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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 31,547
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Jokes 4 today
> > >>There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
> > The > > >> >toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is > > hired > > >> >at > > >> >the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day > > >> >promptly > > >> >at 08:00. > > >> >The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's > > door. > > >> >The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins > > >> >to > > >> >rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly > > >> >slow > > >> >and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production > > line > >> >behind schedule. > > >> >The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the > > >> >2 > > >> >men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line > > is > > >> >so > > >> >backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory > > floor > > >> >and they're really beginning to pile up. > > >> >At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by > > >> >mountains > > >> >of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge > > >> >bag > > >> >of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little > > >> >piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to > > carefully > > >> > > >> >sew the little package between Elmo's legs. > > >> > > >> > > > >> > > >> >The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes > > of > > >> >hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm > > >> >sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I > > >> >think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday". > > >> >"Your > > >> >job is to give Elmo two test tickles > > A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after > > some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They > > peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special > > chicken surprise. The waiter brings over the meal, served in a > > lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in on the > > meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and she briefly sees > > two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. > > "Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so she asks > > him to look in the pot. > > He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and again he sees two beady > > little eyes looking around before it firmly slams back down. Rather > > perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is > > happening and demands an explanation. "Well sir", says the waiter, > > "What did you order?" "We both chose the same", he replies, "the chicken > > surprise" > > > > > > > > Wait for It.................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've > > brought you the Peeking Duck" > >
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck
Posts: 2,336
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WOW yo, niggga I can post my FWD emails too...
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jellyfish
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