what the fuck

The Gorilla

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to
handle.

Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorilla species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed
Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Mike, it was rumoured, possessed ample ability to satisfy
any female, and he wasn't very bright. And so, the zoo
administrators reckoned they might have a solution.

Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female gorilla. Mike
was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the
gorilla for five hundred bucks? Mike showed some interest, but he
would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer,
but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to
have to kiss her. "Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring
that may result from this union."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what
could be Mike's third condition?

"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up
with the five hundred bucks."

As I said What the fuck?