC · 04-18-2005, 05:35 PM

Your rules sound fair. I'd be surprised if Team Kimbo doesn't jump on this

MickeyG · 04-18-2005, 05:36 PM

19.95 to watch you get your ass beat? lol I'll wait for the torrent

Spunky · 04-18-2005, 05:37 PM

I would ask for bigger gloves..like 20 oz..soften the blows a bit

DirtyDanza · 04-18-2005, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

I would ask for bigger gloves..like 20 oz..soften the blows a bit

I can;t really get any locks on with 20ox gloves... plus they feel like 5lbs after about 30 sec's if throwing blows which I plan on not doing

Marcus Aurelius · 04-18-2005, 05:39 PM

I'll bring clyde.

Theo · 04-18-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS

plus they feel like 5lbs after about 30 sec's

lol true

The Other Sweetie · 04-18-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS

Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match

I'd love to see just how "neutral" someone stays when they're holding $120,000 cash in their hands. Better make it a crippled midget with no legs so he can't run off with it.

Platinumpimp · 04-18-2005, 05:42 PM

Hmm so you really up for it...

I think team Kimbo will agree and I will happily pay the 20 bucks to watch...LOL

Fake Nick · 04-18-2005, 05:44 PM

I will be waiting for the torrent ;)

justsexxx · 04-18-2005, 05:44 PM

I would pay for sure. Please let it host by some quality company, I want a good view

Icon · 04-18-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS

Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match
we both use 4oz gloves

neutral ref who has ref'd at least 20 MMA matches will ref the match

fight will stop due to cuts if ringside doctor says so

both parties will garn a mouth piece

Hitting Kimbo might piss him off......

04-18-2005, 05:45 PM

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Theo · 04-18-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick

I will be waiting for the torrent ;)

if its a 10sec fight wont be a torrent possible due to small filesize!

Babaganoosh · 04-18-2005, 05:46 PM

I'd pay to see it. Hell, I'll go watch it in person.

sonofsam · 04-18-2005, 05:47 PM

i'm going to break into a museum tonight and steal you Knight Armor for your fight.. something like this..

something along the lines of this, interested?

Pleasurepays · 04-18-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS

we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

i might be a little off here but.... isn't this fight illegal? i would definately talk to an attorney before thinking about trying to stream it for money or selling a dvd.

04-18-2005, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

i might be a little off here but.... isn't this fight illegal? i would definately talk to an attorney before thinking about trying to stream it for money or selling a dvd.

No shit. You just can't go streaming illegal fights over the Internet and not expect anything to happen. The thing they were trying to get going before with webmasterboxing.com was going to have to be approved by the state boxing commission, follow weight classes, etc.

They will have to keep this underground if it is going to happen at all.

skillfull · 04-18-2005, 06:10 PM

cant wait to see it ;)

Illicit · 04-18-2005, 06:11 PM

I wont pay $20 to watch you get your ass handed to you in 4 seconds

Young · 04-18-2005, 06:12 PM

Are you serious about the whole illegal thing?

escorpio · 04-18-2005, 06:12 PM

I'd also request that Kimbo's shoes be nailed to the floor, his hands tied behind his back and that he be given a strong animal tranquilizer 20 minutes before the fight.

Makingcoin · 04-18-2005, 06:13 PM

Sounds pretty fair to me. I don't see why kimbo's crew wouldn't agree.

Anthony · 04-18-2005, 06:14 PM

You didn't have rules when you made the challenge, why make them now?

This fight will not happen.

There were legal issues with Gannon/Kimbo fight with streaming and DVD.

CybermedAndy · 04-18-2005, 06:15 PM

Might wanna re-think the "ref can stop it at anytime" rule Danza, with that much money up for grabs could make for trouble (ie ref stops it "too soon" , etc)

DirtyDanza · 04-18-2005, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

You didn't have rules when you made the challenge, why make them now?

This fight will not happen.

There were legal issues with Gannon/Kimbo fight with streaming and DVD.

there were rules... if you read I said a clean MMA fight.. there are rules

Anthony · 04-18-2005, 06:20 PM

Clean MMA fight.

At the Gannon/Kimbo fight on Gannon's side, there were probably 3 MMA title holders, and everyone was a fighter. I suggest you do t he same on your side.

Good luck finding a sanctioned MMA ref who will do an illegal underground fight.

Go old school UFC. No fish hooking, no nut shots, no eye pokes. Everything else goes.

wallst · 04-18-2005, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

if its a 10sec fight wont be a torrent possible due to small filesize!

so true,,,

polish_aristocrat · 04-19-2005, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

This fight will not happen.

i hope it will...

pradaboy · 04-19-2005, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx

I would pay for sure. Please let it host by some quality company, I want a good view

TechieMedia already stepped up to the plate in the other thread

This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Also the legal issues will stand in the way of a live stream I think.

chronic avenger · 04-19-2005, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i'm going to break into a museum tonight and steal you Knight Armor for your fight.. something like this..

something along the lines of this, interested?

Kimbo can probley punch right through it.

RAM · 04-19-2005, 06:52 AM

that is some crazy shit....I hope this goes down....Love to see it

Trax · 04-19-2005, 06:54 AM

sounds good to me

do it during internext
I wanna see it LIVE

nudecanada · 04-19-2005, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy

This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Exactly. Which is why smokeblower danza is making up rules as they go along - rules he knows ND won't agree to.

ModelPerfect · 04-19-2005, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty_DS

any bets made on either fighter the fighter gets 10% of

we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest

both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter..

All this sounds like a way to cover your losses if you lose. If you're confident about winning, risk your $60K and be happy if you win double your money. It'll be a lot less headaches to you, legally...

Trax · 04-19-2005, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy

TechieMedia already stepped up to the plate in the other thread

This fight won't happen though, ND will not comply to these rules. They stated they did not want PPV or any other shit... just a simple fight.

Also the legal issues will stand in the way of a live stream I think.

good point...

loverboy · 04-19-2005, 07:13 AM

can't wait to see the show, goodluck to both fighters.

ModelPerfect · 04-19-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Clean MMA fight.

At the Gannon/Kimbo fight on Gannon's side, there were probably 3 MMA title holders, and everyone was a fighter. I suggest you do t he same on your side.

Good luck finding a sanctioned MMA ref who will do an illegal underground fight.

Go old school UFC. No fish hooking, no nut shots, no eye pokes. Everything else goes.

What's your story, Anthony? Listening to you talk, you seem pretty humble (in a martial sense). Usually that's a far better indication of a knowledgeable fighter than someone blabbing about wins and unsubstantiated rank.

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:16 AM

Bet on Danza..

I can assure you the BP4L will have a fix on this one and that Kimbo will Lay it down for Danza.

Anyone wanna bet against me?

Tala · 04-19-2005, 07:20 AM

Something else that I'm apparently out of the loop for. Damn there's a lot of that going around these days.

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:21 AM

Again..

Anyone want to bet against me?

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:22 AM

Danza, ill be in Vegas May 12th..

Im gunna go and spend the night at Spearment Rhino..

Let me know if you are game. Would love to shoot the shit with ya.

Family Gathering.

Shags · 04-19-2005, 07:25 AM

Who is Kimbo?

dennisthemenace · 04-19-2005, 07:26 AM

Also don't think it will happen but would pay to see it.

Harmon · 04-19-2005, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Shags

Who is Kimbo?

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:31 AM

BP4L..

He likes to think he puts the "4" in BP4L..

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:34 AM

Kimbo is a bad ass mother fucker no doubt...

But he's good people..

Id pay to see My bro Danza and Kimbo go at it..

A family afair.

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:38 AM

Besides this isnt the first time we've had family in the ring and organized events.

We used to do it all the time...

My Cousin Exxotica

BP4L

Hurting people is nothing new.
This guy had to be carried out in a stretcher.

boneprone · 04-19-2005, 07:41 AM

Id love to help organize and make this event happen.

Its been a few years since ive done one.

But, yeah lets make it a BP4L event..

Just let me know and I can help make it happen.

Cassie · 04-19-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Other Sweetie

I'd love to see just how "neutral" someone stays when they're holding $120,000 cash in their hands. Better make it a crippled midget with no legs so he can't run off with it.

04-18-2005, 05:28 PM	#1
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,370	Rules I want for the fight Both Parties bring cash to the match and a neutral party holds till end of match any bets made on either fighter the fighter gets 10% of we both use 4oz gloves neutral ref who has ref'd at least 20 MMA matches will ref the match fight will stop due to cuts if ringside doctor says so both parties will garn a mouth piece ref can stop the fight at any time no one from any side can enter the ring / mat / cage/ fighting arena where fighters are fighting.. either side can and will throw in the towel if they think it's called for.. we do 1 10 count or a tapout ends the fight.. we will stream the fight for a fee of 19.95 which each fighter will get 10% of and the sponsors who sponsor the fight gets the rest both parties will agree on dvd deal with a 50/50 split to each fighter.. I don't think I am being un fair asking for these rules.... they can rebuttle with what they want as well.... __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

04-18-2005, 05:37 PM	#4
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04-18-2005, 05:42 PM	#9
Platinumpimp Logos and such. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kingdom of the Netherlands Posts: 10,214	Hmm so you really up for it... I think team Kimbo will agree and I will happily pay the 20 bucks to watch...LOL __________________ I design logo's.

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04-18-2005, 05:35 PM	#2
FabianC Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 1,616	Your rules sound fair. I'd be surprised if Team Kimbo doesn't jump on this

04-18-2005, 05:36 PM	#3
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	19.95 to watch you get your ass beat? lol I'll wait for the torrent

04-18-2005, 05:39 PM	#6
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I'll bring clyde.

04-18-2005, 05:44 PM	#10
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	I will be waiting for the torrent ;)

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i'm going to break into a museum tonight and steal you Knight Armor for your fight.. something like this.. something along the lines of this, interested? __________________ I like turtles.

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04-18-2005, 06:11 PM	#20
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I wont pay $20 to watch you get your ass handed to you in 4 seconds __________________ Insert Sig Here

04-18-2005, 06:12 PM	#21
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04-18-2005, 06:12 PM	#22
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,133	I'd also request that Kimbo's shoes be nailed to the floor, his hands tied behind his back and that he be given a strong animal tranquilizer 20 minutes before the fight. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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04-18-2005, 06:14 PM	#24
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	You didn't have rules when you made the challenge, why make them now? This fight will not happen. There were legal issues with Gannon/Kimbo fight with streaming and DVD.

04-18-2005, 06:15 PM	#25
CybermedAndy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,170	Might wanna re-think the "ref can stop it at anytime" rule Danza, with that much money up for grabs could make for trouble (ie ref stops it "too soon" , etc) __________________ Add some upsell items to your pages here!

04-18-2005, 06:20 PM	#27
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Clean MMA fight. At the Gannon/Kimbo fight on Gannon's side, there were probably 3 MMA title holders, and everyone was a fighter. I suggest you do t he same on your side. Good luck finding a sanctioned MMA ref who will do an illegal underground fight. Go old school UFC. No fish hooking, no nut shots, no eye pokes. Everything else goes.

04-19-2005, 06:52 AM	#32
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04-19-2005, 06:54 AM	#33
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	sounds good to me do it during internext I wanna see it LIVE

04-19-2005, 07:13 AM	#37
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	can't wait to see the show, goodluck to both fighters.

04-19-2005, 07:16 AM	#39
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Bet on Danza.. I can assure you the BP4L will have a fix on this one and that Kimbo will Lay it down for Danza. Anyone wanna bet against me? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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04-19-2005, 07:22 AM	#42
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Danza, ill be in Vegas May 12th.. Im gunna go and spend the night at Spearment Rhino.. Let me know if you are game. Would love to shoot the shit with ya. Family Gathering. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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04-19-2005, 07:31 AM	#46
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04-19-2005, 07:34 AM	#47
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Kimbo is a bad ass mother fucker no doubt... But he's good people.. Id pay to see My bro Danza and Kimbo go at it.. A family afair. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

04-19-2005, 07:38 AM	#48
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Besides this isnt the first time we've had family in the ring and organized events. We used to do it all the time... My Cousin Exxotica BP4L Hurting people is nothing new. This guy had to be carried out in a stretcher. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 04-19-2005 at 07:40 AM..

04-19-2005, 07:41 AM	#49
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Id love to help organize and make this event happen. Its been a few years since ive done one. But, yeah lets make it a BP4L event.. Just let me know and I can help make it happen. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.