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Old 04-07-2005, 10:32 PM   #1
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I woke up next to a tranny.
Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

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Old 04-07-2005, 10:33 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:36 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:38 PM   #4
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That made my night. Thanks parkass
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:39 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:39 PM   #6
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:40 PM   #7
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lol you joking?
I wish I was.
My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:40 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:43 PM   #9
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:45 PM   #10
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Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

It's tough to be a tranny, I'll bet they get a lot of that.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:47 PM   #11
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were you drunk???
yes, drunk.
very drunk.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:47 PM   #12
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I wish I was.
My ass still feels tight and I shatted a log after he left. All felt normal. No blood.
maybe it was an asian tranny ? asian dudes have little non-damage causing cocks
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:49 PM   #13
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I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside.
how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:51 PM   #14
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Fat Bitch



Or Tranny



Who would you rather look at in the morning?
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:54 PM   #15
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how did your parents react seeing that first thing in the morning?
my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:57 PM   #16
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my father asked my why my girlfriend had to leave.
did you tell him "morning wood"
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:58 PM   #17
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Old 04-07-2005, 10:59 PM   #18
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Who would you rather look at in the morning?
Saturday morning or Monday morning?
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:01 PM   #19
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:02 PM   #20
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Saturday morning or Monday morning?
Both mate
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:03 PM   #21
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:22 AM   #22
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that is totally fucking nightmare
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:29 AM   #23
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OMG It must be frightful!!!
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Old 04-08-2005, 08:51 AM   #24
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does your bum sting when you poo now?
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:38 AM   #25
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Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:41 AM   #26
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:41 AM   #27
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Welcome to "Tranny Club"... there are many of us here who have been through the same thing.

Rule #1... you don't talk about Tranny Club.
You just violated rule #1
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:43 AM   #28
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:43 AM   #29
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LOL can u smile and say OWNED? lol sorry bro but thats to funny
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:49 AM   #30
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:54 AM   #31
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:02 PM   #32
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Too funny !!!!!
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:04 PM   #33
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Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it?
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:08 PM   #34
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omfg dude you got so owned, why don't you check it out before it sucked ?
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:09 PM   #36
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LOL this has to be a joke.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:17 PM   #37
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Old 04-08-2005, 01:18 PM   #38
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Some of them are pretty hot till you find out they have a dick! Them the mood changes very fast!
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The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.
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The worst is when you realize mid suck that it's a dude, but it feels too damn good to stop them... Then when you cum you feel shame like no man has ever felt in his life. But at least you got a good hummer.

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I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

Thoughts enter my head of ace ventura 1 ... sorry but einhorn finkle einhorn IS finkle finkle IS einhorn (and so on )
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Everyone has a moment of clarity when they realize maybe its time to slow down on the booze. Is this your moment? or did you like it?
You are sooo right
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jesus christ, i cant even imagine how i would feel if that happened to me.... i would puke the living hell outta me for a few years straight!
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Never felt so low in my life.
I thought I had my dick sucked by this chick but I realized in the morning it was a tranny. I just fucking screamed and hit the sucker in the head and kicked him outside. I will never feel clean again.

shit like this is best kept to yourself.
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