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![]() Think about this, what is something that is in every building, that thousands of people use everyday, and has a monopoly?
Did you think of it? You didn't did you? I'll tell you. The Otis Elevator company. Think about it, 98% of elevators in the United States are Otis Elevators. Aside from the fact that they're owned by United Technologies, which also owns such companies as Carrier and Sikorsky, and have a market cap of over $51 billion, I think that they've rode the gravy train for far too long. I say we strike while the irons hot and move in on this untapped vertical transportation market. I have some engineers working on the mechanics of it all, and I am pretty confident that we can move in and compete in the elevator arena without a problem. Whos with me?
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fuck that. I have several pending patents on my spaceage teleportation device, which will render all current forms of travel virtually useless.
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Someone wake KRL up/.
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Elevators are SO 1900s.
The people-moving wave of the future is HYDRAULIC TUBES! Doesn't anyone watch futurama? That show speaks the truth! ![]() |
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hmmmm, this is a joke right?
(this is my last post with adult lounge sig)
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YARGH! I had me a otis installed in me boat. Cost me some booty too, I agree with you Shoehorn. I'll draw me up some maps, and run some numbers. Otis needs to get thrown overboard, and fed to me sharky farts!
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