Teen Accused of Raping His Sisters With Carrots!!! [WTF?!?!] - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 04-12-2005, 08:18 PM

By ALAN O' LEARY, Times Staff Writer
Published April 12, 2005

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A Evanstown Middle School student was arrested on Monday and charged with rape and attempted rape with a produce item. The teen is accused of raping his sisters and sisters' friends with carrots. The teen's parents could not be reached for comment but neighbors say that they're in shock over the incident.

"He would bring carrots to school functions and people started calling him Bugs [after Warner Brothers Character Bugs Bunny] after a while. I think he took it too personal." said an unidentified friend.

The teen is reportidly at home after his family posted a $50,000 bond to get him out of a Sufexex County Jail. He is prohibited to be in the same house as his sisters until the conclusion of the trial. The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision. Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man.

See tomorrow's Times for the full report.

WTF!?!?!

Tala · 04-12-2005, 08:20 PM

Ohboy.

There goes his entire life. Holy shit.

MGibson · 04-12-2005, 08:23 PM

Geezus sounds like AM Jeff all over again.

Love Brokers · 04-12-2005, 08:23 PM

Like I stated in another post about the kid stealing the corps head, "this country is in serious fucking trouble!"

L0rdJuni0r · 04-12-2005, 08:23 PM

thats off the chain

FrankWhite · 04-12-2005, 08:25 PM

Bugs for life!

Paraskass · 04-12-2005, 08:25 PM

link?...?

Babaganoosh · 04-12-2005, 08:27 PM

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?

Back in my day, we used to use cucumbers.

Spunky · 04-12-2005, 08:27 PM

Atleast they weren't english cuccumbers

Rob · 04-12-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Paraskass

link?...?

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

sniperwolf · 04-12-2005, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

lol...yeah and you almost got me there!!

Rich · 04-12-2005, 10:41 PM

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Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man.

Tomorrow's Times, eh?

d00t · 04-12-2005, 11:10 PM

hmm...wonder if theres pics....

xenigo · 04-12-2005, 11:14 PM

Why's sis gotta be a playa hater?

Manowar · 04-12-2005, 11:20 PM

ewww. wtf?

wargames · 04-12-2005, 11:36 PM

what's up doc?

Vitasoy · 04-13-2005, 01:05 AM

haha wtf... kids these days.

pradaboy · 04-13-2005, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

the scariest thing is most of us wouldn't be surprised if this had happened for real. People are sick nowadays

wjxxx · 04-13-2005, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

You got me

Dirty Dane · 04-13-2005, 04:14 AM

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The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision.

yeah - like grocery are the reason for raping others

webcrawler · 04-13-2005, 04:17 AM

Why carrots?

wargames · 04-13-2005, 04:22 AM

what the... what ahppened to her morals?

Rob · 04-13-2005, 05:52 AM

What's up, Doc!

kmanrox · 04-13-2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Tala

Ohboy.

There goes his entire life. Holy shit.

he'll be on GFY before too long... watch

lol

Tipsy · 04-13-2005, 06:21 AM

Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?

Twe Russ · 04-13-2005, 06:26 AM

Thats a new one.

kmanrox · 04-13-2005, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?

reading threads is for shmucks, drive by posting is the way to go

swedguy · 04-13-2005, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers

Like I stated in another post about the kid stealing the corps head, "this country is in serious fucking trouble!"

It was in serious trouble way before that. But it sure is fucked up.

ADL_JD · 04-13-2005, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Atleast they weren't english cuccumbers

Diddo - that is sick, but could have been worse.

Pete-KT · 04-13-2005, 06:35 AM

man what the fuck is wrong with kids these days

swedguy · 04-13-2005, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

man what the fuck is wrong with kids these days

What's wrong with the society in general is a better question.

Raf1 · 04-13-2005, 07:27 AM

what's wrong with gfy, that most people don't even ready the thread before answering is an even better question

groark · 04-13-2005, 07:28 AM

LOL only hardcore news today on gfy

Tala · 04-13-2005, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy

the scariest thing is most of us wouldn't be surprised if this had happened for real. People are sick nowadays

Very true. As fucked up and sad as that is, it's very true.

Well written, HOA. Ya got me.

DutchTeenCash · 04-13-2005, 07:32 AM

damn thats fukced up

Rob · 04-13-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

Are we taking bets on how many more post before reading the thread?

I'd say it makes page 2.

MandyBlake · 04-13-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid

Can't post a link because I made it up. I wrote that fake story and it's funny that someone will tell the same story tomorrow about the boy fucking his sisters with carrots. The power of persuasion.

That's what we do, we sell fantasy.

well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol

Rob · 04-13-2005, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol

My bad grammer is whut loste me my job at tha New York Tims.

Tala · 04-13-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

well obviously it was fake. there is an obvious spelling error. lol

Spelling errors don't usually matter anymore, sadly. Ever tried to read a Sunday Tennessean?

swedguy · 04-13-2005, 07:58 AM

Damn, you got me

I even skimmed the thread before I replid, but must've missed your post

Metalsound · 04-13-2005, 08:55 AM

Nice !! what an asshole I cant believe he do this to her sister, funny shit though. Well carrots will do better than cucumbers I think!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-13-2005, 09:13 AM

If there is any consolation, at least the carrots imrpoved the girl's eye sight so that now they will more easily be able to identify the perpetrator at the trial. This is important since Bugs supposedly ate most of the evidence.

Just be glad that Yosemite Sam, Wile E Coyote or the Taz (Tasmanian Devil) wasn't his role model.

As the "real" Bugs once said...

"So long, screwy, see you in St. Louis!"

ADG Webmaster
(btw, yes I read the entire thread...I'm just easily amused)

Fetish · 04-13-2005, 09:15 AM

This is pretty fucked up. What is causing this violence, TV, Movies, Video Games? Nobody did shit like this when we were kids.

mardigras · 04-13-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Metalsound

Nice !! what an asshole I cant believe he do this to her sister, funny shit though.

Even if it were true it's not funny you find it funny

mardigras · 04-13-2005, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fetish

This is pretty fucked up. What is causing this violence, TV, Movies, Video Games? Nobody did shit like this when we were kids.

Wonder if it would make any difference if the only Reply button was the one at the bottom of the page?

Sarah_Jayne · 04-13-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mardigras

Wonder if it would make any difference if the only Reply button was the one at the bottom of the page?

lol..worth a try, huh?

HpicAnn · 04-13-2005, 09:24 AM

so its true you invented the history?

nojob · 04-13-2005, 09:28 AM

Nice story, now some newbie is going to try and act it out.

Rob · 04-13-2005, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HpicAnn

so its true you invented the history?

Not the history but I did invent the story. I do stupid shit when I'm bored.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-13-2005, 09:40 AM

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Teen Accused of Raping His Sisters With Carrots!!! [WTF?!?!] By ALAN O' LEARY, Times Staff Writer Published April 12, 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Evanstown Middle School student was arrested on Monday and charged with rape and attempted rape with a produce item. The teen is accused of raping his sisters and sisters' friends with carrots. The teen's parents could not be reached for comment but neighbors say that they're in shock over the incident. "He would bring carrots to school functions and people started calling him Bugs [after Warner Brothers Character Bugs Bunny] after a while. I think he took it too personal." said an unidentified friend. The teen is reportidly at home after his family posted a $50,000 bond to get him out of a Sufexex County Jail. He is prohibited to be in the same house as his sisters until the conclusion of the trial. The judge has also forbid him to visit local grocery stores without parental or adult supervision. Flyers have been printed and circulated to local grocers that inform the grocer not to sell produce to this young man. See tomorrow's Times for the full report. WTF!?!?! __________________

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