What's a good pick up line for a girl at the gym - GoFuckYourself.com

chaze · 04-14-2005, 12:32 PM

I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there.

Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag?

axelcat · 04-14-2005, 12:33 PM

Just ask, Hey baby can I spot you sometime

psili · 04-14-2005, 12:35 PM

Can you please scratch my nuts for me, I'm in the middle of this set and can't stop.

cyber_ninja · 04-14-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there.

Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag?

just ask her to spot you or drop a wad of cash infront of her

sweetcuties · 04-14-2005, 05:01 PM

Hey, this is a good thread... I'm a member of an exclusive gym and it's not as easy as you'd believe. Some are wearing headphones and some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered... bump

Downtime · 04-14-2005, 05:01 PM

"I agree, you definately could lose some of that weight."

tree · 04-14-2005, 05:01 PM

hey baby, can I buy you a fish sammich?

works every time

pxxx · 04-14-2005, 05:03 PM

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"

JSA Matt · 04-14-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered... bump

hint hint...

Cains · 04-14-2005, 05:05 PM

"so, what's your snatch like?"

04-14-2005, 05:07 PM

You're working on the wrong muscles, baby.. Why don't you come over here so that I can target the right muscles for you?

pxxx · 04-14-2005, 05:07 PM

"I'm like Mcdonalds, because i love to see you smile."

wallst · 04-14-2005, 05:10 PM

point to your stomach and tell them that you got breakfast cooked for them in the morning,,,

Kevsh · 04-14-2005, 05:16 PM

If you see she uses a machine each time she comes in, stand around it before it she comes over next time and look like your confused (better if it's equipment that isn't totally obvious!). Then when she asks if she can "get a few reps in", say "sure", laugh and say "I'm embarassed to admit, but I don't know how to use this!"

You'll win big points for humility: The opposite of a lot of guys at the gym who act and talk like they know everything.

robfantasy · 04-14-2005, 05:18 PM

gym is the worst place to mack girls.. good looking girls are going there to stay in shape not to look for romance.

they are coming alone because they want to actually work out.

best advice is to try to find them outside of the gym and say.... hey dont u work out at (gym name)... i thought ive seen u there. and if they are interested go from there. if not, no harm done and u can keep showing ur face and wont have to switch gyms

ArkansasDave · 04-14-2005, 05:18 PM

jump on the tread-mill and let me chase you...

pxxx · 04-14-2005, 05:19 PM

Most girls at the gym are usually involved in a relationship or married.

robfantasy · 04-14-2005, 05:20 PM

best advice... dont talk to anyone at the gym... put on headphones, avoid eye contact and conversation with everyone.....work out hard with no distractions get fit and look good and u will have no problems getting unlimited pussy outside of the gym.. TRUST ME

Spunky · 04-14-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

Most girls at the gym are usually involved in a relationship or married.

Or intrested in muscle heads who look like Arnold

digi · 04-14-2005, 05:26 PM

gym is probably the worst place to hit on girls

CJTraffic · 04-14-2005, 05:37 PM

Bad place to try and get laid. But, being genuine is always the best approach. A simply, "Hi, my name is." almost always works better than, "Hey baby, I bet the tag in your shirt says "Made in Heaven", 'cause you're an angel" or some ignorant blather like that.

Probably the best rule to remember with women anywhere (especially the gym). If she's interested, she'll let you know. Women NEVER look at you and smile for nothing. For that matter, nothing a woman does is happenstance. They plan how to bend over, when and where to do it. We're the jack-asses who fuck it up half the time because we don't respond right to their much more refined advances.

Juicy D. Links · 04-14-2005, 05:38 PM

whip your cock out

triumph · 04-14-2005, 05:39 PM

can I tickle your fancy?

Phoenix · 04-14-2005, 05:42 PM

i dont try to pick up at the gym.

try just being friendly..if they dig you they will respond better then a cheesy pick up line

dont ruin the water at your gym..it should be your sanctuary

chaze · 04-14-2005, 05:56 PM

This thread is seriously funny, but I do think meating a hottie at the gym is a great place if done right. Agreed though I don't want to be labeled there since I see the same people all the time.

Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking. hmmm

sniperwolf · 04-14-2005, 05:58 PM

why not pick her up at the parking lot... care for some Gatorade?

wargames · 04-14-2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Can you please scratch my nuts for me, I'm in the middle of this set and can't stop.

Very nice.

chaze · 04-14-2005, 06:01 PM

I should also say what happened last night to make me even think about this.

First I'm riding the bike watching the Dallas game and this hottie behind gets of he runner thingy and uses the machine 5 feet in front of me. She's all slow and flexing your ass right in front of my face. I'm thinking o.k. it's just timing right.

So she's done and goes back with her freinds behine me.

I get off the bike and turn around on my way ti get water and there ll starring and laughing.

They where either seeing how I would resond for fun or wanted a little cdog lovin.

i think they wanted some lovin.

So I'm thinking now what, if I walk over and talk I'm a dirt bag if I don't then I'm a sucka.

So here I am at GFY, I know someone has hooked up a hottie from the gym sometime. I did like 6 years ago but we allready knew eachother from school.

chaze · 04-16-2005, 01:57 AM

O.k. anyone else have one?

WiredGuy · 04-16-2005, 02:04 AM

Make eye contact, if she smiles then go up and introduce yourself. If she doesn't, walk on.
WG

robfantasy · 04-16-2005, 02:08 AM

dood, trust me.. DONT DO IT, u will thank me later.. get in shape and pick up girls other places.. JUST NOT THE GYM

beemk · 04-16-2005, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic

Bad place to try and get laid. But, being genuine is always the best approach.

i agree 100%. pickup lines are lame at the gym or anywhere else for that matter. the gym isnt a good place to pick up girls though. i go there to work out, i get annoyed when people try talking to me when i'm working out.

beemk · 04-16-2005, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking.

being in shape doesnt matter, any guys can pick girls up, you need confidence not being in shape. with an attitude like that you will never pick girls up at the gym.

robfantasy · 04-16-2005, 02:14 AM

ya its all about confidence... but when u are in great shape, look good and have your own business making lots of money.... u have all the confidence in the world

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hydro · 04-16-2005, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

"I agree, you definately could lose some of that weight."

Best one

some other good ones would be "yea you probably should work out your stomach area some more"

"uh are you done yet? I really don't think this machine is going to help you much"

"could you please wipe your sweat next time your done with a machine? I got a terrible rash because of you"

"oh, thats an interesting way to use the machine. Ive never seen anyone use it backwards"

"you might want to shave your pits before you lift wieghts next time, everybody is staring at them"

"You might want to get some new workout clothes, the ones you have on now have a big hole in the back"

you gotta say all of them with a smile so they know your joking around with them though. Just say it, smile, then walk off. 1/2 of them will say something to you later on about it but not in a bitchy way or anything.

kmanrox · 04-16-2005, 02:43 AM

save yourself the humiliation and just go bang a whore after the gym... or in lieu of..

venus · 04-16-2005, 03:24 AM

Do you think maybe they really dont want to be bothered .. the headphones and attitude could be a major hint.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties

Some are wearing headphones and some just give off the presence like they don't wanna be bothered

SteveLightspeed · 04-16-2005, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Make eye contact, if she smiles then go up and introduce yourself. If she doesn't, walk on.
WG

Just remember there is a very fine line between "casual eye contact" and "the piercing stare of a homicidal maniac".

Steve Lightspeed

Vitasoy · 04-16-2005, 03:36 AM

Just introduce yourself. Pickup lines are cheesy

AdultMovies.bz · 04-16-2005, 03:54 AM

Hey baby, what does a women with a body like that need to work out for?

Rui · 04-16-2005, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultMovies.bz

Hey baby, what does a women with a body like that need to work out for?

Doubt that corny line will do much but raise the bitches ego

myjah · 04-16-2005, 05:02 AM

I'm a female and member of a high end gym and have been for over 6 months. I wear my headphones everyday and never take them off unless I'm working with my personal trainer. You know why I wear my headphones? So all those gaping old men in the gym won't try to talk to me. I did not join the gym to try to meet someone, just so I could look fabulous.

BlueDesignStudios · 04-16-2005, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Just remember there is a very fine line between "casual eye contact" and "the piercing stare of a homicidal maniac".

Steve Lightspeed

Hahhaaha LOL

Chio The Pirate · 04-16-2005, 06:37 AM

YARGH! "Raise me mast, so I can bury me treasure in your port" Always works for me.

AHOY! Me squigly Squids!

adamneve · 04-16-2005, 06:42 AM

go up to her and say, dman i love your spread

SinisterStudios · 04-16-2005, 06:57 AM

Hey baby do you come here often.

chemicaleyes · 04-16-2005, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Just remember there is a very fine line between "casual eye contact" and "the piercing stare of a homicidal maniac".

Steve Lightspeed

MandyBlake · 04-16-2005, 07:04 AM

just be nice. although the gym is for working out...not socializing.

fusionx · 04-16-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Just remember there is a very fine line between "casual eye contact" and "the piercing stare of a homicidal maniac".

Steve Lightspeed

Some call it stalking.. I call it love

04-14-2005, 12:32 PM	#1
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	What's a good pick up line for a girl at the gym I keep seeing these hotties all over my gym but I would feel like a dirt bag throwin down the mack there. Is there a good way to get in without being a dirt bag?

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	This thread is seriously funny, but I do think meating a hottie at the gym is a great place if done right. Agreed though I don't want to be labeled there since I see the same people all the time. Maybe I should be in shape before I start macking. hmmm

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	I should also say what happened last night to make me even think about this. First I'm riding the bike watching the Dallas game and this hottie behind gets of he runner thingy and uses the machine 5 feet in front of me. She's all slow and flexing your ass right in front of my face. I'm thinking o.k. it's just timing right. So she's done and goes back with her freinds behine me. I get off the bike and turn around on my way ti get water and there ll starring and laughing. They where either seeing how I would resond for fun or wanted a little cdog lovin. i think they wanted some lovin. So I'm thinking now what, if I walk over and talk I'm a dirt bag if I don't then I'm a sucka. So here I am at GFY, I know someone has hooked up a hottie from the gym sometime. I did like 6 years ago but we allready knew eachother from school.

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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	O.k. anyone else have one?

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