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Old 04-06-2005, 10:38 AM   #1
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:stoned For Philosophers: Will a snowman's cock melt if he has sex? (PIC)

Watcha think?

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Old 04-06-2005, 10:40 AM   #2
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thats really creepy
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:41 AM   #3
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really scary
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:42 AM   #4
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A snowman can't have sex. It's just snow.

I think you need medication and/or therapy
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:44 AM   #5
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I doubt it would melt because it's probably a vegetable or something, lol.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:46 AM   #6
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Okay, just for shits and giggles: It would depend upon what the snowman was fucking. If the partner is made of flesh and blood, then yes, because body temperature is obviously much higher than that of the snow. If he's banging a snowgirl, though, he shouldn't melt. Maybe become smoother from wear....but not melt.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:46 AM   #7
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I can't believe I actually took the time to think about that, much less answer it.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:46 AM   #8
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Lets say a snowman has sex with a snowlady, his dick will melt. Even though both are frozen, the friction will make it varm and his tool will turn into an ex frozen snowman tool.


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Old 04-06-2005, 10:48 AM   #9
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For those of you who still has snow. Take 2 snowballs and rub them together, you will soon start to feel that they're getting icy (snow melts but freeze when it seaps into the snow).

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Old 04-06-2005, 10:51 AM   #10
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Hey dont you lot believe in magic - if a snowman can abduct a small chiled and go 'flying through the air' I'm sure he wouldnt have much trouble getting a stiffy on - would that be dubbed a popsicle I wonder- ohhhhhh for the poor girl just think of the cramps afterwards - hardly bears thinking about.

Still at least with a popsicle he'd taste ok for a BJ I suppose - I'd go for strawberry flavour myself.
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Old 04-06-2005, 10:54 AM   #11
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So basically if the snowman has a big enough tool and it's cold enough from the beginning. If he keeps on pumping at a mellow pace, only a small the outer part of his tool will melt and become ice. So his tool will get rock hard after a while and stay that way.

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Old 04-06-2005, 10:59 AM   #12
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Of course his cock will melt. It`s phisics not philosophy
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