Axe "BodyWash" shit doesnt work. - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 04-07-2005, 03:04 PM

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

Nylz · 04-07-2005, 03:05 PM

Did you get harassed by horny twinks tho?

CDSmith · 04-07-2005, 03:06 PM

Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.

Jon2 · 04-07-2005, 03:07 PM

Sue them juicy

Jon

abyss_al · 04-07-2005, 03:09 PM

http://www.islandtrends.com/tommy_ba...ens_fragrances

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bryany · 04-07-2005, 03:22 PM

Its all about the Old Spice body wash

viki · 04-07-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bryany

Its all about the Old Spice body wash

Agreed. Old Spice makes me jump my boyfriend's bones.

Thurbs · 04-07-2005, 03:32 PM

i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

MandyBlake · 04-07-2005, 03:39 PM

am i the only one who think axe smells like crap?

WiredGuy · 04-07-2005, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurbs

i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too

WG

JFK · 04-07-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

They probably wanted you to buy them shoes too

WG

you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you?

Pete-KT · 04-07-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thurbs

i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

Well its not there fault you look 15 ;)

candyflip · 04-07-2005, 04:31 PM

One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

I showered with Axe Body Spray.

Mango · 04-07-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too.

I showered with Axe Body Spray.

Well, I didn't shower in the last 12 years and my granny told me the same

seeric · 04-07-2005, 04:33 PM

yeah that shit happened to me too. i did what it says on the bottle but when i got in the elevator, all the chicks did was look at me all crazy. none of them hit the emrgency stop button and raped me. that shit sucks.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 04-07-2005, 04:37 PM

I think it's really for gay men, but a commercial with a guy going out and getting attacked by other men wouldn't fly in conservative usa. Every gay man I know wears that scent. lol

Thurbs · 04-07-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

you just had to spoil his fantasy, didnt you?

hahah .. and here I thought I was the pimp

Za Ha · 04-07-2005, 05:18 PM

Worked for me, maybe you got an expired one...

sexyclicks · 04-07-2005, 05:19 PM

Old Spice!

Juicy D. Links · 04-07-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Their body spray and pit stick works good though. I got attacked 3 times yesterday.

going to pick some up now

Juicy D. Links · 04-07-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

http://www.islandtrends.com/tommy_ba...ens_fragrances

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TaDoW · 04-07-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

I can give you the # to our attorney

crockett · 04-07-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

you put it on backwards

Spunky · 04-07-2005, 06:02 PM

I still prefer my Brut and Old spice..chicks dig that shit

frankfortuna · 04-07-2005, 06:05 PM

I recommend L´Eau d´Issey

http://store.nordstrom.com/product/p...tyleID=2828134

Wiggles · 04-07-2005, 07:17 PM

you have to spray it on your penis, then it'll work!

Doctor Dre · 04-07-2005, 07:18 PM

That's what I use ... smells goooooooood :P

Nembrionic · 04-07-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

That's because it only works on sexy people! Apparently you haven't been paying attention while watching the ad

Funky Bastard · 04-07-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

Try the body spray I find they like that more.

Greg Jacobson · 04-07-2005, 08:06 PM

Next time spike their drink with it instead of spraying it on your body. Works for me

They usually wake up by morning.

xclusive · 04-07-2005, 08:46 PM

I just go natural and don't shower and the girls fall at my feet literally

Can't wait to see ya in Montreal

jamesonxx · 04-07-2005, 08:57 PM

yeah go the natural way and let your mojos do the work for you

SmokeyTheBear · 04-07-2005, 08:59 PM

you have it backwards the body spray is for women attacking you , the body wash is for when your being chased naked by a pack of dogs

Niko Bimini · 04-07-2005, 09:07 PM

Shit I was going to buy some of that stuff tomorrow!!! Was counting on it to get me some action this weekend.

It doesn't work?

Good meeting you in Phoenix Juicy!

Pornwolf · 04-07-2005, 09:19 PM

I think that shit is too metro. I get attacked by wearing Givenchy and other fragrances not sold in K-Mart .

Poppy · 04-07-2005, 09:26 PM

They have the best ads in the bathrooms.

Slap Dot · 04-07-2005, 09:33 PM

Juicy, you need to be at least semi-attractive for it to work?. Sorry, bro, things don?t look good for you?

Pleasurepays · 04-07-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial.

I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

what is it that you were trying to wash off your body that did not come off? maybe you can try acetone or paint thinner... or gasonline.

Rob · 04-07-2005, 10:07 PM

Did you get the Middle Eastern Strength can?

reynold · 04-07-2005, 10:35 PM

Yeah better sue them for false advertisement. I was thinking of doing the same against Mentos.

pstation · 04-13-2005, 05:31 AM

My friend goes through cans of AXE the way some drug addicts go through heroin, and i can catagorically say he has never had any luck with the ladies. He stinks worse than a car freshener tree. I have told him numerous times to never use that crap but he persists due to those damn commercials. He is a true product of the american materialistic childhood. Every person, man or woman, who has been over when he "AXE's up" has complained they cant breathe and wonder what the hell is that smell.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Axe "BodyWash" shit doesnt work. I tried it and then went out and no ladies attacked me for sex like the commercial. I am dissapointed. Boycot the product

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Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	i need to switch from old spice to axe. the other day I had the spray on and like 10 high school girls wouldn't leave me alone. i just wanted to buy shoes, i just wanted to buy shoes.

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	One of my friend's mom just told me that I smell yummy. She's a MILF too. I showered with Axe Body Spray. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	yeah that shit happened to me too. i did what it says on the bottle but when i got in the elevator, all the chicks did was look at me all crazy. none of them hit the emrgency stop button and raped me. that shit sucks.

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PurrrsianPussyKat Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lost in the mountains Posts: 2,088	I think it's really for gay men, but a commercial with a guy going out and getting attacked by other men wouldn't fly in conservative usa. Every gay man I know wears that scent. lol __________________ Need a reliable, reasonably priced php programmer? Hit me up! 2934409

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Worked for me, maybe you got an expired one...

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	I still prefer my Brut and Old spice..chicks dig that shit __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	I recommend L´Eau d´Issey http://store.nordstrom.com/product/p...tyleID=2828134

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Greg Jacobson Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 812	Next time spike their drink with it instead of spraying it on your body. Works for me They usually wake up by morning.

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jamesonxx Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 758	yeah go the natural way and let your mojos do the work for you __________________

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Niko Bimini Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vast Desert Wasteland aka Phoenix Arizona Posts: 2,372	Shit I was going to buy some of that stuff tomorrow!!! Was counting on it to get me some action this weekend. It doesn't work? Good meeting you in Phoenix Juicy! __________________ ... ICQ# 264612090 Proudly hosting with www.MOJOHOST.com

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I think that shit is too metro. I get attacked by wearing Givenchy and other fragrances not sold in K-Mart . __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Yeah better sue them for false advertisement. I was thinking of doing the same against Mentos.

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pstation Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: chicago Posts: 1,135	My friend goes through cans of AXE the way some drug addicts go through heroin, and i can catagorically say he has never had any luck with the ladies. He stinks worse than a car freshener tree. I have told him numerous times to never use that crap but he persists due to those damn commercials. He is a true product of the american materialistic childhood. Every person, man or woman, who has been over when he "AXE's up" has complained they cant breathe and wonder what the hell is that smell.