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Dagwolf · 04-18-2005, 04:27 PM

How Prozac saved my marriage
By Irene Duma

I used to be a real horror to live with. I nagged, and pestered Walter constantly trying to get him to pick up after himself, to get a job, or even just to acknowledge me when I spoke to him. But nothing seemed to work. Instead he just spent more time in front of the TV, drinking beer and polishing his guns.

I was getting more and more unhappy. My mother tried to console me by saying that at least he didn't cheat on me, but it only brought tears to my eyes. I yelled at myself for not being Christian enough to forget about those flings with the Hooter girls.

I turned to our priest, who said I should be more womanly and generous, so, I volunteered at the local old age home. Sure it was nice getting out of the house, and I managed to earn a bit of money beating the residents at poker, but I still didn't feel better.

It got so bad that I thought of leaving him, but thankfully my mother reminded me that no man is going to want a used woman...[more]

04-18-2005, 04:31 PM

Dagwolf · 04-18-2005, 07:07 PM

Too much reading for most, I guess.

myjah · 04-18-2005, 07:12 PM

HaHa! I even took the 'quiz' that followed. Funny stuff.

thefool · 04-18-2005, 07:42 PM

took the quiz, guess I'm ok without prozac for the time being

great story

ULVideo · 04-18-2005, 10:01 PM

I thought you were going to say "Since I can't get it up anymore, I stopped chasing hookers".

reynold · 04-19-2005, 02:31 AM

that is a great story.

04-18-2005, 04:27 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	How Prozac saved my marriage How Prozac saved my marriage By Irene Duma I used to be a real horror to live with. I nagged, and pestered Walter constantly trying to get him to pick up after himself, to get a job, or even just to acknowledge me when I spoke to him. But nothing seemed to work. Instead he just spent more time in front of the TV, drinking beer and polishing his guns. I was getting more and more unhappy. My mother tried to console me by saying that at least he didn't cheat on me, but it only brought tears to my eyes. I yelled at myself for not being Christian enough to forget about those flings with the Hooter girls. I turned to our priest, who said I should be more womanly and generous, so, I volunteered at the local old age home. Sure it was nice getting out of the house, and I managed to earn a bit of money beating the residents at poker, but I still didn't feel better. It got so bad that I thought of leaving him, but thankfully my mother reminded me that no man is going to want a used woman...[more] __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

04-18-2005, 07:07 PM	#3
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Too much reading for most, I guess. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

04-18-2005, 07:12 PM	#4
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	HaHa! I even took the 'quiz' that followed. Funny stuff. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

04-18-2005, 07:42 PM	#5
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	took the quiz, guess I'm ok without prozac for the time being great story __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

04-18-2005, 10:01 PM	#6
ULVideo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New York Posts: 405	I thought you were going to say "Since I can't get it up anymore, I stopped chasing hookers".

04-19-2005, 02:31 AM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	that is a great story.

04-18-2005, 04:31 PM	#2
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