GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Tiger Woods...That white woman ruined him. (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=453669)

Quotealex 04-08-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Halle Berry's mother is white. You don't call her a Negro?

No. In my neck of the hood, we call people like them mulatto :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
One of Malezia's parents HAD to have been black...So I call HER a negro.

I've seen her a few time in person, and I'm still not convience she's a mulatto .... I know she's multi-ethnic tho.

Kimmykim 04-08-2005 07:10 PM

Always trying to blame it on the honkey bitch, aintcha ;)

Spunky 04-08-2005 07:12 PM

She could ruin me anytime

Kevsh 04-08-2005 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Gee, it's hard to see how he'd be distracted ...

http://speelerblogger.typepad.com/ph...rized/elin.jpg

Ok, ask yourself - if you were Tiger would you rather be on a fairway practicing chip shots or in bed with Elin practicing tip-ins?

Tough choice.

Vitasoy 04-08-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
Ok, ask yourself - if you were Tiger would you rather be on a fairway practicing chip shots or in bed with Elin practicing tip-ins?

Tough choice.


The answer to this one is obvious.. :pimp

rambler 04-08-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
Just curious why you stated her as a "white woman" and not just a "woman" or "his wife"? Does her being "white" have anything to do with him sucking these days? Aren't ALL women fucked up in one way or another? :upsidedow

Yeah, WTF does her being "white" have anything to do with anything???

hottoddy 04-08-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Halle Berry's mother is white. You don't call her a Negro?

Half Breed is the best term.

I had a friend who was half negro and half Phillipino. He called himself a "Fligger."

sniperwolf 04-08-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
He hasn't won in the last 11 majors he played and he's not even THREATENING to win any. His form is erratic and if he fucks up in the Masters, I'm DEFINITELY right about my theory.

The white woman ruined him.

I still love him.... $$$$$

Monique Niccole 04-08-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Always trying to blame it on the honkey bitch, aintcha ;)


hehehe...KK said "honkey" :1orglaugh

BVF 04-08-2005 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Always trying to blame it on the honkey bitch, aintcha ;)

Yep...you gotta have your favorite scapegoat for everything :)

paxton 04-08-2005 10:48 PM

50 Norwegian models.

:thumbsup

syntacks 04-08-2005 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
He hasn't won in the last 11 majors he played and he's not even THREATENING to win any. His form is erratic and if he fucks up in the Masters, I'm DEFINITELY right about my theory.

The white woman ruined him.

You're on to something here BVF.



Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Of course. Blame it all on whitey. After all, my friend's sister's mother's cousin's great great great grandpa was once a slave to some guy who isn't in any way related to you. And I don't give a shit if the civil war was the only time in history where one race fought against it's own country and relatives to free another race.

EXACTLY.

The civil war was about economics, not some freedom march. It was the northerners who were pissed off at the southerners because the southerners had cheap labour and unfettered access to trade routes. The southerners were pissed off at the northerners for not sharing in their newly industrialized economy and trying to take away the cheap labour. It was all about the cold hard cash. One industry (north, newly industrialized, aka developing factories) vs. another (south, agribusiness, aka cotton). The blacks were freed not out of some dream of freedom or goodwill of the state, but to make sure the southerners didn't have an economical advantage over the north.

It was whites and blacks (north) fighting whites (south). Not one ethnic group fighting each other. What did the northern blacks get as dividends for helping to win the war? Nothing, if anything. What did the southern blacks get? Well, they were supposed to get 40 acres and a mule, but how many got their titles? Not many if any did.

The dream of freedom wasn't galvanized until almost about a century later.


So for sure whitey gets the blame every time.

Love Brokers 04-08-2005 11:32 PM

Yowza! And the black man fails and is held back not only by the white man, but the white woman as well. If he wasn't fucking so many white whores in between games, he would probably improve.

mockingbich 04-09-2005 12:50 AM

BVF is 100% right

That gorgeous girl ruined his ambition. Why play golf when you're rich and fucking a hot white chick?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-10-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
He hasn't won in the last 11 majors he played and he's not even THREATENING to win any. His form is erratic and if he fucks up in the Masters, I'm DEFINITELY right about my theory.

The white woman ruined him.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tiger just won the Masters!

Now he gets the green jacket, plus he gets to bone his Norwegian model wife.

ADG Webmaster

DateDoc 04-10-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
He hasn't won in the last 11 majors he played and he's not even THREATENING to win any. His form is erratic and if he fucks up in the Masters, I'm DEFINITELY right about my theory.

The white woman ruined him.

Guess you were wrong!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sickkittens 04-10-2005 04:41 PM

DiMarco should have won easily. What a shot by Tiger on the 15th?

Anthony 04-10-2005 04:58 PM

As usual, BVF is wrong.

Fucker doesn't even know his own kind. Of course BVF isn't Half Asian, Rich, and successful. Throw in fat, broke ass, and woman beater and BVF would have done better.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BVF 04-10-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
As usual, BVF is wrong.

Fucker doesn't even know his own kind. Of course BVF isn't Half Asian, Rich, and successful. Throw in fat, broke ass, and woman beater and BVF would have done better.



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


As usual, some male stalker that I don't know goes in my threads just to sniff my balls.

nico-t 04-10-2005 05:23 PM

i prefer white bitches. Asian bitches are on the 2nd place. So i think woods made a good choice!

Anthony 04-10-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
As usual, some male stalker that I don't know goes in my threads just to sniff my balls.

As usual, BVF can't come up with a decent retort.

What up fatboy? Drop your stomach roll on any crack whore heads lately?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BVF 04-10-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
As usual, BVF can't come up with a decent retort.

What up fatboy? Drop your stomach roll on any crack whore heads lately?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Retort to WHAT? You're some nobody named Anthony with no sites to mention and no claim to fame except the attention that you crave by stalking people that you desire to emulate.

onlyreal 04-10-2005 06:08 PM

he was just lucky nothing more...

Anthony 04-10-2005 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Retort to WHAT? You're some nobody named Anthony with no sites to mention and no claim to fame except the attention that you crave by stalking people that you desire to emulate.

Really? You know that about me fat boy?

Let me break it down for you fat boy in ebonics. Yah betta axe bout me, cause ya bout to git steppd on battyboy.

I've controlled more traffic and considered a whale before the idea of fucking your crackhead sister in law and putting her pictures up on the web was even an idea.

But you wouldn't know that, since you've been in the biz what? 2 years? HAHAHA

wargames 04-10-2005 06:39 PM

Her wife is hot! :thumbsup

TDF 04-10-2005 06:41 PM

lots of small dick swinging in this thread..please continue

nico-t 04-10-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
since you've been in the biz what? 2 years? HAHAHA

how is the time someone is in this biz funny ? You started once, didnt ya?

Bugbee 04-10-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
He hasn't won in the last 11 majors he played and he's not even THREATENING to win any. His form is erratic and if he fucks up in the Masters, I'm DEFINITELY right about my theory.

The white woman ruined him.

would you like to eat those words now!! LOL

Anthony 04-10-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
how is the time someone is in this biz funny ? You started once, didnt ya?

Don't get your noob panties in a bunch. I'll explain. BVF thinks he knows me. He hasn't been in long enough to know who the fuck anyone is.

Nuff said.

tungsten 04-10-2005 06:47 PM

she is damn fine, no wonder

nico-t 04-10-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Don't get your noob panties in a bunch. I'll explain. BVF thinks he knows me. He hasn't been in long enough to know who the fuck anyone is.

Nuff said.

hey! i wear boxers.

Anthony 04-10-2005 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
hey! i wear boxers.


Me too! :)

Vitasoy 04-10-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
What a shot by Tiger on the 15th?


That was an amazing shot. His expression was priceless.

DTK 04-10-2005 07:19 PM

Ignorant racist comments are funny in a certain way :2 cents:

PS - the amazing chip happened on the 16th, not the 15th

jamesonxx 04-10-2005 09:19 PM

he's got a very lovely wife and it sure looks like she's getting every bit of his strength

PostWhore 04-10-2005 09:23 PM

she can ruin my life anytime

BVF 04-10-2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Don't get your noob panties in a bunch. I'll explain. BVF thinks he knows me. He hasn't been in long enough to know who the fuck anyone is.

Nuff said.

OK secret squirrel...Enlighten me...Either way it doesn't mean diddly squat...You're the one following MY actions so stay on the sideline boy.

Anthony 04-11-2005 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
OK secret squirrel...Enlighten me...Either way it doesn't mean diddly squat...You're the one following MY actions so stay on the sideline boy.


My job helping clueless newbs ended over 5 years ago. I don't follow you, you are a verbiose fucktard who likes to see his words in print. Probably in love with the sound of your own voice. I love fucking with you leaving you wondering how to answer.

It's an easy job. Doesn't take much to fuck with you fatboy.

Ironhorse 04-11-2005 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radical Rick
when other golfers suck no one blames their wives LOL

What he said. Nothing like a good crutch to patch up your shortcomings. You get more than your usualy kudos for this post BVF.. :(

Martin 04-11-2005 06:52 AM

Guess you were wrong. See that shot in the 16th hole. That is one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:13 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123