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Thomas van de Koch · 04-09-2005, 11:15 AM

We hired him as a designer but his designs sucked so much that even our dolphins laughed at them.

So we gave him what we thought would be an appropriate job for him - feeding our Sea Animals, twice daily...

But even that was a too difficult task for him to handle - one of the dolphins died.

So we had no other choice than firing him

But he told us that is no problem, because he will come back to GFY where he can post for 72 hours with no break and win $250 in a sig whoring contest.

So.... dear webmasters... it looks like he hasn't said his last word yet....

respectfully,

Daniel de Vico, Vice-President ( Thomas is still in prison )

MickeyG · 04-09-2005, 11:16 AM

hahaha that was pretty good

TDF · 04-09-2005, 11:17 AM

loooooooooool

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

( Thomas is still in prison )

Post was funny,
I don't know why but I found this little detail you included to be the funniest

Mike Okitch · 04-09-2005, 11:20 AM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Juicy why ya goto hate?

AndrewKanuck · 04-09-2005, 11:21 AM

I missed this character

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:22 AM

People wonder why I went off on Juicy a while back...

This is one of his nic's...

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

People wonder why I went off on Juicy a while back...

This is one of his nic's...

Can't you laugh?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:33 AM

Well this sum's up why I blew up on Juicy for this Multi Nic bullshit abuse.

What a piece of work.
Yeah I know everyone loves Juicy but take a close look again.
This is one of his Nic's.

notjoe · 04-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Can't you laugh?

seems hes as tight as a duck's ass

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Ya guys wanna say I blow up on folks for no reason?

I tell ya they ask for it.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:35 AM

Looks like I will have to "Promote" em him some more...

chemicaleyes · 04-09-2005, 11:38 AM

Relish XXX · 04-09-2005, 11:41 AM

If you cant see that this post is funny http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...15#post6754315 and the on going saga of the Sea Animals Empire part funded by George Soros is amusing then you need help!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:43 AM

I need help awright, fucken GFY troll king is giving me shit for no reason with one of his fake nic's. Aint that a bitch.

But everyone LOVES JUICY!

Yeah...
For what cuz he attacks people under different handles?
Cuz he mixes his fucken booze with Lithium and ya folks think it is funny?

Platinumpimp · 04-09-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notjoe

seems hes as tight as a duck's ass

Oh you have experience with a duck's ass?

alexg · 04-09-2005, 11:46 AM

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 11:52 AM

Can't talk, busy organizing a search party.

We must find Alien's sense of humor.

LadyMischief · 04-09-2005, 11:53 AM

Thomas rocks.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-09-2005, 11:55 AM

Oh now it's funny...

Yeah...
Its really fucken hilarious that people are allowed to have multiple nic's on GFY and disparage people and fuck with em when they are down.

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Oh now it's funny...

Yeah...
Its really fucken hilarious that people are allowed to have multiple nic's on GFY and disparage people and fuck with em when they are down.

squizzel · 04-09-2005, 12:02 PM

lmfao. funny shit. i dont like seeing dead dolphins though!

dready · 04-09-2005, 12:10 PM

Dolphins!!!

Relish XXX · 04-09-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Cuz he mixes his fucken booze with Lithium and ya folks think it is funny?

Mixing Lithium with booze is funny....I may try it later on tonight...see you some time next year!

DarkJedi · 04-09-2005, 12:12 PM

ROFL !!

gdog · 04-09-2005, 12:15 PM

"Can't talk, busy organizing a search party.

We must find Alien's sense of humor."

LMAO

SureFire · 04-09-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Can't talk, busy organizing a search party.

We must find Alien's sense of humor.

Good Luck!

Sassy Girl · 04-09-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

one of his fake nic's.

You do not use an apostrophe to make a word plural. Please stop doing that.

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 12:49 PM

Still nothing! Looks like I need more deputies.

Okay people listen up.....

I want a hard-target search for Alien's sense of humor. Hit every dog house, out house, hen house, crack house and shit house in a four-mile radius.

Keep an eye out for his personality too. ;)

Chaldoray · 04-09-2005, 12:51 PM

lololololololol

Screaming · 04-09-2005, 12:51 PM

man the drama is thick on this site today

JFPdude · 04-09-2005, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Still nothing! Looks like I need more deputies.

Okay people listen up.....

I want a hard-target search for Alien's sense of humor. Hit every dog house, out house, hen house, crack house and shit house in a four-mile radius.

Keep an eye out for his personality too. ;)

I was going to start searching the whore houses but you misquoted the fugitive line and left that one out.

Homer · 04-09-2005, 12:55 PM

yeah, thats nice

CDSmith · 04-09-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

I was going to start searching the whore houses but you misquoted the fugitive line and left that one out.

ya ya those too. And look under rocks, because worms love to hang out under rocks.

fris · 04-09-2005, 01:02 PM

hehe he still sucks horse cocks. he actually takes what people say seriously and actually gets pissed over it. its kinda funny what people will do over text.

JFPdude · 04-09-2005, 01:04 PM

ok that settles it I'm off checking the whore houses.

chupachups · 04-09-2005, 01:17 PM

Me love TvdK!

Juicy D. Links · 04-09-2005, 01:25 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kevsh · 04-09-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Girl

You do not use an apostrophe to make a word plural. Please stop doing that.

If you are going to start giving GFY Grammar lessons, you've got some serious work ahead of you!

JFPdude · 04-09-2005, 01:51 PM

whore house 1 check completed ... no sign of him ... only cost $70 bucks

continuing my search

wjxxx · 04-09-2005, 01:53 PM

fünkmaster · 04-09-2005, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

... where he can post for 72 hours with no break and win $250 in a sig whoring contest.

...so fucking funny, so fucking true !!

Rui · 04-09-2005, 02:17 PM

hahahahahah funny shit :p

Jace · 04-09-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Oh now it's funny...

Yeah...
Its really fucken hilarious that people are allowed to have multiple nic's on GFY and disparage people and fuck with em when they are down.

just fyi, multiple nicks aren't allowed anymore from what I can tell...someone I know tried to register one last night and was given this message after confirming the account

Quote:

Thank you for registering, . Your account has been submitted for moderation by an administrator and will be activated shortly. You will be notified by email when this happens. To return to the forums, click here.

polish_aristocrat · 04-09-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Can't talk, busy organizing a search party.

We must find Alien's sense of humor.

lol

Big Red Machine · 04-10-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

whore house 1 check completed ... no sign of him ... only cost $70 bucks

Wheres that maybe we should double check.....LOL

goldman · 04-10-2005, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassy Girl

You do not use an apostrophe to make a word plural. Please stop doing that.

apostrophe? plural? the?

ytcracker · 04-10-2005, 12:34 AM

lol dolphins

Vitasoy · 04-10-2005, 01:54 AM

haha all your posts, crack me up

04-09-2005, 11:15 AM	#1
Thomas van de Koch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 468	In regard to AlienQ - everyone please read ! ( PICS ) We hired him as a designer but his designs sucked so much that even our dolphins laughed at them. So we gave him what we thought would be an appropriate job for him - feeding our Sea Animals, twice daily... But even that was a too difficult task for him to handle - one of the dolphins died. So we had no other choice than firing him But he told us that is no problem, because he will come back to GFY where he can post for 72 hours with no break and win $250 in a sig whoring contest. So.... dear webmasters... it looks like he hasn't said his last word yet.... respectfully, Daniel de Vico, Vice-President ( Thomas is still in prison )

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04-09-2005, 11:22 AM	#8
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	People wonder why I went off on Juicy a while back... This is one of his nic's... __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Well this sum's up why I blew up on Juicy for this Multi Nic bullshit abuse. What a piece of work. Yeah I know everyone loves Juicy but take a close look again. This is one of his Nic's. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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04-09-2005, 11:43 AM	#16
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	I need help awright, fucken GFY troll king is giving me shit for no reason with one of his fake nic's. Aint that a bitch. But everyone LOVES JUICY! Yeah... For what cuz he attacks people under different handles? Cuz he mixes his fucken booze with Lithium and ya folks think it is funny? __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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04-09-2005, 11:55 AM	#21
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	Oh now it's funny... Yeah... Its really fucken hilarious that people are allowed to have multiple nic's on GFY and disparage people and fuck with em when they are down. __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

04-09-2005, 12:02 PM	#23
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