101 things to do with mayonaise

[BukkakeBrown]

1. make a sandwich
2. masterbate

anyone got anything else to contribute?

[Lycanthrope]

This works with Arby's Horsey Sauce, but could apply to mayo as well:

Make phallic shapes out of the foil sandwich wrappers and shoot a nice stream of fake jipe with it across the table.

[RRRED]

It can make a good hair conditioner if you don't mind the smell

[ukxtra]

1. make a sandwich
2. masterbate

anyone got anything else to contribute?

Yeah, seek help...NOW!

[KRL]

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

[RRRED]

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

I was just going to mention that you could use it to spackle small holes in the wall too but I don't want to freak you out

[Dalai lama]

Put it on a sausage... or meat...

[mayon]

all food related,
i tried it on steam fish, i loved it !

[woj]

makes a great replacement for toothpaste as well

[Spunky]

Use it as lube

[Tala]

Something told me not to open this thread.

[kernelpanic]

When did Marthat Stewart become a GFY Mod?

Jesus Christ what's this board coming too?

downhill rapidly.....

[acctman]

cleans toilet water stains

[tony286]

put in cakes makes them extra moist

[hilly]

Its a good floor polish

[Babagirls]

adds fat to your thighs

[Martina Warren]

Mayo all over fries, Yum

[Damian_Maxcash]

Mayo all over fries, Yum

You stole my suggestion

Now I have to think of another one

[zentz]

good product to be sold in the stores

[Jakke PNG]

replace your friends toothpaste with mayo when he's not looking. guaranteed to throw up.

[kowntafit]

Not a huge mayo fan.

[Jakke PNG]

makes a great replacement for toothpaste as well

damn. woj was too quick again.

[naugthygUrL]

It can make a good hair conditioner if you don't mind the smell

yeah! i used to do that..

[Digibucks]

my friend used to apply mayoinnaise for hair, thou the smell stinks the hair looks so good

[alec]

Spread it on your early morning fried rice. I'm pretty sure you'll spend the rest of the day in your toilet.

[nico-t]

the local chinese says the 'R' as an 'L'

[rodney25]

Use mayonnaise bottles as inspiration for art.

Check out this link:

http://www.angelfire.com/punk/mayonnaise/Mayonnaise.htm

[Antonio]

cures hemorrhoids, apply generously

[MandyBlake]

put in cakes makes them extra moist

or does it??? lol

[loverboy]

better that catsup

[Manowar]

Use it as lube

[adamneve]

spread and lick

[LittleSassy]

i think i saw a program on tv that they can make pearls out of mayo...