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Old 04-07-2005, 01:12 AM   #1
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Investors needed - major opportunity here

Think about this, what is something that is in every building, that thousands of people use everyday, and has a monopoly?


















Did you think of it?















You didn't did you?















I'll tell you. The Otis Elevator company. Think about it, 98% of elevators in the United States are Otis Elevators. Aside from the fact that they're owned by United Technologies, which also owns such companies as Carrier and Sikorsky, and have a market cap of over $51 billion, I think that they've rode the gravy train for far too long. I say we strike while the irons hot and move in on this untapped vertical transportation market. I have some engineers working on the mechanics of it all, and I am pretty confident that we can move in and compete in the elevator arena without a problem. Whos with me?
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:19 AM   #2
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fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:23 AM   #3
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fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
We should definately talk about some kind of deal here.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:26 AM   #4
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Someone wake KRL up/.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:28 AM   #5
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fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
I would be interested in investing in this miraculous teleportation technology.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:30 AM   #6
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I would be interested in investing in this miraculous teleportation technology.
Don't say I didn't tell you that elevators are the wave of the future.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:42 AM   #7
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Elevators are SO 1900s.

The people-moving wave of the future is HYDRAULIC TUBES!

Doesn't anyone watch futurama? That show speaks the truth!
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:47 AM   #8
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hmmmm, this is a joke right?

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Old 04-07-2005, 01:48 AM   #9
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YARGH! I had me a otis installed in me boat. Cost me some booty too, I agree with you Shoehorn. I'll draw me up some maps, and run some numbers. Otis needs to get thrown overboard, and fed to me sharky farts!
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:55 AM   #10
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hmmmm, this is a joke right?

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I don't joke.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:56 AM   #11
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Elevators are SO 1900s.

The people-moving wave of the future is HYDRAULIC TUBES!

Doesn't anyone watch futurama? That show speaks the truth!
That's in 1000 years. We need to strike NOW.
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Old 04-07-2005, 01:56 AM   #12
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YARGH! I had me a otis installed in me boat. Cost me some booty too, I agree with you Shoehorn. I'll draw me up some maps, and run some numbers. Otis needs to get thrown overboard, and fed to me sharky farts!
Finally, someone with some sense.
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