My Near Death Experience (What I saw) - GoFuckYourself.com

NoCarrier · 04-10-2005, 12:08 PM

After drinking 2 bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking PCP, LSD and Ketamine.

I think I died. I am not sure, but anyway. My heart flew away, I tried to stop it, but it was flying too fast

Then I died.

This is what I saw :

Something was burning on the couch..

Then, It was the hot air balloon trip.

Just kidding.. It wasn't a nightmare..

Here is the real balloon I saw :

I finally reached space and my soul almost got hit by a giant asteroid..

Then I saw Jesus..

I woke up, I was still alive and I saw this on my monitor :

So don't worry guys.. THERE IS AN AFTER LIFE!!!

Arousal Design · 04-10-2005, 12:09 PM

Lotsa free time on your hands eh? Entertaining to say the least! =D

r3ap3r · 04-10-2005, 12:10 PM

Very entertaining.

Doc911 · 04-10-2005, 12:11 PM

I saw you seeing that. But I was busy working so I let you be

NoCarrier · 04-10-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Arousal Design

Lotsa free time on your hands eh? Entertaining to say the least! =D

Here is the original thread :

My Near Death Experience (What I Saw)

L0rdJuni0r · 04-10-2005, 12:12 PM

MandyBlake · 04-10-2005, 12:39 PM

so Juicy is Jesus? lol

gunfodder · 04-10-2005, 12:42 PM

pisser pictures mate, well funny

dasexi1 · 04-10-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

so Juicy is Jesus? lol

Juicy is Jesus? WOW whodathunkit juicy is jesus...
it all makes sense now!
finally I know the meaning of life!
Juicy Jesus has made it clear to me. Sex with sheep and monkeys is the way and porn for everyone who believes!

wargames · 04-10-2005, 11:50 PM

WTF...

SleazyDream · 04-11-2005, 12:05 AM

Pasquel was having nightmears cause both Juicy and I were in Quebec.

Don't worry Pasquel - we don't give a shit about you - were both dropped about $4K each that weekend - we were too busy having fun to worry about you.

NoCarrier · 04-11-2005, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Pasquel was having nightmears cause both Juicy and I were in Quebec.

Yes, I am glad you're not in Quebec anymore Burger Boy, the overall % of obese people dropped by almost 50% since you left. You were killing the stats.

Shooting_Manic · 04-11-2005, 07:38 AM

dropped9 · 04-11-2005, 07:44 AM

oh shitttttttttttttt

foxylady · 04-11-2005, 07:59 AM

wtf... lol

Basic_man · 04-11-2005, 08:01 AM

Hahahaha, my favorite one is the fly :P

DomBuyer · 04-11-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man

Hahahaha, my favorite one is the fly :P

04-10-2005, 12:08 PM	#1
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	My Near Death Experience (What I saw) After drinking 2 bottle of Jack Daniels and smoking PCP, LSD and Ketamine. I think I died. I am not sure, but anyway. My heart flew away, I tried to stop it, but it was flying too fast Then I died. This is what I saw : Something was burning on the couch.. Then, It was the hot air balloon trip. Just kidding.. It wasn't a nightmare.. Here is the real balloon I saw : I finally reached space and my soul almost got hit by a giant asteroid.. Then I saw Jesus.. I woke up, I was still alive and I saw this on my monitor : So don't worry guys.. THERE IS AN AFTER LIFE!!! __________________

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