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Got pulled over just 25 mins ago on way to wedding...
Fucking pigs thought I was a wanted murderer that killed his entire family last week. They cuffed me, roughed me up placed me against the hood and ramsacked my car searching for the weapon used.
Then I heard exactly what I was hoping to hear them say "Sir, we got the wrong guy" Then as quick as that they uncuffed me, apologized and took off in a fury of lights and sirens. After I called the fucking precinct to find out why the fuck they thought I was him it turns out that the fugituve has the EXACT same car as mine. The liscence plate is off by ONE character too. How freaky is that? Anyways, those pigs have a law suit on their hands. Needless to say I won't be making it to my friend's wedding. ![]() |
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How did your face get bloody? They punched you or what?
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Ryde or Die
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You got fucking owned
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holy fucking shit. it's lawsuit time. what color ferrari will you be buying?
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Face meets hood of police car. This is the guy they are after. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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oh shit, that looks bad
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Naw, it's cool, their just doing their job, I am seeking for medical bills and that's it.
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March 1st, 2003
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Damn dude...I wouldn't clean up one bit...I'd call a lawyer and head straight for a hospital and wait until he's there with a camera.
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OWNED baby!!!!!!!!!
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i have man boobies
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buy me something pretty with your millions
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No Refunds Issued.
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hahahaha
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sorry, it's probably not funny...
but at the same time pretty funny ![]() |
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Who gets married on a Tuesday?
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damnnn you got your ass fuckin, BEAT!
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I think a beating was called for ![]() I'm not impressed but at the same time, I can understand what happened. Which is why I am only seeking medical bill,s which isn't much considering I live in the land of free health care. Only thing I will have to pay for is when I got for xrays to make sure I'm ok. |
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So Fucking Banned
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i have man boobies
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ouch, that really you?
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Dude call a lawyer and sue there asses fuck that shit they have no right to do that to you.
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Which is why there is a judge and jury to exact punishment. |
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is that a vinyl suit/tux?
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Pounding Googlebot
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That is seriously from being hit against the hood of your car? That looks much more severe. Either way, definitely get pics and go to a hospital.
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Let's do some business!
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Hey... maybe you're too stupid to notice, but your girlfriend is cheating on you. How do I know this? You have a white baby!
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And you rushed back to post here? If you're really interested in getting your bills taken care of, why aren't you at the hospital or at the police station filing a report?
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Ransacked? What's a Ramsack?
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I am a meat popsicle.
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I think he meant Ramstein. Du Hast!
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25 minutes ago, eh? And now you're on GFY?
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Damn, that is really messed up.
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Nice joke...
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that pic is so old
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(--- not buyin it.
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That's just wrong. They are in fault big time, don't give in.
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LOL. That's not Chris.
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Anyone who is dumb enough to belive this post should log off now. How is one on the way to a wedding and 25 minutes after being roughed up pretty bad have a picture taken AND be talking about it on GFY. Shouldn't he still be at the hospital? Maybe still working on his statement to the police dept? lol - nice try tho
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